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> [I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-skelton/i-married-miss-right-i-just-didn-t-know-her-first-name-was-always/)

[Red Skelton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-skelton/)

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## More by Red Skelton

> [I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-skelton/i-married-miss-right-i-just-didn-t-know-her-first-name-was-always/)

[Red Skelton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-skelton/)

> [I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-skelton/i-ve-put-on-a-lot-of-weight-i-only-weighed-six-and-a-half-pounds-when/)

[Red Skelton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-skelton/)

> [I left home because I was hungry.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-skelton/i-left-home-because-i-was-hungry/)

[Red Skelton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-skelton/)

> [When anyone hurts us, my wife and I sit in our Japanese sand garden and drink iced tea. There are five stone in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-skelton/when-anyone-hurts-us-my-wife-and-i-sit-in-our-japanese-sand-garden/)

[Red Skelton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-skelton/)

> [God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-skelton/god-s-children-and-their-happiness-are-my-reasons-for-being/)

[Red Skelton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-skelton/)

> [Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-skelton/recipe-for-a-happy-marriage-my-wife-and-i-always-hold-hands-if-i-let/)

[Red Skelton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-skelton/)

> [I only come to life when there are people watching.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-skelton/i-only-come-to-life-when-there-are-people-watching/)

[Red Skelton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-skelton/)

> [Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-skelton/today-s-comics-use-four-letter-words-as-a-shortcut-to-thinking-they/)

[Red Skelton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-skelton/)

> [I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-skelton/i-was-a-sober-as-the-next-guy-the-only-problem-is-the-next-guy-was/)

[Red Skelton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-skelton/)

> [If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-skelton/if-i-can-make-people-smile-then-i-have-served-my-purpose-for-god/)

[Red Skelton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-skelton/)

> [If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-skelton/if-by-chance-some-day-you-re-not-feeling-well-and-you-should-remember/)

[Red Skelton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-skelton/)

> [I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-skelton/i-consider-the-television-set-as-the-american-fireplace-around-which/)

[Red Skelton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-skelton/)

> [Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-skelton/old-age-is-when-broadness-of-the-mind-and-narrowness-of-the-waist/)

[Red Skelton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-skelton/)

> [I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-skelton/i-asked-my-wife-where-she-wanted-to-go-for-our-anniversary-somewhere/)

[Red Skelton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-skelton/)

> [I just want to be known as a clown, because to me that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything—sing,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-skelton/i-just-want-to-be-known-as-a-clown-because-to-me-that-s-the-height-of/)

[Red Skelton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-skelton/)

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