---
title: "2 Monster Wasn Quotes by 2 authors"
description: "Browse 2 Monster Wasn quotes by 2 authors. Discover the best Monster Wasn sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/758/kerri-maniscalco-12270_attack_pretending-a-monster-wasn-t-there-didn-t_454147.jpg"
---

> [“Pretending a monster wasn't there didn't make it go away. It only made one vulnerable to its attack.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerri-maniscalco/pretending-a-monster-wasn-t-there-didn-t-make-it-go-away-it-only-made/)

[Kerri Maniscalco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerri-maniscalco/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/758/kerri-maniscalco-12270_attack_pretending-a-monster-wasn-t-there-didn-t_454147.jpg)

> [“The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and sat in the kitchen smoking and saying 'bollocks' alot.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jo-brand/the-big-bad-monster-wasn-t-green-and-hiding-under-the-bed-it-wore/)

[Jo Brand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jo-brand/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a44/jo-brand-1915_humour_the-big-bad-monster-wasn-t-green-and-hid_1855019.png)

```json
{
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@graph": [
        {
            "@type": "ItemList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/monster-wasn/#itemlist",
            "name": "Monster Wasn Quotes",
            "numberOfItems": 2,
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Pretending a monster wasn't there didn't make it go away. It only made one vulnerable to its attack.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Kerri Maniscalco"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerri-maniscalco/pretending-a-monster-wasn-t-there-didn-t-make-it-go-away-it-only-made/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/758/kerri-maniscalco-12270_attack_pretending-a-monster-wasn-t-there-didn-t_454147.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/758/kerri-maniscalco-12270_attack_pretending-a-monster-wasn-t-there-didn-t_454147.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/758/kerri-maniscalco-12270_attack_pretending-a-monster-wasn-t-there-didn-t_454147.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Pretending a monster wasn't there didn't make it go away. It only made one vulnerable to its attack.” — Kerri Maniscalco",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and sat in the kitchen smoking and saying 'bollocks' alot.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Jo Brand"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jo-brand/the-big-bad-monster-wasn-t-green-and-hiding-under-the-bed-it-wore/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a44/jo-brand-1915_humour_the-big-bad-monster-wasn-t-green-and-hid_1855019.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a44/jo-brand-1915_humour_the-big-bad-monster-wasn-t-green-and-hid_1855019.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a44/jo-brand-1915_humour_the-big-bad-monster-wasn-t-green-and-hid_1855019.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet…” — Jo Brand",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "CollectionPage",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/monster-wasn/#webpage",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/monster-wasn/",
            "name": "Monster Wasn Quotes",
            "isPartOf": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website"
            },
            "mainEntity": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/monster-wasn/#itemlist"
            },
            "primaryImageOfPage": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/758/kerri-maniscalco-12270_attack_pretending-a-monster-wasn-t-there-didn-t_454147.jpg"
            },
            "description": "Browse 2 Monster Wasn quotes by 2 authors. Discover the best Monster Wasn sayings and thoughts.",
            "breadcrumb": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/monster-wasn/#breadcrumb"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "BreadcrumbList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/monster-wasn/#breadcrumb",
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "name": "Home",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "name": "Quotes",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 3,
                    "name": "Topics",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 4,
                    "name": "Monster Wasn Quotes",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/monster-wasn/"
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "WebSite",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "publisher": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "Organization",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "logo": {
                "@type": "ImageObject",
                "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png",
                "width": 512,
                "height": 512
            }
        }
    ]
}
```