--- title: "1 Mom Read Quotes By Natasha Friend" description: "1 Mom Read quotes by Natasha Friend. Plus more from Natasha Friend and more Mom Read sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/13e/natasha-friend-35962_bumper_if-my-mother-were-a-bumper-sticker-she-w_2964832.png" --- > [If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F\*\*\* NOT?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natasha-friend/if-my-mother-were-a-bumper-sticker-she-would-read-that-s-not/) [Natasha Friend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natasha-friend/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/13e/natasha-friend-35962_bumper_if-my-mother-were-a-bumper-sticker-she-w_2964832.png) ## More by Natasha Friend > [“No matter what those sex-ed teachers say about how great condoms are, there's not a condom in the world to protect you from heartbreak.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natasha-friend/no-matter-what-those-sex-ed-teachers-say-about-how-great-condoms-are/) [Natasha Friend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natasha-friend/) > [I want to keep sleeping, but the sun outside my window has other ideas: First blind her. Then jab her eyeballs with scorching-hot daggers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natasha-friend/i-want-to-keep-sleeping-but-the-sun-outside-my-window-has-other-ideas/) [Natasha Friend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natasha-friend/) > [When you see a small change in your life it means its a huge change in personality and your trait](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natasha-friend/when-you-see-a-small-change-in-your-life-it-means-its-a-huge-change/) [Natasha Friend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natasha-friend/) > [Hey, God made us sexual creatures. If he wanted teenagers to wait that long, he would have made puberty start at twenty-five.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natasha-friend/hey-god-made-us-sexual-creatures-if-he-wanted-teenagers-to-wait-that/) [Natasha Friend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natasha-friend/) > [You think you're the only one?" Theo said. "Everyone has scars. We just don't all wear them on the outside.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natasha-friend/you-think-you-re-the-only-one-theo-said-everyone-has-scars-we-just/) [Natasha Friend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natasha-friend/) > [“Forget Ryan,' Heidi said dismissively. 'He's a tool.' 'I thought you liked him!' 'I did --until I saw how little convincing he needed from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natasha-friend/forget-ryan-heidi-said-dismissively-he-s-a-tool-i-thought-you-liked/) [Natasha Friend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natasha-friend/) > [“You cry in your room. I cry in my room. Mom cries in Mom's room. And in the morning everyone pretends like they never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natasha-friend/you-cry-in-your-room-i-cry-in-my-room-mom-cries-in-mom-s-room-and-in/) [Natasha Friend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natasha-friend/) > [“Sometimes that's all you can do. Hope.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natasha-friend/sometimes-that-s-all-you-can-do-hope/) [Natasha Friend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natasha-friend/) > [ Well, you're not \[fat\]. You have, like, the ideal balance of fat and muscle. ...If I were a cannibal, I'd eat you. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natasha-friend/well-you-re-not-fat-you-have-like-the-ideal-balance-of-fat-and-muscle/) [Natasha Friend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natasha-friend/) > [right now,I am my father](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natasha-friend/right-now-i-am-my-father/) [Natasha Friend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natasha-friend/) > [“It's funny. When we first started hanging out I didn't want Ashley to think I was a pig, so I was careful not to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natasha-friend/it-s-funny-when-we-first-started-hanging-out-i-didn-t-want-ashley-to/) [Natasha Friend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natasha-friend/) > [If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F\*\*\* NOT?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natasha-friend/if-my-mother-were-a-bumper-sticker-she-would-read-that-s-not/) [Natasha Friend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natasha-friend/) > [When you believe in something, stand up for it, even if everyone is sitting.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natasha-friend/when-you-believe-in-something-stand-up-for-it-even-if-everyone-is/) [Natasha Friend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natasha-friend/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mom-read/natasha-friend/#itemlist", "name": "1 Mom Read Quotes By Natasha Friend", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. 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