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> [“Mom?'' ''Its your first bank heist, son. I couldnt sit at home and worry. I had to come and help'' ''But ... but... How did you get here? How did you know'' ''A mother knows these things, Jimmy. You put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-dolley/mom-its-your-first-bank-heist-son-i-couldnt-sit-at-home-and-worry-i/)

[Chris Dolley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-dolley/)

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## More by Chris Dolley

> [“... the Possession Diet. It's fast. It works. It introduces you to new, healthier foods. And it's almost never fatal.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-dolley/the-possession-diet-it-s-fast-it-works-it-introduces-you-to-new/)

[Chris Dolley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-dolley/)

> [“Spirits have cravings--they're only human (well, some of them are)--but the amazing thing about these cravings is that they are SLIMMING POSITIVE! That's right,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-dolley/spirits-have-cravings-they-re-only-human-well-some-of-them-are-but/)

[Chris Dolley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-dolley/)

> [“Clinical trials have proven that projectile vomiting is up to FOUR times more efficient than ordinary vomiting. You don't even have to run to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-dolley/clinical-trials-have-proven-that-projectile-vomiting-is-up-to-four/)

[Chris Dolley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-dolley/)

> [“Mom?'' ''Its your first bank heist, son. I couldnt sit at home and worry. I had to come and help'' ''But ... but... How…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-dolley/mom-its-your-first-bank-heist-son-i-couldnt-sit-at-home-and-worry-i/)

[Chris Dolley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-dolley/)

> [“Stepford University--one of the leading research university on the PLANET with over THREE MILLION likes on Facebook. That's more than Harvard, and SIX times…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-dolley/stepford-university-one-of-the-leading-research-university-on-the/)

[Chris Dolley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-dolley/)

> [“He likens the physical being to a car, and the spiritual being to the driver. And possession is like carrying a passenger who shares…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-dolley/he-likens-the-physical-being-to-a-car-and-the-spiritual-being-to-the/)

[Chris Dolley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-dolley/)

> [“This is the FBI Hostage Negotiations Service. Press one if you wish to surrender. Press two for a getaway car. Press three for a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-dolley/this-is-the-fbi-hostage-negotiations-service-press-one-if-you-wish-to/)

[Chris Dolley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-dolley/)

> [“Good choice. You have selected the SUV. Press one for a black SUV. Press two for powder blue. Press three for bright orange with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-dolley/good-choice-you-have-selected-the-suv-press-one-for-a-black-suv-press/)

[Chris Dolley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-dolley/)

> [“Roderick Baskerville-Smythe, estranged scion of this parish,” I replied. “I believe I’m expected.” “Oh,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-dolley/roderick-baskerville-smythe-estranged-scion-of-this-parish-i-replied/)

[Chris Dolley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-dolley/)

> [“Professor Raylene's ground breaking study found that subjects with Tourrette's Syndrome burned more calories than Lutherans.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-dolley/professor-raylene-s-ground-breaking-study-found-that-subjects-with/)

[Chris Dolley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-dolley/)

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