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> [“Finnie kicked a packet of washing powder. "Why am I surrounded by morons? Did I tick the wrong bloody box for room service? I wanted scrambled eggs on toast, but they delivered a family-sized bag of idiots !”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/finnie-kicked-a-packet-of-washing-powder-why-am-i-surrounded-by/)

[Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/)

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## More by Stuart MacBride

> [“Finnie kicked a packet of washing powder. "Why am I surrounded by morons? Did I tick the wrong bloody box for room service? I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/finnie-kicked-a-packet-of-washing-powder-why-am-i-surrounded-by/)

[Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/)

> [“Ah … politics, Sergeant. When the top brass hand you a turd, you polish it and say, “my, what a lovely jobbie!” That way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/ah-politics-sergeant-when-the-top-brass-hand-you-a-turd-you-polish-it/)

[Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/)

> [“Guthrie handed him the mug, a wee pout pulling his pale face out of shape. With his semi-skimmed skin, faint ginger hair, and blond…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/guthrie-handed-him-the-mug-a-wee-pout-pulling-his-pale-face-out-of/)

[Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/)

> [The day was dark as a lawyer's soul.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/the-day-was-dark-as-a-lawyer-s-soul/)

[Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/)

> [“Logan glanced at the clock on the cooker: nearly five minutes fast. The room was bathed in the pale orange glow of the overcast…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/logan-glanced-at-the-clock-on-the-cooker-nearly-five-minutes-fast-the/)

[Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/)

> [“Must be nice to be a seagull. You eat, you sleep, you shag, and if you’re having a bad day you can shite on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/must-be-nice-to-be-a-seagull-you-eat-you-sleep-you-shag-and-if-you-re/)

[Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/)

> [“Ina stood and shuffled over to the urn on the fireplace. Stroked it with a twisted finger. "How are we supposed to get more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/ina-stood-and-shuffled-over-to-the-urn-on-the-fireplace-stroked-it/)

[Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/)

> [“What about Ding-Dong?" "Detective Inspector Bell couldn't find his arse with both hands if you duct-taped them to it. Come on.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/what-about-ding-dong-detective-inspector-bell-couldn-t-find-his-arse/)

[Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/)

> [“Blah, blah, blah, regret to inform you that DI Gray has tendered his resignation; blah, blah, blah; opportunity to reward performance; blah, blah, blah;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/blah-blah-blah-regret-to-inform-you-that-di-gray-has-tendered-his/)

[Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/)

> [“The real me died years ago. I died and I went to hell. This is hell.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/the-real-me-died-years-ago-i-died-and-i-went-to-hell-this-is-hell/)

[Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/)

> [“Uh-huh. We’re about … five minutes away? Maybe less? … Still can’t believe it: a real murder!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/uh-huh-we-re-about-five-minutes-away-maybe-less-still-can-t-believe/)

[Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/)

> [“Steel squared her shoulders. "Ladies, and gentlemen, are are no' at home to Mr Fuckup today. Who are we no' at home to?" The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/steel-squared-her-shoulders-ladies-and-gentlemen-are-are-no-at-home/)

[Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/)

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