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> [“Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/yo-momma-so-ugly-she-makes-onions-cry/)

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> [“Yo momma so ugly that when she gets up, the sun goes down.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/yo-momma-so-ugly-that-when-she-gets-up-the-sun-goes-down/)

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> [Bitch idgaf you and yo momma ugly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author-name/bitch-idgaf-you-and-yo-momma-ugly/)

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> [“Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/yo-momma-so-ugly-she-threw-a-boomerang-and-it-wouldn-t-come-back/)

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> [“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins!" ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/yo-momma-so-ugly-that-when-she-was-born-the-doctor-looked-at-her-butt/)

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> [“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her and her parents.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/yo-momma-so-ugly-that-when-she-was-born-the-doctor-slapped-her-and/)

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> [“Yo momma so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/yo-momma-so-ugly-that-when-she-looks-in-the-mirror-the-reflection/)

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> [“Yo momma so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/yo-momma-so-ugly-that-i-took-her-to-a-haunted-house-and-she-came-out/)

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> [“Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ Yo momma so ugly she makes onions”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/yo-momma-so-ugly-she-makes-blind-children-cry-yo-momma-so-ugly-she/)

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