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> [If men could get pregnant, abortion clinics would be like Starbucks - two on every block and four in every airport. And the morning-after pill would come in different flavors like sea salt and cool ranch.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nasim-pedrad/if-men-could-get-pregnant-abortion-clinics-would-be-like-starbucks/)

[Nasim Pedrad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nasim-pedrad/)

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## More by Nasim Pedrad

> [I really looked up to Tina Fey as a writer, and because I did have a background in writing, she is someone whose career…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nasim-pedrad/i-really-looked-up-to-tina-fey-as-a-writer-and-because-i-did-have-a/)

[Nasim Pedrad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nasim-pedrad/)

> [If men could get pregnant, abortion clinics would be like Starbucks - two on every block and four in every airport. And the morning-after…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nasim-pedrad/if-men-could-get-pregnant-abortion-clinics-would-be-like-starbucks/)

[Nasim Pedrad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nasim-pedrad/)

> [ John \[Mulaney\] likes to say I'm like a district attorney with absolutely no jurisdiction whatsoever. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nasim-pedrad/john-mulaney-likes-to-say-i-m-like-a-district-attorney-with/)

[Nasim Pedrad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nasim-pedrad/)

> [I knew at a young age that I wanted to do comedy, and maybe part of that was trying to fit in at school…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nasim-pedrad/i-knew-at-a-young-age-that-i-wanted-to-do-comedy-and-maybe-part-of/)

[Nasim Pedrad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nasim-pedrad/)

> [At the time, I was in L.A., just auditioning and hoping to land a part, dramatic or comedic. I started to feel really stagnant,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nasim-pedrad/at-the-time-i-was-in-l-a-just-auditioning-and-hoping-to-land-a-part/)

[Nasim Pedrad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nasim-pedrad/)

> [I can easily connect with the prepubescent dork I spent much of my life being.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nasim-pedrad/i-can-easily-connect-with-the-prepubescent-dork-i-spent-much-of-my/)

[Nasim Pedrad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nasim-pedrad/)

> [ I’ll never forget my very first \[SNL\] show. I had a card in my changing room from Kristen Wiig. It just had a heart… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nasim-pedrad/i-ll-never-forget-my-very-first-snl-show-i-had-a-card-in-my-changing/)

[Nasim Pedrad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nasim-pedrad/)

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