--- title: "13 Mitt romney Quotes By Bill Maher" description: "13 Mitt romney quotes by Bill Maher. Plus more from Bill Maher and more Mitt romney sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e34/bill-maher-211_mitt-romney_i-think-mitt-romney-is-a-symptom-i-think_81427.png" --- > [I think Mitt Romney is a symptom. I think the problem is the Republican Party.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-think-mitt-romney-is-a-symptom-i-think-the-problem-is-the/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e34/bill-maher-211_mitt-romney_i-think-mitt-romney-is-a-symptom-i-think_81427.png) > [Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/why-did-mitt-romney-strap-his-dog-to-the-roof-of-his-car-could-it-be/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/062/bill-maher-211_car_why-did-mitt-romney-strap-his-dog-to-the_574328.png) > [New polls show that Obama is now pulling away from Mitt Romney. And, of course, what could be more natural than to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/new-polls-show-that-obama-is-now-pulling-away-from-mitt-romney-and-of/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f44/bill-maher-211_courses_new-polls-show-that-obama-is-now-pulling_927673.png) > [There's a new iPad out...People are going nuts for this thing...And, today, Mitt Romney said, 'It's a flat piece of white plastic.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/there-s-a-new-ipad-out-people-are-going-nuts-for-this-thing-and-today/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/941/bill-maher-211_flats_there-s-a-new-ipad-out-people-are-going_944185.png) > [Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/mitt-romney-we-think-is-going-run-again-he-says-he-has-no-plans-to/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/315/bill-maher-211_ass_mitt-romney-we-think-is-going-run-again_2258310.png) > [Mitt Romney, who is on record saying that he would not waste money going after bin Laden, and on record saying he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/mitt-romney-who-is-on-record-saying-that-he-would-not-waste-money/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c9/bill-maher-211_bin-laden_mitt-romney-who-is-on-record-saying-that_599778.jpg) > [And he said that 47%-that's pretty high-47% of Americans are basically welfare bums who are mooching off the government. And then he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/and-he-said-that-47-that-s-pretty-high-47-of-americans-are-basically/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/691/bill-maher-211_calculating_and-he-said-that-47-that-s-pretty-high-4_1451106.png) > [Mitt Romney was attacking Obama about our failing education system. He has a point. We are graduating millions of people in this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/mitt-romney-was-attacking-obama-about-our-failing-education-system-he/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55c/bill-maher-211_attacking_mitt-romney-was-attacking-obama-about-ou_52532.png) > [Rick Santorum beat Mitt Romney in three states on Tuesday. Got a huge amount of fundraising. That's the good news for Rick…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/rick-santorum-beat-mitt-romney-in-three-states-on-tuesday-got-a-huge/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/293/bill-maher-211_amount_rick-santorum-beat-mitt-romney-in-three_1411133.png) > [That Mitt Romney, he is a master campaigner. This week he was introducing his wife, and he said, 'She is the heavyweight…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/that-mitt-romney-he-is-a-master-campaigner-this-week-he-was/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/483/bill-maher-211_car_that-mitt-romney-he-is-a-master-campaign_2184422.png) > [Why is Mitt Romney not bragging: 'I covered all these people'? Why can't the Democrats sell the idea, we're trying to make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/why-is-mitt-romney-not-bragging-i-covered-all-these-people-why-can-t/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/725/bill-maher-211_bragging_why-is-mitt-romney-not-bragging-i-covere_316936.jpg) > [We learned this week that Mitt Romney is building a car elevator in his house. An elevator for your cars. I get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/we-learned-this-week-that-mitt-romney-is-building-a-car-elevator-in/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f6/bill-maher-211_batman_we-learned-this-week-that-mitt-romney-is_1694130.jpg) > [Mitt Romney comes from a Mormon background. I don't know how many wives he has. I'm not saying that I believe in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/mitt-romney-comes-from-a-mormon-background-i-don-t-know-how-many/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/95e/bill-maher-211_backgrounds_mitt-romney-comes-from-a-mormon-backgrou_1868957.jpg) ## Other authors on Mitt romney ## More by Bill Maher > [A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/a-lot-of-people-say-they-are-dyslexic-some-have-to-realize-that-they/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad's room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-saw-this-anti-drug-commercial-that-showed-a-kid-smoking-pot-in-his/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/to-all-conservative-women-out-there-if-you-are-so-sure-the-embryo/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/curious-people-are-intersting-people-i-wonder-why-that-is/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [You see, the difference is the Republicans' hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling about what he might do, what he's thinking,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/you-see-the-difference-is-the-republicans-hatred-of-obama-is-based-on/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [The food is out of this world!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/the-food-is-out-of-this-world/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/new-rule-there-is-no-devil-so-stop-blaming-your-screw-ups-on-him-last/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/if-we-were-a-dog-and-god-owned-us-the-cops-would-come-and-take-us-away/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/new-rule-the-white-house-doesn-t-have-to-release-the-dead-bin-laden/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [I think religion is bad and drugs are good.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-think-religion-is-bad-and-drugs-are-good/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-don-t-hate-america-i-love-america-i-want-it-to-be-better-the-only/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/new-rule-americans-must-realize-what-makes-nfl-football-so-great/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/so-many-kids-are-fat-drug-addicts-these-days-it-s-almost-as-if-rush/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [What we don't know is about Jeb Bush and cocaine. But we do know that he did once had his brother Florida on a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/what-we-don-t-know-is-about-jeb-bush-and-cocaine-but-we-do-know-that/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [“I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-find-that-the-world-is-changing-much-much-faster-than-i-can-even/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mitt-romney/bill-maher/#itemlist", "name": "13 Mitt romney Quotes By Bill Maher", "numberOfItems": 13, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I think Mitt Romney is a symptom. 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