--- title: "18 Mom Does Quotes by 17 authors" description: "Browse 18 Mom Does quotes by 17 authors. Discover the best Mom Does sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e5/scott-wolf-22476_doe_my-mom-does-all-the-grocery-shopping-192_1923189.jpg" --- > [My mom does all the grocery shopping.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-wolf/my-mom-does-all-the-grocery-shopping/) [Scott Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-wolf/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e5/scott-wolf-22476_doe_my-mom-does-all-the-grocery-shopping-192_1923189.jpg) > [I miss my mom. If nobody else has my back I know my mom does.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-miss-my-mom-if-nobody-else-has-my-back-i-know-my-mom-does/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c80/anonymous-1_miss_i-miss-my-mom-if-nobody-else-has-my-back_2839602.jpg) > [My dad believes in God, I think. I'm not sure if my mom does. I don't.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-radcliffe/my-dad-believes-in-god-i-think-i-m-not-sure-if-my-mom-does-i-don-t/) [Daniel Radcliffe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-radcliffe/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dda/daniel-radcliffe-919_believe_my-dad-believes-in-god-i-think-i-m-not-s_1203447.jpg) > [A good mom does not have to be home everyday at 3 P.M.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-zarin/a-good-mom-does-not-have-to-be-home-everyday-at-3-p-m/) [Jill Zarin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-zarin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c88/jill-zarin-7048_does_a-good-mom-does-not-have-to-be-home-ever_807146.jpg) > [Is it wrong that sometimes when people call me, I break out into 'Telephone,' my mom always does Beyonce's part.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lady-gaga/is-it-wrong-that-sometimes-when-people-call-me-i-break-out-into/) [Lady Gaga](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lady-gaga/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a76/lady-gaga-359_quote_is-it-wrong-that-sometimes-when-people-c_1398782.jpg) > [Yes, my mom does keep making references to marriage, like all mothers do, but it's only in a lighter mood... she just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/saina-nehwal/yes-my-mom-does-keep-making-references-to-marriage-like-all-mothers/) [Saina Nehwal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/saina-nehwal/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/954/saina-nehwal-16846_does_yes-my-mom-does-keep-making-references-t_2102355.jpg) > [Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more dope than I do](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/ninety-nine-percent-of-my-life-i-was-lied-to-i-just-found-out-my-mom/) [Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/51f/eminem-415_doe_ninety-nine-percent-of-my-life-i-was-lie_2076078.jpg) > [“My mom chooses her battles carefully, and I can tell you one thing about my family. When my mom does say something,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-chbosky/my-mom-chooses-her-battles-carefully-and-i-can-tell-you-one-thing/) [Stephen Chbosky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-chbosky/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f6/stephen-chbosky-387_family_my-mom-chooses-her-battles-carefully-and_877112.png) > [After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/insane-clown-posse/after-your-mom-does-the-dishes-and-the-silverware-i-d-dry-fuck-her/) [Insane Clown Posse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/insane-clown-posse/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3bb/insane-clown-posse-18138_mom_after-your-mom-does-the-dishes-and-the-s_169620.jpg) > [My parents divorced when I was one year old so I don't really remember any of the details, but luckily my mom…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-peretti/my-parents-divorced-when-i-was-one-year-old-so-i-don-t-really/) [Chelsea Peretti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-peretti/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c05/chelsea-peretti-20237_details_my-parents-divorced-when-i-was-one-year_2909889.jpg) > [I have a mission. I want our little girl to say her dad does this, but I want her to say 'yeah,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jade-cargill/i-have-a-mission-i-want-our-little-girl-to-say-her-dad-does-this-but/) [Jade Cargill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jade-cargill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ded/jade-cargill-6668_dad_i-have-a-mission-i-want-our-little-girl_3136738.jpg) > [Most guys, when their mom suggests something, roll their eyes. When my mom does, I listen.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chipper-jones/most-guys-when-their-mom-suggests-something-roll-their-eyes-when-my/) [Chipper Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chipper-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dce/chipper-jones-5124_eyes_most-guys-when-their-mom-suggests-someth_54225.png) > [I sometimes think about the life that my daughter will have with no mom. What does it mean to have a ghost…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-elverum/i-sometimes-think-about-the-life-that-my-daughter-will-have-with-no/) [Phil Elverum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-elverum/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc7/phil-elverum-6384_children_i-sometimes-think-about-the-life-that-my_608540.jpg) > [My mom is an elementary school music teacher, a pianist, and a singer, and my dad plays guitar - he's a huge…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucy-dacus/my-mom-is-an-elementary-school-music-teacher-a-pianist-and-a-singer/) [Lucy Dacus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucy-dacus/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d5d/lucy-dacus-7153_bruce-springsteen_my-mom-is-an-elementary-school-music-tea_2950577.jpg) > [99% of my life I was lied to. I just found out my mom does more dope than I do(Damn!). I told…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/99-of-my-life-i-was-lied-to-i-just-found-out-my-mom-does-more-dope/) [Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a75/eminem-415_damn_99-of-my-life-i-was-lied-to-i-just-found_254787.jpg) > [My mom always does this thing where, the closer I get to home, the more she calls. 'Hey, listen, how's your plane?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-bamford/my-mom-always-does-this-thing-where-the-closer-i-get-to-home-the-more/) [Maria Bamford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-bamford/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5de/maria-bamford-10548_always_my-mom-always-does-this-thing-where-the_3044545.jpg) > [My mom does skin coaching -- she'll look at your skin and come up with a plan to improve it or to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikkietutorials/my-mom-does-skin-coaching-she-ll-look-at-your-skin-and-come-up-with-a/) [NikkieTutorials](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikkietutorials/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d2/nikkietutorials-30928_look_my-mom-does-skin-coaching-she-ll-look-at_2943974.jpg) > [I'm not a businessperson. I have no sense of money. My mom does everything for me. She makes all my decisions for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/coco-lee/i-m-not-a-businessperson-i-have-no-sense-of-money-my-mom-does/) [Coco Lee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/coco-lee/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/40f/coco-lee-32654_clothes_i-m-not-a-businessperson-i-have-no-sense_2271105.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mom-does/#itemlist", "name": "Mom Does Quotes", "numberOfItems": 18, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My mom does all the grocery shopping.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Scott Wolf" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-wolf/my-mom-does-all-the-grocery-shopping/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e5/scott-wolf-22476_doe_my-mom-does-all-the-grocery-shopping-192_1923189.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e5/scott-wolf-22476_doe_my-mom-does-all-the-grocery-shopping-192_1923189.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e5/scott-wolf-22476_doe_my-mom-does-all-the-grocery-shopping-192_1923189.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“My mom does all the grocery shopping.” — Scott Wolf", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I miss my mom. 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