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> [“Even gods decay. Like, in 1890 somebody sold off thousands of mummified Ancient Egyptian sacred cats - \_for fertilizer\_. Get the point? Constancy isn't.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-gash/even-gods-decay-like-in-1890-somebody-sold-off-thousands-of-mummified/)

[Jonathan Gash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-gash/)

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## More by Jonathan Gash

> [“Women are odd. I really mean that. A woman doesn't know the effect she has on a man. Any woman affects every man with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-gash/women-are-odd-i-really-mean-that-a-woman-doesn-t-know-the-effect-she/)

[Jonathan Gash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-gash/)

> [“Even gods decay. Like, in 1890 somebody sold off thousands of mummified Ancient Egyptian sacred cats - \_for fertilizer\_. Get the point? Constancy isn't.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-gash/even-gods-decay-like-in-1890-somebody-sold-off-thousands-of-mummified/)

[Jonathan Gash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-gash/)

> [“The problem: If you've an antique for sale, then, sad to relate, the world isn't your oyster. It's not that easy. Even if somebody…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-gash/the-problem-if-you-ve-an-antique-for-sale-then-sad-to-relate-the/)

[Jonathan Gash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-gash/)

> [“Woods are grim places. Farmers shoot squirrels, crows, magpies, and hang them up on trees to warn Mother Nature to get it together or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-gash/woods-are-grim-places-farmers-shoot-squirrels-crows-magpies-and-hang/)

[Jonathan Gash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-gash/)

> [“Affluence isn't affluence at all. Hong Kong is the benchmark; everybody else's affluence is mere tat. Until you've experienced that perfume-washed air as polarized…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-gash/affluence-isn-t-affluence-at-all-hong-kong-is-the-benchmark-everybody/)

[Jonathan Gash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-gash/)

> [“America's phones are bliss. Their habit of actually working is very disconcerting: Put in a coin, and speak to whoever answers. I truly hope…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-gash/america-s-phones-are-bliss-their-habit-of-actually-working-is-very/)

[Jonathan Gash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-gash/)

> [“I began to enjoy myself: being apoplectic's quite invigorating.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-gash/i-began-to-enjoy-myself-being-apoplectic-s-quite-invigorating/)

[Jonathan Gash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-gash/)

> [“That day, I started taking an interest in the bar's television. We always kept it on. As the hours slid by in a cacophony…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-gash/that-day-i-started-taking-an-interest-in-the-bar-s-television-we/)

[Jonathan Gash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-gash/)

> [“Every inch of space was used. As the road narrowed, signs receded upwards and changed to the vertical. Businesses simply soared from ground level…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-gash/every-inch-of-space-was-used-as-the-road-narrowed-signs-receded/)

[Jonathan Gash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-gash/)

> [“Forgery, being the weirdest form of creativity there is, like antiques, costs lives. Why is it that antiques demand sacrificial victims? Dunno, but if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-gash/forgery-being-the-weirdest-form-of-creativity-there-is-like-antiques/)

[Jonathan Gash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-gash/)

> [“The Theory of Sexual Understanding is mine. I created it. It works between a man and a woman. It's this: Everything's up to her.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-gash/the-theory-of-sexual-understanding-is-mine-i-created-it-it-works/)

[Jonathan Gash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-gash/)

> [“The Metropolitan Museum of Art claims to be the largest in the western hemisphere. It's right, but I'm not too sure about the arts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-gash/the-metropolitan-museum-of-art-claims-to-be-the-largest-in-the/)

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> [“The exhibition gobsmacked me. I'm not ashamed to admit it. Here was quite a small building, not many people about, getting little attention. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-gash/the-exhibition-gobsmacked-me-i-m-not-ashamed-to-admit-it-here-was/)

[Jonathan Gash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-gash/)

> [“The risks in antiques fraud are relative. Other criminals risk the absolute. You've never heard of a fraudster involved in a shoot-out, of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-gash/the-risks-in-antiques-fraud-are-relative-other-criminals-risk-the/)

[Jonathan Gash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-gash/)

> [“Some people are just wrong every time they open their mouths.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-gash/some-people-are-just-wrong-every-time-they-open-their-mouths/)

[Jonathan Gash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-gash/)

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