--- title: "Best Muffin Quotes" description: "Browse 58 Muffin quotes by 50 authors. Discover the best Muffin sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28f/jonas-brothers-20624_food_look-at-nick-hes-such-a-studd-muffin-255_2553474.jpg" --- > [Look at nick, hes such a studd muffin!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonas-brothers/look-at-nick-hes-such-a-studd-muffin/) [Jonas Brothers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonas-brothers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28f/jonas-brothers-20624_food_look-at-nick-hes-such-a-studd-muffin-255_2553474.jpg) > [“English muffin," a confection so grim that it could not have been sold in England even in wartime.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-hitchens/english-muffin-a-confection-so-grim-that-it-could-not-have-been-sold/) [Christopher Hitchens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-hitchens/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc3/christopher-hitchens-117_quote_english-muffin-a-confection-so-grim-that_1732057.jpg) > [“When you said you were giving her a ring, I wanted to make sure she didn't eat it by accident. Who puts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-m-ward/when-you-said-you-were-giving-her-a-ring-i-wanted-to-make-sure-she/) [H.M. Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-m-ward/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16f/h-m-ward-4188_humor_when-you-said-you-were-giving-her-a-ring_159083.jpg) > [Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling." "No you won't, nut muffin!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeaniene-frost/some-things-we-need-to-talk-about-but-not-here-i-ll-see-you-later/) [Jeaniene Frost](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeaniene-frost/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8de/jeaniene-frost-335_darling_some-things-we-need-to-talk-about-but-no_1162219.png) > [“WHEN THE ALMIGHTY HAS PREDESTINED YOU, THERE IS NOONE IN THIS PHYSICAL LIFE THAT CAN BLOCK YOUR BLESSINGS…”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/muffin/when-the-almighty-has-predestined-you-there-is-noone-in-this-physical/) [Muffin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/muffin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f4/muffin-94776_author_when-the-almighty-has-predestined-you-th_58466.jpg) > [I have the mentality of like 'Let me show you my back fat or my muffin top, so that I don't have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stassi-schroeder/i-have-the-mentality-of-like-let-me-show-you-my-back-fat-or-my-muffin/) [Stassi Schroeder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stassi-schroeder/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a82/stassi-schroeder-6838_back_i-have-the-mentality-of-like-let-me-show_1865634.jpg) > [Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/sometimes-i-think-more-creativity-is-put-into-muffin-recipes-than/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a46/jerry-seinfeld-880_creativity_sometimes-i-think-more-creativity-is-put_1260944.jpg) > [My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-blakely/my-saddlebags-are-why-spanx-exist-now-that-i-have-a-baby-i-also-have/) [Sara Blakely](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-blakely/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf4/sara-blakely-7253_baby_my-saddlebags-are-why-spanx-exist-now-th_140850.png) > [The gaunt, unhealthy vegan is the muffin vegan. Bread and fries and processed veggie dogs. It's like, 'Hello? Did you eat your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kris-carr/the-gaunt-unhealthy-vegan-is-the-muffin-vegan-bread-and-fries-and/) [Kris Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kris-carr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e7b/kris-carr-7216_bread_the-gaunt-unhealthy-vegan-is-the-muffin_1760048.jpg) > [If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/if-you-have-to-be-at-work-at-8-it-s-always-like-7-54-just-enough-time/) [Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e1/dane-cook-1394_enough_if-you-have-to-be-at-work-at-8-it-s-alwa_2273734.png) > [A film is just like a muffin. You make it. You put it on the table. One person might say, Oh, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denzel-washington/a-film-is-just-like-a-muffin-you-make-it-you-put-it-on-the-table-one/) [Denzel Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denzel-washington/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/368/denzel-washington-1345_awful_a-film-is-just-like-a-muffin-you-make-it_1390687.jpg) > [To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/to-begin-to-begin-how-to-start-i-m-hungry-i-should-get-coffee-coffee/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/67d/anonymous-1_bananas_to-begin-to-begin-how-to-start-i-m-hungr_1007205.jpg) > [My breakfast consists of two cappuccinos and maybe a toasted English muffin, and that's pretty much it for me unless I decide…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyle-maclachlan/my-breakfast-consists-of-two-cappuccinos-and-maybe-a-toasted-english/) [Kyle MacLachlan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyle-maclachlan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/151/kyle-maclachlan-8546_breakfast_my-breakfast-consists-of-two-cappuccinos_596864.png) > [I am a huge egg girl in the morning. I will make myself an English muffin with eggs and turkey bacon -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-cooper/i-am-a-huge-egg-girl-in-the-morning-i-will-make-myself-an-english/) [Alex Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/67b/alex-cooper-6349_eggs_i-am-a-huge-egg-girl-in-the-morning-i-wi_2304862.jpg) > [When I came to America, I was really into all the things people eat here. . . . People called me Muffin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heidi-klum/when-i-came-to-america-i-was-really-into-all-the-things-people-eat/) [Heidi Klum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heidi-klum/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/71c/heidi-klum-2036_america_when-i-came-to-america-i-was-really-into_3149377.png) > [she sighs, then breaks a piece off the muffin in my hand. 