--- title: "4 Miss Bennet Quotes By Seth Grahame-Smith" description: "4 Miss Bennet quotes by Seth Grahame-Smith. Plus more from Seth Grahame-Smith and more Miss Bennet sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/225/seth-grahame-smith-2321_leadership_she-remembered-the-lead-ammunition-in-he_119228.png" --- > [“She remembered the lead ammunition in her pocket and offered it to him. 'Your balls, Mr. Darcey?'He reached out and closed her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/she-remembered-the-lead-ammunition-in-her-pocket-and-offered-it-to/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/225/seth-grahame-smith-2321_leadership_she-remembered-the-lead-ammunition-in-he_119228.png) > [Miss Bennet, I am quite aware of your superior talent for cutting down the Lord's forsaken flock. I merely mean to spare…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/miss-bennet-i-am-quite-aware-of-your-superior-talent-for-cutting-down/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/26c/seth-grahame-smith-2321_composing_miss-bennet-i-am-quite-aware-of-your-sup_805735.png) > [“Elizabeth and Darcy merely looked at one another in awkward silence, until the latter reached both arms around her. She was frozen-"What…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/elizabeth-and-darcy-merely-looked-at-one-another-in-awkward-silence/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4f/seth-grahame-smith-2321_darcy-merely_elizabeth-and-darcy-merely-looked-at-one_1125888.png) > [“Your balls, Mr. Darcy?” He reached out and closed her hand around them, and offered, “They belong to you, Miss Bennet.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/your-balls-mr-darcy-he-reached-out-and-closed-her-hand-around-them/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa2/seth-grahame-smith-2321_darcy-reached_your-balls-mr-darcy-he-reached-out-and-c_2690075.png) ## More by Seth Grahame-Smith > [I think zombies have always been an easy metaphor for hard times. Because they're this big, faceless, brainless group of evil things that will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/i-think-zombies-have-always-been-an-easy-metaphor-for-hard-times/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [put the car in "d" set the compass to "n" and get the "f"out of there](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/put-the-car-in-d-set-the-compass-to-n-and-get-the-f-out-of-there/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [“I think common-looking people are the best in the world. That's why the Lord makes so many of them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/i-think-common-looking-people-are-the-best-in-the-world-that-s-why/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [If you write really good material, the rest just falls into place. There's really no trick to it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/if-you-write-really-good-material-the-rest-just-falls-into-place/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/no-ninjas-how-was-that-possible-five-daughters-brought-up-at-home/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [“Elisabeth and Darcy merely looked at one another in awkward silence, until the latter reached both arms around her. She was frozen. "What does…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/elisabeth-and-darcy-merely-looked-at-one-another-in-awkward-silence/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [“The one thing people loved more than an outlaw was seeing him punished.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/the-one-thing-people-loved-more-than-an-outlaw-was-seeing-him-punished/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [“Minions of Satan don’t react well to the Eucharist.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/minions-of-satan-don-t-react-well-to-the-eucharist/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [“She remembered the lead ammunition in her pocket and offered it to him. 'Your balls, Mr. Darcey?'He reached out and closed her hand around…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/she-remembered-the-lead-ammunition-in-her-pocket-and-offered-it-to/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [“An empty theater is a promise unfulfilled.In a few hours, everything around him would be light and noise. Laughter and applause. Colorful people packed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/an-empty-theater-is-a-promise-unfulfilled-in-a-few-hours-everything/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [“For every rod of wet bamboo upon the student's back, the teacher deserves two.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/for-every-rod-of-wet-bamboo-upon-the-student-s-back-the-teacher/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [“Depart then, impious one! Depart, accursed one! Depart with all your deceits, for God has willed that man should be his temple!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/depart-then-impious-one-depart-accursed-one-depart-with-all-your/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [I want to be judged harshly because that forces me to really sit down and focus.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/i-want-to-be-judged-harshly-because-that-forces-me-to-really-sit-down/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [If you're Stephen King and you have a massive body of huge-selling well-respected work, you can pivot and do whatever you want. I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/if-you-re-stephen-king-and-you-have-a-massive-body-of-huge-selling/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [“Without death life is meaningless. It is a story that can never be told. A song that could never be sung. For how would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/without-death-life-is-meaningless-it-is-a-story-that-can-never-be/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/miss-bennet/seth-grahame-smith/#itemlist", "name": "4 Miss Bennet Quotes By Seth Grahame-Smith", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“She remembered the lead ammunition in her pocket and offered it to him. 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