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> [I have motor oil running through my veins.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-lasseter/i-have-motor-oil-running-through-my-veins/)

[John Lasseter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-lasseter/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/885/john-lasseter-2122_motor_i-have-motor-oil-running-through-my-vein_1870811.jpg)

> [“Maybe there was estrogen in there somewhere. Under the motor oil and f-bombs.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terri-osburn/maybe-there-was-estrogen-in-there-somewhere-under-the-motor-oil-and-f/)

[Terri Osburn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terri-osburn/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b97/terri-osburn-28083_quote_maybe-there-was-estrogen-in-there-somewh_1230198.jpg)

> [I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-zevon/i-m-drinking-here-break-motor-oil-and-bombay-gin-i-ll-sleep-when-i-m/)

[Warren Zevon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/warren-zevon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e2c/warren-zevon-7349_alcohol_i-m-drinking-here-break-motor-oil-and-bo_1496279.png)

> [“A quick way to improve food-related fuel economy would be to buy a quart of motor oil and drink it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbara-kingsolver/a-quick-way-to-improve-food-related-fuel-economy-would-be-to-buy-a/)

[Barbara Kingsolver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbara-kingsolver/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b81/barbara-kingsolver-200_food_a-quick-way-to-improve-food-related-fuel_1275177.png)

> [“She shouldn’t have looked for the dreamers. She should have found a man who knows all the different types of motor oil.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/she-shouldn-t-have-looked-for-the-dreamers-she-should-have-found-a/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc3/kristen-ashley-74_different-types_she-shouldn-t-have-looked-for-the-dreame_3028239.png)

> [Who cared whether you could change motor oil when you could snap a rottweiler’s neck in 2.8 seconds? Now there was a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelley-armstrong/who-cared-whether-you-could-change-motor-oil-when-you-could-snap-a/)

[Kelley Armstrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelley-armstrong/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e3/kelley-armstrong-581_motor_who-cared-whether-you-could-change-motor_2057224.png)

> [Slice open one of my veins and cartoons will pour out; open another vein and you'll get a flood of motor oil.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-lasseter/slice-open-one-of-my-veins-and-cartoons-will-pour-out-open-another/)

[John Lasseter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-lasseter/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/793/john-lasseter-2122_cartoon_slice-open-one-of-my-veins-and-cartoons_401244.jpg)

> [Patience is like good motor oil. It doesn't remove all the contaminants. It just puts them into suspension so they don't get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cornelius-plantinga/patience-is-like-good-motor-oil-it-doesn-t-remove-all-the/)

[Cornelius Plantinga](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cornelius-plantinga/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e49/cornelius-plantinga-38829_be-patient_patience-is-like-good-motor-oil-it-doesn_1199288.jpg)

> [I became a real Shell Motor Oil expert, and I did this 25-minute film. It turned out really well and, as a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renny-harlin/i-became-a-real-shell-motor-oil-expert-and-i-did-this-25-minute-film/)

[Renny Harlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renny-harlin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc7/renny-harlin-19026_cinema_i-became-a-real-shell-motor-oil-expert-a_1195560.jpg)

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