--- title: "25 Mom Thinks Quotes by 14 authors" description: "Browse 25 Mom Thinks quotes by 14 authors. Discover the best Mom Thinks sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75d/lolaastar-257455_mom_my-mom-thinks-i-m-awsome-2853013_2853013.jpg" --- > [My Mom thinks I'm awsome!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lolaastar/my-mom-thinks-i-m-awsome/) [LolaaStar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lolaastar/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75d/lolaastar-257455_mom_my-mom-thinks-i-m-awsome-2853013_2853013.jpg) > [When your mom thinks you have an attitude with her but all you did was answer her question.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-your-mom-thinks-you-have-an-attitude-with-her-but-all-you-did/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b57/anonymous-1_answers_when-your-mom-thinks-you-have-an-attitud_2204482.jpg) > [My mom thinks my friends have bad influences on me. Honestly I'm the one coming up with the ideas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/avalon/my-mom-thinks-my-friends-have-bad-influences-on-me-honestly-i-m-the/) [Avalon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/avalon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b97/avalon-31237_best-friend_my-mom-thinks-my-friends-have-bad-influe_2339570.jpg) > [Did you hear that Mitch? Your mom thinks you're beautiful.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicholas-sparks/did-you-hear-that-mitch-your-mom-thinks-you-re-beautiful/) [Nicholas Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicholas-sparks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/818/nicholas-sparks-93_beautiful_did-you-hear-that-mitch-your-mom-thinks_677726.jpg) > [I have three lives. Mine, the one that people make up, and the one my mom thinks I have.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-have-three-lives-mine-the-one-that-people-make-up-and-the-one-my/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b56/anonymous-1_fake-people_i-have-three-lives-mine-the-one-that-peo_1380596.jpg) > [My mom thinks I'm a bad influence. Wrong, I was just raised around my family.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-mom-thinks-i-m-a-bad-influence-wrong-i-was-just-raised-around-my/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef9/anonymous-1_family_my-mom-thinks-i-m-a-bad-influence-wrong_1006693.jpg) > [My mom thinks LOL stands forlots of love and texted me Your grandfather just died. LOL.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-mom-thinks-lol-stands-forlots-of-love-and-texted-me-your/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/192/anonymous-1_amazing_my-mom-thinks-lol-stands-forlots-of-love_494796.jpg) > [The awesome moment when your mom thinks that you have no money for school and gives you more](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hussein-nishah/the-awesome-moment-when-your-mom-thinks-that-you-have-no-money-for/) [Hussein Nishah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hussein-nishah/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eff/hussein-nishah-292_amazing_the-awesome-moment-when-your-mom-thinks_2684947.jpg) > [Mom thinks I live in this dream world where everybody's Ivana Trump.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathie-lee-gifford/mom-thinks-i-live-in-this-dream-world-where-everybody-s-ivana-trump/) [Kathie Lee Gifford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathie-lee-gifford/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f1/kathie-lee-gifford-11224_dream_mom-thinks-i-live-in-this-dream-world-wh_1957346.jpg) > [Its hard when I cant even find the time to call my mom. When she thinks Im going Hollywood...I guess she probably…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mac-miller/its-hard-when-i-cant-even-find-the-time-to-call-my-mom-when-she/) [Mac Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mac-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16d/mac-miller-566_hard-time_its-hard-when-i-cant-even-find-the-time_2793865.jpg) > [If a child has tumour and I think it's genuine, I'll fund the operation. My mom thinks I'm wasting money. Even my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zayed-khan/if-a-child-has-tumour-and-i-think-it-s-genuine-i-ll-fund-the/) [Zayed Khan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zayed-khan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ec/zayed-khan-6889_children_if-a-child-has-tumour-and-i-think-it-s-g_2104597.jpg) > [That awkward moment your dad/stepdad says one word and your mom thinks its something totally perverted and says what she thought he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-noland/that-awkward-moment-your-dad-stepdad-says-one-word-and-your-mom/) [K Noland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-noland/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15e/k-noland-39811_awkward-moment_that-awkward-moment-your-dad-stepdad-say_2607391.jpg) > [I just want to grow up. I love that my mom thinks I'll fail. Just another reason I want to move out.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-just-want-to-grow-up-i-love-that-my-mom-thinks-i-ll-fail-just/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28d/anonymous-1_love-mom_i-just-want-to-grow-up-i-love-that-my-mo_839584.jpg) > [My mom thinks I'm the only kid who spends all day on internet! Little does she know all of you exist! :D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-mom-thinks-i-m-the-only-kid-who-spends-all-day-on-internet-little/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fd2/anonymous-1_internet_my-mom-thinks-i-m-the-only-kid-who-spend_639114.jpg) > [My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-mom-thinks-wtf-means-wow-that-s-fantastic-today-i-texted-her-mom-i/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/716/anonymous-1_funny-facebook-statu_my-mom-thinks-wtf-means-wow-that-s-fanta_2292491.jpg) > [That awkward moment when your mom thinks you have an attitude, when all you did was answer her question.