'Hey. There are plenty more just five feet to your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/veronica-roth/she-sighs-then-breaks-a-piece-off-the-muffin-in-my-hand-hey-there-are/) [Veronica Roth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/veronica-roth/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba7/veronica-roth-66_break_she-sighs-then-breaks-a-piece-off-the-mu_2905751.png) > [“Okay, okay. Ms. Muffin stays. But keep in mind; first impressions are everything, and the only people Ms. Muffin will impress are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/okay-okay-ms-muffin-stays-but-keep-in-mind-first-impressions-are/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/269/sara-wolf-8198_first-impressions_okay-okay-ms-muffin-stays-but-keep-in-mi_833616.jpg) > [ “It only took one imperfection. One. Then laughs would turn into screams \[...\]. People would turn into memories and memories into nightmares.” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mahsa/it-only-took-one-imperfection-one-then-laughs-would-turn-into-screams/) [Mahsa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mahsa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f54/mahsa-48578_laughter_it-only-took-one-imperfection-one-then-l_993608.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/muffin/#itemlist", "name": "Muffin Quotes", "numberOfItems": 18, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Look at nick, hes such a studd muffin!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jonas Brothers" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonas-brothers/look-at-nick-hes-such-a-studd-muffin/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28f/jonas-brothers-20624_food_look-at-nick-hes-such-a-studd-muffin-255_2553474.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28f/jonas-brothers-20624_food_look-at-nick-hes-such-a-studd-muffin-255_2553474.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28f/jonas-brothers-20624_food_look-at-nick-hes-such-a-studd-muffin-255_2553474.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Look at nick, hes such a studd muffin!” — Jonas Brothers", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“English muffin,\" a confection so grim that it could not have been sold in England even in wartime.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Christopher Hitchens" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-hitchens/english-muffin-a-confection-so-grim-that-it-could-not-have-been-sold/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc3/christopher-hitchens-117_quote_english-muffin-a-confection-so-grim-that_1732057.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc3/christopher-hitchens-117_quote_english-muffin-a-confection-so-grim-that_1732057.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc3/christopher-hitchens-117_quote_english-muffin-a-confection-so-grim-that_1732057.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“English muffin,\" a confection so grim that it could not have been sold in England even in wartime.” — Christopher Hitchens", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“When you said you were giving her a ring, I wanted to make sure she didn't eat it by accident. 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Did you eat your vegetables?'", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kris Carr" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kris-carr/the-gaunt-unhealthy-vegan-is-the-muffin-vegan-bread-and-fries-and/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e7b/kris-carr-7216_bread_the-gaunt-unhealthy-vegan-is-the-muffin_1760048.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e7b/kris-carr-7216_bread_the-gaunt-unhealthy-vegan-is-the-muffin_1760048.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e7b/kris-carr-7216_bread_the-gaunt-unhealthy-vegan-is-the-muffin_1760048.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The gaunt, unhealthy vegan is the muffin vegan. Bread and fries and processed veggie dogs. 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You make it. You put it on the table. One person might say, Oh, I don't like it. One might say it's the best muffin ever made. One might say it's an awful muffin. It's hard for me to say. It's for me to make the muffin.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Denzel Washington" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denzel-washington/a-film-is-just-like-a-muffin-you-make-it-you-put-it-on-the-table-one/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/368/denzel-washington-1345_awful_a-film-is-just-like-a-muffin-you-make-it_1390687.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/368/denzel-washington-1345_awful_a-film-is-just-like-a-muffin-you-make-it_1390687.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/368/denzel-washington-1345_awful_a-film-is-just-like-a-muffin-you-make-it_1390687.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“A film is just like a muffin. You make it. You put it on the table. 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