--- title: "Best Money Quotes by Will Rogers" description: "45 Money quotes by Will Rogers. Plus more from Will Rogers and more Money sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5a/will-rogers-272_appropriate_we-will-never-get-anywhere-with-our-fina_1410016.jpg" --- > [We will never get anywhere with our finances till we pass a law saying...every time we appropriate something, we...pass another bill...stating where…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/we-will-never-get-anywhere-with-our-finances-till-we-pass-a-law/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5a/will-rogers-272_appropriate_we-will-never-get-anywhere-with-our-fina_1410016.jpg) > [A Republican moves slowly. They are what we call conservatives. A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and doesn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/a-republican-moves-slowly-they-are-what-we-call-conservatives-a/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b1/will-rogers-272_conservative_a-republican-moves-slowly-they-are-what_1199137.jpg) > [It looks like the financial giants of the world have bungled as much as the diplomats and politicians. This would be a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/it-looks-like-the-financial-giants-of-the-world-have-bungled-as-much/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c87/will-rogers-272_business_it-looks-like-the-financial-giants-of-th_807209.jpg) > [Our financial ills will never be settled till you fix it so every man will pay an income tax on what he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/our-financial-ills-will-never-be-settled-till-you-fix-it-so-every-man/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f0/will-rogers-272_every-man_our-financial-ills-will-never-be-settled_1007951.jpg) > [The government says they have loaned over One Billion dollars to the Farmers. In other words, we can't help you make any…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/the-government-says-they-have-loaned-over-one-billion-dollars-to-the/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7f/will-rogers-272_agriculture_the-government-says-they-have-loaned-ove_251102.jpg) ## Other authors on Money - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-sunday-adelaja-87912.jpg) Sunday Adelaja 1,057 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/money/sunday-adelaja/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-robert-kiyosaki-79933.jpg) Robert Kiyosaki 249 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/money/robert-kiyosaki/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-stephen-richards-446.jpg) Stephen Richards 159 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/money/stephen-richards/) - [Jarod Kintz 156 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/money/jarod-kintz/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-vikrant-parsai-70.jpg) Vikrant Parsai 120 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/money/vikrant-parsai/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b008/author-donald-trump-30060.jpg) Donald Trump 114 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/money/donald-trump/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b023/author-suze-orman-88265.jpg) Suze Orman 108 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/money/suze-orman/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b016/author-lil-wayne-60291.jpg) Lil Wayne 103 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/money/lil-wayne/) - [Benjamin Franklin 103 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/money/benjamin-franklin/) - [Warren Buffett 100 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/money/warren-buffett/) - [Mokokoma Mokhonoana 100 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/money/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) - [Ralph Waldo Emerson 91 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/money/ralph-waldo-emerson/) ## More by Will Rogers > [She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/she-was-so-ugly-she-could-make-a-mule-back-away-from-an-oat-bin/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/we-are-always-saying-let-the-law-take-its-course-but-what-we-really/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/the-democrats-and-the-republicans-are-equally-corrupt-where-money-is/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/farmers-get-out-your-sense-of-humor-congress-meets-to-relieve-you/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [Politicians, after all, are not over a year behind public opinion.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/politicians-after-all-are-not-over-a-year-behind-public-opinion/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/american-invents-everything-but-the-trouble-is-we-get-tired-of-it-the/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [I don't know what humor is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/i-don-t-know-what-humor-is/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/there-are-two-things-i-don-t-care-how-smart-you-are-you-will-never/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/the-more-you-observe-politics-the-more-you-ve-got-to-admit-that-each/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/i-don-t-think-you-can-make-a-lawyer-honest-by-an-act-of-legislature/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/there-are-two-theories-to-arguing-with-a-woman-neither-works/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/america-is-a-great-country-but-you-can-t-live-in-it-for-nothing/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/there-ought-to-be-one-day-just-one-when-there-is-open-season-on/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/every-gag-i-tell-must-be-based-on-truth-no-matter-how-much-i-may/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/so-live-that-you-would-not-mind-selling-your-pet-parrot-to-the-town/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/money/will-rogers/#itemlist", "name": "Best Money Quotes by Will Rogers", "numberOfItems": 5, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "We will never get anywhere with our finances till we pass a law saying...every time we appropriate something, we...pass another bill...stating where the money is coming from.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Will Rogers" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/we-will-never-get-anywhere-with-our-finances-till-we-pass-a-law/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5a/will-rogers-272_appropriate_we-will-never-get-anywhere-with-our-fina_1410016.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5a/will-rogers-272_appropriate_we-will-never-get-anywhere-with-our-fina_1410016.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5a/will-rogers-272_appropriate_we-will-never-get-anywhere-with-our-fina_1410016.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“We will never get anywhere with our finances till we pass a law saying...every time we appropriate…” — Will Rogers", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "A Republican moves slowly. 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