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> [“Gee, Mom, thanks for the cupcake. By the way, I'm a raging lesbian.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-zimmer/gee-mom-thanks-for-the-cupcake-by-the-way-i-m-a-raging-lesbian/)

[Kristen Zimmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-zimmer/)

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## More by Kristen Zimmer

> [“It isn't as simple as a fascination of the flesh. It's everything about her that I love: her intelligence, her ambition, her talent, her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-zimmer/it-isn-t-as-simple-as-a-fascination-of-the-flesh-it-s-everything/)

[Kristen Zimmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-zimmer/)

> [“Gee, Mom, thanks for the cupcake. By the way, I'm a raging lesbian.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-zimmer/gee-mom-thanks-for-the-cupcake-by-the-way-i-m-a-raging-lesbian/)

[Kristen Zimmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-zimmer/)

> [“After all, it's the people you care about the most who can cut you the deepest.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-zimmer/after-all-it-s-the-people-you-care-about-the-most-who-can-cut-you-the/)

[Kristen Zimmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-zimmer/)

> [“We have an undeniable connection that's more intense than 10,000 Kelvin heat, more dynamic than seismic activity. It's like there's gravity between us -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-zimmer/we-have-an-undeniable-connection-that-s-more-intense-than-10-000/)

[Kristen Zimmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-zimmer/)

> [“I've watched you beat yourself up about it for years. I was waiting for the day you's realize that there's nothing to beat yourself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-zimmer/i-ve-watched-you-beat-yourself-up-about-it-for-years-i-was-waiting/)

[Kristen Zimmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-zimmer/)

> [“Just say no, Payton, like you would crack cocaine!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-zimmer/just-say-no-payton-like-you-would-crack-cocaine/)

[Kristen Zimmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-zimmer/)

> [“Kendall, you're my daughter. I could never hate you. I will always love you and be proud of you. Unless you were to become…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-zimmer/kendall-you-re-my-daughter-i-could-never-hate-you-i-will-always-love/)

[Kristen Zimmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-zimmer/)

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