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> [“I grinned. “I got a planet for my birthday. I don’t think any other birthday is going to top this.” Mom laughed. “Wait until you start having sex, you might be surprised.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darinne-paciotti/i-grinned-i-got-a-planet-for-my-birthday-i-don-t-think-any-other/)

[Darinne Paciotti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darinne-paciotti/)

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## More by Darinne Paciotti

> [“If you would talk to her that would be great. I would talk to her myself, but you’re the one whose planet it is,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darinne-paciotti/if-you-would-talk-to-her-that-would-be-great-i-would-talk-to-her/)

[Darinne Paciotti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darinne-paciotti/)

> [“I seriously needed to start a drinking game where I drank every time Demeter mentioned the words ‘married’ or ‘husband’. On any given day…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darinne-paciotti/i-seriously-needed-to-start-a-drinking-game-where-i-drank-every-time/)

[Darinne Paciotti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darinne-paciotti/)

> [“Well, that was an edifying conversation,” he said. “Yes, I had no idea Demeter was that talented and amazing. It’s really quite kind of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darinne-paciotti/well-that-was-an-edifying-conversation-he-said-yes-i-had-no-idea/)

[Darinne Paciotti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darinne-paciotti/)

> [“And here I thought you were too old to play with toys.” “You’re never too old to play with magic,” said Mom.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darinne-paciotti/and-here-i-thought-you-were-too-old-to-play-with-toys-you-re-never/)

[Darinne Paciotti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darinne-paciotti/)

> [“Don’t be a downer, Mom. You’re an inventor now. You have to be bold and assertive.” “I was the first hundred times we tried…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darinne-paciotti/don-t-be-a-downer-mom-you-re-an-inventor-now-you-have-to-be-bold-and/)

[Darinne Paciotti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darinne-paciotti/)

> [“Demeter and Skotos are exactly the same as each other. It’s like one shallow person split into two bodies. How is that going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darinne-paciotti/demeter-and-skotos-are-exactly-the-same-as-each-other-it-s-like-one/)

[Darinne Paciotti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darinne-paciotti/)

> [“Mom, you’ll never guess! It’s so exciting! Skotos asked me to marry him!!!!!” said Demeter. “Oh, honey! I’m so happy for you!” Mom jumped…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darinne-paciotti/mom-you-ll-never-guess-it-s-so-exciting-skotos-asked-me-to-marry-him/)

[Darinne Paciotti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darinne-paciotti/)

> [“Are you sure you’re ready for this, Hera?” he asked with a smirk. “So you’re the one who’s in charge now?” I asked. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darinne-paciotti/are-you-sure-you-re-ready-for-this-hera-he-asked-with-a-smirk-so-you/)

[Darinne Paciotti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darinne-paciotti/)

> [“Why does everyone end up taking everything out on me?” I asked grumpily. “I suppose because we know you won’t hold it against us…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darinne-paciotti/why-does-everyone-end-up-taking-everything-out-on-me-i-asked-grumpily/)

[Darinne Paciotti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darinne-paciotti/)

> [“Skotos performed music in two different genres. When he wasn’t singing about love, his music fell in the genre I can only describe as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darinne-paciotti/skotos-performed-music-in-two-different-genres-when-he-wasn-t-singing/)

[Darinne Paciotti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darinne-paciotti/)

> [“You’re not made from peace and love, are you?” he asked in a growl. “More like snails and crocodile tails,” I said. “I guess…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darinne-paciotti/you-re-not-made-from-peace-and-love-are-you-he-asked-in-a-growl-more/)

[Darinne Paciotti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darinne-paciotti/)

> [“Anything for my little brother.” His smile turned impish. “So I could ask for your sports car and you would give me that?” “Ha…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darinne-paciotti/anything-for-my-little-brother-his-smile-turned-impish-so-i-could-ask/)

[Darinne Paciotti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darinne-paciotti/)

> [“The day Demeter can go for five minutes without talking about herself is the day I tell her I love her more than chocolate.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darinne-paciotti/the-day-demeter-can-go-for-five-minutes-without-talking-about-herself/)

[Darinne Paciotti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darinne-paciotti/)

> [“I spent the entire afternoon thinking about him, the new him, the definitely not old him. The new him was sexy. The new him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darinne-paciotti/i-spent-the-entire-afternoon-thinking-about-him-the-new-him-the/)

[Darinne Paciotti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darinne-paciotti/)

> [“Speaking of parties, I had a boyfriend to get tipsy and make out with. Xander’s lips weren’t going to kiss themselves.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darinne-paciotti/speaking-of-parties-i-had-a-boyfriend-to-get-tipsy-and-make-out-with/)

[Darinne Paciotti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darinne-paciotti/)

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