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title: "1 Mother Wear Quotes By David Henry"
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> [Whenever my teenage daughter comes down the stairs dressed like a tramp for her date, I think to myself: 'Damn, why won't her mother wear something like that ?'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-henry/whenever-my-teenage-daughter-comes-down-the-stairs-dressed-like-a/)

[David Henry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-henry/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ee/david-henry-40855_children_whenever-my-teenage-daughter-comes-down_52620.jpg)

## More by David Henry

> [Whenever my teenage daughter comes down the stairs dressed like a tramp for her date, I think to myself: 'Damn, why won't her mother…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-henry/whenever-my-teenage-daughter-comes-down-the-stairs-dressed-like-a/)

[David Henry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-henry/)

> [Nothing can burst your fatherly bubble faster than hearing your daughter come home from a date and saying: 'Some nights I don't know why…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-henry/nothing-can-burst-your-fatherly-bubble-faster-than-hearing-your/)

[David Henry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-henry/)

> [At a wedding last week, my wife said: 'Isn't the bride beautiful ?' When I responded by saying, 'Yeah, but her blowjobs aren't half…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-henry/at-a-wedding-last-week-my-wife-said-isn-t-the-bride-beautiful-when-i/)

[David Henry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-henry/)

> [If Adam had had a real hairy back, we probably wouldn't be here today.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-henry/if-adam-had-had-a-real-hairy-back-we-probably-wouldn-t-be-here-today/)

[David Henry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-henry/)

> [It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming, 'Asshole!' was a statement…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-henry/it-was-only-after-i-untied-my-girlfriend-from-being-face-down-on-the/)

[David Henry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-henry/)

> [Green clovers. Blue diamonds. Orange Stars. Pink hearts. Purple horseshoes. Man, I never know if I'm looking at a bowl of cereal or having…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-henry/green-clovers-blue-diamonds-orange-stars-pink-hearts-purple/)

[David Henry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-henry/)

> [“popular TV sitcoms sprang up, each a variation on a single theme: something alien is close and secretly among us, and one person is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-henry/popular-tv-sitcoms-sprang-up-each-a-variation-on-a-single-theme/)

[David Henry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-henry/)

> [My friend goes through the wedding section of the Sunday paper looking at the brides-to-be and picks out a Dog-of-the-Week. I think that's cruel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-henry/my-friend-goes-through-the-wedding-section-of-the-sunday-paper/)

[David Henry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-henry/)

> [I get all excited when I think that someone's 1-900 sex call from a cell phone might be passing through my body right now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-henry/i-get-all-excited-when-i-think-that-someone-s-1-900-sex-call-from-a/)

[David Henry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-henry/)

> [You can't throw him back because he doesn't meet the legal size limit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-henry/you-can-t-throw-him-back-because-he-doesn-t-meet-the-legal-size-limit/)

[David Henry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-henry/)

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