--- title: "13 Minutes Quotes By Jay Leno" description: "13 Minutes quotes by Jay Leno. Plus more from Jay Leno and more Minutes sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e9/jay-leno-210_acting_french-troops-arrived-in-afghanistan-las_159551.png" --- > [French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week, and not a minute too soon. The French are acting as advisers to the Taliban,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/french-troops-arrived-in-afghanistan-last-week-and-not-a-minute-too/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e9/jay-leno-210_acting_french-troops-arrived-in-afghanistan-las_159551.png) > [Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/arnold-said-this-is-a-last-minute-attack-by-democrats-how-did-arnold/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/103/jay-leno-210_democrat_arnold-said-this-is-a-last-minute-attack_2549210.png) > [George W. Bush says he spends sixty to ninety minutes a day working out. He says he works out because it clears…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/george-w-bush-says-he-spends-sixty-to-ninety-minutes-a-day-working/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b0/jay-leno-210_bush_george-w-bush-says-he-spends-sixty-to-ni_815730.png) > [Whitney Houston rear-ended a city bus with her sports car, but no one was hurt. She said she didn't know what happened.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/whitney-houston-rear-ended-a-city-bus-with-her-sports-car-but-no-one/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d86/jay-leno-210_bigs_whitney-houston-rear-ended-a-city-bus-wi_1629099.png) > [Actually, you know who gave the shortest inauguration speech in history? George Washington. It was only like three minutes long. Well, sure.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/actually-you-know-who-gave-the-shortest-inauguration-speech-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f90/jay-leno-210_communication_actually-you-know-who-gave-the-shortest_1438021.jpg) > [55% of all Americans lose their remote control 5 times a week. That means that they must see the same show for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/55-of-all-americans-lose-their-remote-control-5-times-a-week-that/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab0/jay-leno-210_loses_55-of-all-americans-lose-their-remote-co_795883.png) > [The L.A. Times reports that al Qaeda terrorists have been traced to Iran, and President Bush is talking tough. In fact he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-l-a-times-reports-that-al-qaeda-terrorists-have-been-traced-to/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e02/jay-leno-210_al-qaeda_the-l-a-times-reports-that-al-qaeda-terr_338359.png) > [The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-mayans-have-predicted-the-world-is-supposed-to-end-on-december-21/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a6/jay-leno-210_december_the-mayans-have-predicted-the-world-is-s_30128.png) > [Now this really annoys me: All these people getting on the Internet and saying Nostradamus predicted this. If Nostradamus were alive today…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/now-this-really-annoys-me-all-these-people-getting-on-the-internet/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a47/jay-leno-210_alive_now-this-really-annoys-me-all-these-peop_1755963.png) > [Seems there's a big debate going on about whether a new TV commercial for Minute Maid orange juice portrays Popeye and Bluto…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/seems-there-s-a-big-debate-going-on-about-whether-a-new-tv-commercial/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/295/jay-leno-210_advertising_seems-there-s-a-big-debate-going-on-abou_1123302.png) > [The White House approved an exemption in Obamacare coverage for Congress and members of their staff. Members complained that the Affordable Care…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-white-house-approved-an-exemption-in-obamacare-coverage-for/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a39/jay-leno-210_affordable_the-white-house-approved-an-exemption-in_41864.png) > [The CEO of Enron, Jeffrey Skilling, married one of the Enron secretaries this week. It's amazing how romantic these Enron guys can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-ceo-of-enron-jeffrey-skilling-married-one-of-the-enron/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b4/jay-leno-210_ceo_the-ceo-of-enron-jeffrey-skilling-marrie_2582642.png) > [Alaska Governor Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey, though she said she was amazed to find out that, besides being a bird, Turkey…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/alaska-governor-sarah-palin-pardoned-a-turkey-though-she-said-she-was/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fc/jay-leno-210_alaska_alaska-governor-sarah-palin-pardoned-a-t_1604791.png) ## Other authors on Minutes ## More by Jay Leno > [If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-you-restore-a-car-and-you-re-making-money-then-you-re-doing-it/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/bush-reiterated-his-stand-to-conservatives-opposing-his-decision-on/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/michael-jackson-has-a-new-baby-boy-no-word-yet-who-the-father-is/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/there-is-a-nationwide-shortage-of-drugs-for-attention-deficit/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/leno-said-the-rainy-weather-in-california-couldn-t-have-come-at-a/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/donald-trump-said-he-will-not-decide-about-a-possible-run-for-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/american-forces-in-iraq-found-650-million-in-american-cash-sealed-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-wanted-to-have-a-career-in-sports-when-i-was-young-but-i-had-to/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/texas-gov-rick-perry-referred-to-the-mexican-city-of-juarez-as-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/you-can-tell-you-ate-too-much-for-thanksgiving-when-you-have-to-let/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-mayans-have-predicted-the-world-is-supposed-to-end-on-december-21/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-globe-reports-that-north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-il-raises-money/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/here-is-your-government-at-work-a-congressman-from-colorado-said-he/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/jack-abramoff-is-going-to-testify-against-some-of-the-other-weasels/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Tomorrow, America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, will drop the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. Right afterwards, she'll get out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/tomorrow-america-s-most-famous-hockey-mom-sarah-palin-will-drop-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/minutes/jay-leno/#itemlist", "name": "13 Minutes Quotes By Jay Leno", "numberOfItems": 13, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week, and not a minute too soon. 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The commercial shows Popeye and Bluto at the beach and riding a bicycle for two. I don't think that makes them gay. 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