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title: "5 Morning Pill Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [If men could get pregnant, abortion clinics would be like Starbucks - two on every block and four in every airport. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nasim-pedrad/if-men-could-get-pregnant-abortion-clinics-would-be-like-starbucks/)

[Nasim Pedrad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nasim-pedrad/)

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> [Your Busy Nwe Nwee I'm The Main Chick And I Know How Much He Gets A Month But The Only Time He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sabelo-lan-mashabela/your-busy-nwe-nwee-i-m-the-main-chick-and-i-know-how-much-he-gets-a/)

[Sabelo Lan Mashabela](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sabelo-lan-mashabela/)

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> [There was a time when researchers imagined that Plan B, or the morning-after pill, might become not an emergency form of contraception…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-gibbs/there-was-a-time-when-researchers-imagined-that-plan-b-or-the-morning/)

[Nancy Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-gibbs/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07e/nancy-gibbs-2206_become_there-was-a-time-when-researchers-imagin_1356165.jpg)

> [Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-tosh/have-you-heard-about-the-morning-after-pill-or-what-i-like-to-call/)

[Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-tosh/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c5/daniel-tosh-1624_bed_have-you-heard-about-the-morning-after-p_2049110.png)

> [“Use Cosmic Ordering now, not as a morning after pill.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-richards/use-cosmic-ordering-now-not-as-a-morning-after-pill/)

[Stephen Richards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-richards/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ef/stephen-richards-446_abundance-creation_use-cosmic-ordering-now-not-as-a-morning_2356353.jpg)

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