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> [How many women here like to have sex in the morning? Now how many like to be awake when it happens?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marsha-warfield/how-many-women-here-like-to-have-sex-in-the-morning-now-how-many-like/)

[Marsha Warfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marsha-warfield/)

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## More by Marsha Warfield

> [I used to be a virgin, but I gave it up because there was no money in it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marsha-warfield/i-used-to-be-a-virgin-but-i-gave-it-up-because-there-was-no-money-in/)

[Marsha Warfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marsha-warfield/)

> [You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marsha-warfield/you-have-to-be-a-special-kind-of-stupid-to-forget-to-eat/)

[Marsha Warfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marsha-warfield/)

> [How many women here like to have sex in the morning? Now how many like to be awake when it happens?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marsha-warfield/how-many-women-here-like-to-have-sex-in-the-morning-now-how-many-like/)

[Marsha Warfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marsha-warfield/)

> [Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marsha-warfield/every-time-a-baseball-player-grabs-his-crotch-it-makes-him-spit-that/)

[Marsha Warfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marsha-warfield/)

> [I'm beginning to appreciate the value of naps. Naps are wonderful, aren't they? Sometimes now I have to take a nap to get ready…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marsha-warfield/i-m-beginning-to-appreciate-the-value-of-naps-naps-are-wonderful-aren/)

[Marsha Warfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marsha-warfield/)

> [I hate skinny women, especially when they say things like 'Sometimes I forget to eat.' Now, I've forgotten my mother's maiden name, and my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marsha-warfield/i-hate-skinny-women-especially-when-they-say-things-like-sometimes-i/)

[Marsha Warfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marsha-warfield/)

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