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title: "5 Money Bitch Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [“Listen,” she said, “how much money do you have on you right now?” “Zero dollars and zero cents,” I answered. I turned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/listen-she-said-how-much-money-do-you-have-on-you-right-now-zero/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8af/john-green-12_bat-mitzvah_listen-she-said-how-much-money-do-you-ha_78848.jpg)

> [When I was 14, sippin on my OE. Tryna marry money but that bitch kept getting cold feet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mac-miller/when-i-was-14-sippin-on-my-oe-tryna-marry-money-but-that-bitch-kept/)

[Mac Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mac-miller/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f9e/mac-miller-566_bitch_when-i-was-14-sippin-on-my-oe-tryna-marr_529413.jpg)

> [A successful nigga is one who makes more money than his bitch can spend.. And a successful bitch is one who can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yonem/a-successful-nigga-is-one-who-makes-more-money-than-his-bitch-can/)

[Yonem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yonem/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f9/yonem-27483_money_a-successful-nigga-is-one-who-makes-more_1361643.jpg)

> [They say love is more important than money. Bitch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/they-say-love-is-more-important-than-money-bitch-have-you-ever-tried/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06c/anonymous-1_being-broke_they-say-love-is-more-important-than-mon_2418395.jpg)

> [Money is a bitch that never sleeps.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caleb89/money-is-a-bitch-that-never-sleeps/)

[Caleb89](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caleb89/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/111/caleb89-104254_bitch_money-is-a-bitch-that-never-sleeps-32041_3204178.jpg)

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