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> [If you say you had a zen moment, you already didn't.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-sulkin/if-you-say-you-had-a-zen-moment-you-already-didn-t/)

[Alec Sulkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-sulkin/)

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## More by Alec Sulkin

> [His lie ability is an asset](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-sulkin/his-lie-ability-is-an-asset/)

[Alec Sulkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-sulkin/)

> [You are not special. There is no plan for you. Nothing happens for a reason. Just try not to die and shut up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-sulkin/you-are-not-special-there-is-no-plan-for-you-nothing-happens-for-a/)

[Alec Sulkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-sulkin/)

> [Hearing the faraway sounds of children at recess makes me understand that I am no longer life's main character.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-sulkin/hearing-the-faraway-sounds-of-children-at-recess-makes-me-understand/)

[Alec Sulkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-sulkin/)

> [There's something great about terrible westerns. They look like gay dancers and bad, overwrought dialogue and overacting, black and white sped up horses.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-sulkin/there-s-something-great-about-terrible-westerns-they-look-like-gay/)

[Alec Sulkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-sulkin/)

> [Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-sulkin/everyone-s-the-anti-teddy-roosevelt-speak-loudly-and-carry-a-brittle/)

[Alec Sulkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-sulkin/)

> [The internet makes everything not enough.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-sulkin/the-internet-makes-everything-not-enough/)

[Alec Sulkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-sulkin/)

> [Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-sulkin/just-because-you-re-an-avid-reader-doesn-t-mean-you-re-an-avid/)

[Alec Sulkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-sulkin/)

> [If you say you had a zen moment, you already didn't.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-sulkin/if-you-say-you-had-a-zen-moment-you-already-didn-t/)

[Alec Sulkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-sulkin/)

> [When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-sulkin/when-i-make-fun-of-you-i-strike-just-the-right-note-when-you-make-fun/)

[Alec Sulkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-sulkin/)

> [It always seems that people who bring nothing to the table take the most from it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-sulkin/it-always-seems-that-people-who-bring-nothing-to-the-table-take-the/)

[Alec Sulkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-sulkin/)

> [It's always dangerous when boring people think they're creative.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-sulkin/it-s-always-dangerous-when-boring-people-think-they-re-creative/)

[Alec Sulkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-sulkin/)

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