--- title: "8 Mouse Club Quotes by 7 authors" description: "Browse 8 Mouse Club quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Mouse Club sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c60/richard-kadrey-3619_humor_the-clerk-is-looking-at-me-his-expressio_106029.jpg" --- > [“The clerk is looking at me. His expression hasn't changed. What I want to do is punch a hole in the front…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-kadrey/the-clerk-is-looking-at-me-his-expression-hasn-t-changed-what-i-want/) [Richard Kadrey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-kadrey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c60/richard-kadrey-3619_humor_the-clerk-is-looking-at-me-his-expressio_106029.jpg) > [When I was on the 'Mickey Mouse Club,' there was Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and Ryan Gosling and Christine Aguilera. But they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keri-russell/when-i-was-on-the-mickey-mouse-club-there-was-britney-spears-justin/) [Keri Russell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keri-russell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/372/keri-russell-8795_age_when-i-was-on-the-mickey-mouse-club-ther_1285551.jpg) > [The original Mickey Mouse Club, established in the '30s, was designed to attract children to movie theaters.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/annette-funicello/the-original-mickey-mouse-club-established-in-the-30s-was-designed-to/) [Annette Funicello](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/annette-funicello/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/446/annette-funicello-16828_children_the-original-mickey-mouse-club-establish_1571625.png) > [I wasn't a trained Mickey Mouse club performer. I played in jazz clubs and restaurants.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norah-jones/i-wasn-t-a-trained-mickey-mouse-club-performer-i-played-in-jazz-clubs/) [Norah Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norah-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f3/norah-jones-2918_clubs_i-wasn-t-a-trained-mickey-mouse-club-per_1961927.png) > [ I can't sing worth a lick, so I don't know if I would be allowed in the \["The Mickey Mouse Club"\]. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-b-jordan/i-can-t-sing-worth-a-lick-so-i-don-t-know-if-i-would-be-allowed-in/) [Michael B. Jordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-b-jordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/291/michael-b-jordan-3540_allowed_i-can-t-sing-worth-a-lick-so-i-don-t-kno_2270592.jpg) > [“Oh, good grief. The Mickey Mouse Club of werewolves wanted to throw in on my side.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/oh-good-grief-the-mickey-mouse-club-of-werewolves-wanted-to-throw-in/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/657/jim-butcher-151_mickey-mouse_oh-good-grief-the-mickey-mouse-club-of-w_2375829.png) > [I still don't know precisely why The Mickey Mouse Club ended when it did.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/annette-funicello/i-still-don-t-know-precisely-why-the-mickey-mouse-club-ended-when-it/) [Annette Funicello](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/annette-funicello/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c7/annette-funicello-16828_clubs_i-still-don-t-know-precisely-why-the-mic_2383456.png) > [Watching JT and Ryan Gosling sing Jodeci on the mickey mouse club!!! Oooh SHIT!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rihanna/watching-jt-and-ryan-gosling-sing-jodeci-on-the-mickey-mouse-club/) [Rihanna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rihanna/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/767/rihanna-905_mickey-mouse_watching-jt-and-ryan-gosling-sing-jodeci_3082725.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mouse-club/#itemlist", "name": "Mouse Club Quotes", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“The clerk is looking at me. His expression hasn't changed. What I want to do is punch a hole in the front of the desk, reach through, grab his balls, and make him sing The Mickey Mouse Club song. But these days, I'm working on the theory that killing everyone I don't like might be counterproductive. 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