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title: "84 Morons Quotes by 75 authors"
description: "Browse 84 Morons quotes by 75 authors. Discover the best Morons sayings and thoughts."
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> [Only morons start a business on a loan?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-cuban/only-morons-start-a-business-on-a-loan/)

[Mark Cuban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-cuban/)

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> [MORONS! I'm surrounded by MORONS! -Carface](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/all-dogs-go-to-heaven/morons-i-m-surrounded-by-morons-carface/)

All Dogs Go To Heaven

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> [Sleep tight, ya morons!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sleep-tight-ya-morons/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Morons. I've got morons on my team.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/strother-martin/morons-i-ve-got-morons-on-my-team/)

Strother Martin

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> [“I'm here to help you, fucking morons. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lili-st-crow/i-m-here-to-help-you-fucking-morons/)

[Lili St. Crow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lili-st-crow/)

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> [“Why am I surrounded by sluts and morons?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abria-mattina/why-am-i-surrounded-by-sluts-and-morons/)

[Abria Mattina](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abria-mattina/)

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> [There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/umberto-eco/there-are-four-kinds-of-people-in-this-world-cretins-fools-morons-and/)

[Umberto Eco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/umberto-eco/)

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> [I don't have a bad temper, I just have a quick reaction to morons.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tumblr/i-don-t-have-a-bad-temper-i-just-have-a-quick-reaction-to-morons/)

Tumblr

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> [Baseball is a game played by idiots for morons.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/f-scott-fitzgerald/baseball-is-a-game-played-by-idiots-for-morons/)

[F. Scott Fitzgerald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/f-scott-fitzgerald/)

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> [All morons hate it when you call them a moron.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-salinger-2/all-morons-hate-it-when-you-call-them-a-moron/)

[J. D. Salinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-salinger-2/)

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> [Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-ferrier/computer-a-million-morons-working-at-the-speed-of-light/)

David Ferrier

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> [“Dealing with morons … is like teaching Hindu to a beagle.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lee-child/dealing-with-morons-is-like-teaching-hindu-to-a-beagle/)

[Lee Child](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lee-child/)

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> [Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/never-have-a-dog-let-s-not-beat-around-the-bush-here-dogs-are-morons/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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> [Maybe I'll try to be more patient with morons.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-safran-foer/maybe-i-ll-try-to-be-more-patient-with-morons/)

[Jonathan Safran Foer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-safran-foer/)

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> [There are nice things in the world - and I mean nice things. We're all such morons to get so sidetracked.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-salinger-2/there-are-nice-things-in-the-world-and-i-mean-nice-things-we-re-all/)

[J. D. Salinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-salinger-2/)

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> [Men think that not being able to wire a plug somehow makes them more creative or intellectual. It just makes them morons.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-may/men-think-that-not-being-able-to-wire-a-plug-somehow-makes-them-more/)

[James May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-may/)

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> [“Shut up! Do you think we’re morons?” Michael kept his expression blank. Oh how badly he wanted to say “Yup.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-dashner/shut-up-do-you-think-we-re-morons-michael-kept-his-expression-blank/)

[James Dashner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-dashner/)

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> [Men are pigs. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-winner/men-are-pigs-i-really-have-every-sympathy-for-women-that-they/)

[Michael Winner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-winner/)

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> [“God damn it, there are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We're all such morons to get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-salinger/god-damn-it-there-are-nice-things-in-the-world-and-i-mean-nice-things/)

[J.D. Salinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-salinger/)

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> [Some of these white people will never learn to not talk crazy about Obama online. Government not playing around with you morons.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/some-of-these-white-people-will-never-learn-to-not-talk-crazy-about/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [In every movie and every TV show, the dads are morons. And dads tend to react by doing what dads do best:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-schirripa/in-every-movie-and-every-tv-show-the-dads-are-morons-and-dads-tend-to/)

[Steve Schirripa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-schirripa/)

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> [I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-kinney/i-ll-be-famous-one-day-but-for-now-i-m-stuck-in-middle-school-with-a/)

[Jeff Kinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-kinney/)

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> [All the children seem to be coming out quite intelligent, thank goodness. It would have been such a bore to be the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-l-sayers/all-the-children-seem-to-be-coming-out-quite-intelligent-thank/)

[Dorothy L. Sayers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-l-sayers/)

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> [What did you expect? Welcome, sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter? You've got to remember that these are just simple…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-wilder/what-did-you-expect-welcome-sonny-make-yourself-at-home-marry-my/)

[Gene Wilder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-wilder/)

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> [“I’d known dudes like this my whole life, country morons stuck in a state of permanent resentment. They abuse small animals, grow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nic-pizzolatto/i-d-known-dudes-like-this-my-whole-life-country-morons-stuck-in-a/)

[Nic Pizzolatto](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nic-pizzolatto/)

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> [“Finnie kicked a packet of washing powder. "Why am I surrounded by morons? Did I tick the wrong bloody box for room…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/finnie-kicked-a-packet-of-washing-powder-why-am-i-surrounded-by/)

[Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/)

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> [For the naysayers that claimed 'American Family' revealed us to be vacant, unloving, uncaring morons of the materialistic '70s, this image will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lance-loud/for-the-naysayers-that-claimed-american-family-revealed-us-to-be/)