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/that-awkward-moment-when-your-mom-thinks-you-have-an-attitude-when/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/103/anonymous-1_awkward-moment_that-awkward-moment-when-your-mom-thinks_1968653.jpg) > [My mom thinks theres A mouse in the house beacuse food is always missing , Nigga that mouse is ME !-.-](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarin/my-mom-thinks-theres-a-mouse-in-the-house-beacuse-food-is-always/) [Jarin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f09/jarin-46793_being-crazy_my-mom-thinks-theres-a-mouse-in-the-hous_1539096.jpg) > [“Clean it up, hell. Do you know how many cameras just caught your stunt-jump from upstairs? My mom now thinks you’re on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/clean-it-up-hell-do-you-know-how-many-cameras-just-caught-your-stunt/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e77/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_screwed_clean-it-up-hell-do-you-know-how-many-ca_57104.jpg) > [6 years: Momknows everything! 8 years: Mom knows alot ! 12 years: Momreally doesn' tknow everything! 14 years: Mom knows nothing! 16…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ritu-ghatourey/6-years-momknows-everything-8-years-mom-knows-alot-12-years-momreally/) [Ritu Ghatourey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ritu-ghatourey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/84c/ritu-ghatourey-5_mother_6-years-momknows-everything-8-years-mom_1414178.jpg) > [“I nod"Maybe.But I'm pretty sure mom won't consent to a field trip across the country with my hot boyfriend.Especially not back to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anna-banks/i-nod-maybe-but-i-m-pretty-sure-mom-won-t-consent-to-a-field-trip/) [Anna Banks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anna-banks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/732/anna-banks-1453_field-trip_i-nod-maybe-but-i-m-pretty-sure-mom-won_825684.jpg) > [6 years: Mom knows everything ! 8 years: Mom knows a lot! 12 years: Mom really doesn't know everything! 14 years: Mom…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/6-years-mom-knows-everything-8-years-mom-knows-a-lot-12-years-mom/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/768/anonymous-1_family_6-years-mom-knows-everything-8-years-mom_378103.jpg) > [The awkward moment when you did something stupid and your mom thinks that everybodyneeds to know.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-awkward-moment-when-you-did-something-stupid-and-your-mom-thinks/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/297/anonymous-1_amazing_the-awkward-moment-when-you-did-somethin_3124318.jpg) > [My mom thinks I'll choke on fruit, so she pounds it with a mallet... - Freddie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/icarly/my-mom-thinks-i-ll-choke-on-fruit-so-she-pounds-it-with-a-mallet/) [ICarly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/icarly/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aac/icarly-19170_choke_my-mom-thinks-i-ll-choke-on-fruit-so-she_2278863.jpg) > [That moment when someone hates on you. Bitch, my mom thinks I'm amazing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/that-moment-when-someone-hates-on-you-bitch-my-mom-thinks-i-m-amazing/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b6c/anonymous-1_bitch_that-moment-when-someone-hates-on-you-bi_3232300.jpg) > [My mom thinks my friends are bad influences. but honestly, I'm usually the one coming up with the ideas.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-mom-thinks-my-friends-are-bad-influences-but-honestly-i-m-usually/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/60b/anonymous-1_bad-friends_my-mom-thinks-my-friends-are-bad-influen_1991897.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mom-thinks/#itemlist", "name": "Mom Thinks Quotes", "numberOfItems": 25, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My Mom thinks I'm awsome!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "LolaaStar" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lolaastar/my-mom-thinks-i-m-awsome/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75d/lolaastar-257455_mom_my-mom-thinks-i-m-awsome-2853013_2853013.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75d/lolaastar-257455_mom_my-mom-thinks-i-m-awsome-2853013_2853013.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75d/lolaastar-257455_mom_my-mom-thinks-i-m-awsome-2853013_2853013.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“My Mom thinks I'm awsome!” — LolaaStar", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "When your mom thinks you have an attitude with her but all you did was answer her question.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-your-mom-thinks-you-have-an-attitude-with-her-but-all-you-did/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b57/anonymous-1_answers_when-your-mom-thinks-you-have-an-attitud_2204482.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b57/anonymous-1_answers_when-your-mom-thinks-you-have-an-attitud_2204482.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b57/anonymous-1_answers_when-your-mom-thinks-you-have-an-attitud_2204482.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“When your mom thinks you have an attitude with her but all you did was answer her question.” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My mom thinks my friends have bad influences on me. 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