--- title: "1 Mom Home Quotes By Melissa Jensen" description: "1 Mom Home quotes by Melissa Jensen. Plus more from Melissa Jensen and more Mom Home sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44e/melissa-jensen-1612_quote_dad-s-in-d-c-all-week-he-said-as-we-clim_1163469.jpg" --- > [“Dad's in D.C. all week," he said as we climbed out, "so I get to use the garage. Parking's a bitch around here." I didn't know whether to roll my eyes or sympathize. "Is your mom home?" I really didn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-jensen/dad-s-in-d-c-all-week-he-said-as-we-climbed-out-so-i-get-to-use-the/) [Melissa Jensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-jensen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44e/melissa-jensen-1612_quote_dad-s-in-d-c-all-week-he-said-as-we-clim_1163469.jpg) ## More by Melissa Jensen > [“You know when I said I didn't need you?" I asked. He lifted one brow. "I was so wrong.I can't find words to express…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-jensen/you-know-when-i-said-i-didn-t-need-you-i-asked-he-lifted-one-brow-i/) [Melissa Jensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-jensen/) > [“Whatever you want," he said. "Will you please come here now?" I slipped a piece of protective tissue over my drawing and flipped the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-jensen/whatever-you-want-he-said-will-you-please-come-here-now-i-slipped-a/) [Melissa Jensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-jensen/) > [“When Sebastian, cearly delighted to be treated like one of the guys, didn't move, Alex bared his teeth. " Depeche-toi! " Sebastian depeched. Alex…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-jensen/when-sebastian-cearly-delighted-to-be-treated-like-one-of-the-guys/) [Melissa Jensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-jensen/) > [“I ripped the sketch from the wall. "Liar." Edward looked more ravaged than usual. "That is a terrible word, coming from you." "Yup." "And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-jensen/i-ripped-the-sketch-from-the-wall-liar-edward-looked-more-ravaged/) [Melissa Jensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-jensen/) > [“I noticed that she left her office door open, too.So she could keep an eye on me, no doubt, in case I decided to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-jensen/i-noticed-that-she-left-her-office-door-open-too-so-she-could-keep-an/) [Melissa Jensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-jensen/) > [“There was no doorman outside Harrison Kinuye's house, just a Phillite senior leaning into a huge stone urn. He extricated himself as I reached…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-jensen/there-was-no-doorman-outside-harrison-kinuye-s-house-just-a-phillite/) [Melissa Jensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-jensen/) > [“I never thought I would see you armed." I was trying for levity. It worked like a lead balloon.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-jensen/i-never-thought-i-would-see-you-armed-i-was-trying-for-levity-it/) [Melissa Jensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-jensen/) > [“Love is one of two things worth dying for. I have yet to decide on the second.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-jensen/love-is-one-of-two-things-worth-dying-for-i-have-yet-to-decide-on-the/) [Melissa Jensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-jensen/) > [“Okay,three things,and one of them has to be in French." I was back in the weird squashy chair; Alex was flopped on the bed.This…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-jensen/okay-three-things-and-one-of-them-has-to-be-in-french-i-was-back-in/) [Melissa Jensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-jensen/) > [“That's the thing about Willing: There's always someone happy to let you know exactly what your place is.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-jensen/that-s-the-thing-about-willing-there-s-always-someone-happy-to-let/) [Melissa Jensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-jensen/) > [“I think he painted the way he did," I answered, "because he had something perfect with Diana." I braced myself for her next scathing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-jensen/i-think-he-painted-the-way-he-did-i-answered-because-he-had-something/) [Melissa Jensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-jensen/) > [“None were particularly interesting, although I got a kick out of a note from the Philadelphia Zoo suggesting that since the tiger was not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-jensen/none-were-particularly-interesting-although-i-got-a-kick-out-of-a/) [Melissa Jensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-jensen/) > [“It's decorated with fig leaves and, for some reason, fish. I never look too closely when raiding it; the fish that makes up the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-jensen/it-s-decorated-with-fig-leaves-and-for-some-reason-fish-i-never-look/) [Melissa Jensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-jensen/) > [“I plan on dying without anyone ever having gotten video of me emulating fowl.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-jensen/i-plan-on-dying-without-anyone-ever-having-gotten-video-of-me/) [Melissa Jensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-jensen/) > [“Favorite painting...?" "Painting? Odalisque," I said. "Really.His non-nude nude. Interesting." It was,to me. Edward's most famous painting of Diana is Troie , where he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-jensen/favorite-painting-painting-odalisque-i-said-really-his-non-nude-nude/) [Melissa Jensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-jensen/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mom-home/melissa-jensen/#itemlist", "name": "1 Mom Home Quotes By Melissa Jensen", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Dad's in D.C. all week,\" he said as we climbed out, \"so I get to use the garage. Parking's a bitch around here.\" I didn't know whether to roll my eyes or sympathize. \"Is your mom home?\" I really didn't know how I felt about seeing Karina Romanova in her own home. Well,no. 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