[Lance Loud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lance-loud/)

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> [“I am up against the system, the whole method & approach of a system of education which makes us morons, cultural morons,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-k-narayan-2/i-am-up-against-the-system-the-whole-method-approach-of-a-system-of/)

R K Narayan

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> [We are failing to segregate morons who are increasing and multiplying . . . a dead weight of human waste . .…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-sanger/we-are-failing-to-segregate-morons-who-are-increasing-and-multiplying/)

[Margaret Sanger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-sanger/)

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> [Idiots are not responsible for what they do. The real guilt falls on rational people who sit on their hands while morons…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-mcdevitt/idiots-are-not-responsible-for-what-they-do-the-real-guilt-falls-on/)

[Jack McDevitt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-mcdevitt/)

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> [“It is the natural tendency of the ignorant to believe what is not true. In order to overcome that tendency it is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-l-mencken-2/it-is-the-natural-tendency-of-the-ignorant-to-believe-what-is-not/)

[H.L. Mencken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-l-mencken-2/)

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> [This education has reduced us to a nation of morons; we were strangers to our own culture and camp followers of another…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-k-narayan/this-education-has-reduced-us-to-a-nation-of-morons-we-were-strangers/)

[R.K. Narayan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-k-narayan/)

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> [“There was this other apocalypse this one time. And, well, I took off. But this time, I don't... I don't know." "Well,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-whedon/there-was-this-other-apocalypse-this-one-time-and-well-i-took-off-but/)

[Joss Whedon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-whedon/)

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> [“What the hell does it all mean anyhow? Nothing. Zero. Zilch. Nothing comes to anything. And yet, there's no shortage of idiots…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/what-the-hell-does-it-all-mean-anyhow-nothing-zero-zilch-nothing/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

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> [“Had I realized while on Earth," he said, "that Hell was such a delightful place, I should have put more faith in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frederic-arnold-kummer/had-i-realized-while-on-earth-he-said-that-hell-was-such-a-delightful/)

Frederic Arnold Kummer

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> [Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/men-i-said-you-all-a-bunch-of-chauvinist-morons-stephanie-plum-ten/)

[Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/)

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> [People who rely on unsourced webpages are morons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/albert-einstein/people-who-rely-on-unsourced-webpages-are-morons/)

[Albert Einstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/albert-einstein/)

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> [“nobody likes to be made out to be morons, especially morons.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-riva/nobody-likes-to-be-made-out-to-be-morons-especially-morons/)

Jim Riva

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> [“A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-bassey-johnson/a-deaf-and-dumb-in-the-mist-of-morons-is-a-renowed-talkative-among/)

[Michael Bassey Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-bassey-johnson/)

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> [You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lieb/you-don-t-have-to-be-a-genius-when-you-re-surrounded-by-morons/)

[Josh Lieb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lieb/)

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                        "text": "For the naysayers that claimed 'American Family' revealed us to be vacant, unloving, uncaring morons of the materialistic '70s, this image will be proven wrong when Mom and Dad remarry... Make no mistake. This is not to emphasize the sadness of my demise but rather emphasize the love of my family and friends.",
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                        "text": "“There was this other apocalypse this one time. And, well, I took off. But this time, I don't... I don't know.\" \"Well, what's different?\" \"Well, I guess I was kinda new to being around humans before. And now I've seen a lot more, gotten to know people, seen what they're capable of and I guess I just realize how amazingly... screwed up they all are. I mean, really, really screwed up in a monumental fashion.\" \"Oh.\" \"And they have no purpose that unites them, so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die. Which they-they know is coming, yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. They're incapable of thinking about what they want beyond the moment. They kill each other, which is clearly insane, and yet, here's the thing. When it's something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they're lame morons for fighting. But they do. They never... They never quit. And so I guess I will keep fighting, too.”",
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                        "text": "“What the hell does it all mean anyhow? Nothing. Zero. Zilch. Nothing comes to anything. And yet, there's no shortage of idiots to babble. Not me. I have a vision. I'm discussing you. Your friends. Your coworkers. Your newspapers. The TV. Everybody's happy to talk. Full of misinformation. Morality, science, religion, politics, sports, love, your portfolio, your children, health. Christ, if I have to eat nine servings of fruits and vegetables a day to live, I don't wanna live. I hate goddamn fruits and vegetables. And your omega 3's, and the treadmill, and the cardiogram, and the mammogram, and the pelvic sonogram, and oh my god the-the-the colonoscopy, and with it all the day still comes where they put you in a box, and its on to the next generation of idiots, who'll also tell you all about life and define for you what's appropriate. My father committed suicide because the morning newspapers depressed him. And could you blame him? With the horror, and corruption, and ignorance, and poverty, and genocide, and AIDS, and global warming, and terrorism, and-and the family value morons, and the gun morons. \"The horror,\" Kurtz said at the end of Heart of Darkness, \"the horror.\" Lucky Kurtz didn't have the Times delivered in the jungle. Ugh... then he'd see some horror. But what do you do? You read about some massacre in Darfur or some school bus gets blown up, and you go \"Oh my God, the horror,\" and then you turn the page and finish your eggs from the free range chickens. Because what can you do. It's overwhelming!”",
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