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title: "2 Motherfucking Candy Quotes by 1 author"
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> [“When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/when-shit-brings-you-down-just-say-fuck-it-and-eat-yourself-some/)

[David Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-sedaris/)

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> [“When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers of beer, and an enormous Fuck-It Bucket - a plastic pail filled with jawbreakers and bite-size candy bars. ("When shit brings you down,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/when-a-hurricane-damaged-my-father-s-house-my-brother-rushed-over/)

[David Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-sedaris/)

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