--- title: "16 Minutes Quotes By David Letterman" description: "16 Minutes quotes by David Letterman. Plus more from David Letterman and more Minutes sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85d/david-letterman-378_guy_today-mitt-romney-is-68-years-old-it-s-k_839003.jpg" --- > [Today Mitt Romney is 68 years old. It's kind of sad, a 68-year-old guy with no job, no future - wait a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/today-mitt-romney-is-68-years-old-it-s-kind-of-sad-a-68-year-old-guy/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85d/david-letterman-378_guy_today-mitt-romney-is-68-years-old-it-s-k_839003.jpg) > [A guy in Pennsylvania was arrested because he was drunk in his golf cart going from bar to bar. So they arrested…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/a-guy-in-pennsylvania-was-arrested-because-he-was-drunk-in-his-golf/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/86b/david-letterman-378_arrested_a-guy-in-pennsylvania-was-arrested-becau_3074832.jpg) > [Critics of the Wall Street protesters claim that they have old ideas, nothing new, and they're never going to work. Wait a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/critics-of-the-wall-street-protesters-claim-that-they-have-old-ideas/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/984/david-letterman-378_claims_critics-of-the-wall-street-protesters-cl_1329107.jpg) > [Unusual weather for New York City. Today it was 68 and foggy. No, wait a minute, that's me. I'm sorry, that's me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/unusual-weather-for-new-york-city-today-it-was-68-and-foggy-no-wait-a/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b12/david-letterman-378_cities_unusual-weather-for-new-york-city-today_178226.jpg) > [In just a few minutes, my son will have completed his first trip around the sun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/in-just-a-few-minutes-my-son-will-have-completed-his-first-trip/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/29d/david-letterman-378_firsts_in-just-a-few-minutes-my-son-will-have-c_1996490.jpg) > [Donald Trump is attacking President Obama's background. And I said, 'Wait a minute, Trump also is from a mixed background. He's half…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/donald-trump-is-attacking-president-obama-s-background-and-i-said/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/987/david-letterman-378_ass_donald-trump-is-attacking-president-obam_2093498.jpg) > [John Boehner is a member of a country club in Ohio. It turns out that the bartender was plotting to poison Boehner.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/john-boehner-is-a-member-of-a-country-club-in-ohio-it-turns-out-that/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eec/david-letterman-378_bartender_john-boehner-is-a-member-of-a-country-cl_3192685.jpg) > [I heard doctors revived a man who had been dead for 4-1/2 minutes. When they asked him what it was like being…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/i-heard-doctors-revived-a-man-who-had-been-dead-for-4-1-2-minutes/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa4/david-letterman-378_announcers_i-heard-doctors-revived-a-man-who-had-be_1404425.jpg) > [It was a tough press conference for President Bush. He spent the first ten minutes trying to pronounce Fallujah. ... Bush insisted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/it-was-a-tough-press-conference-for-president-bush-he-spent-the-first/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/40d/david-letterman-378_avoided_it-was-a-tough-press-conference-for-pres_1774453.jpg) > [We're learning more about Osama bin Laden. His father was married 16 times, and he has five wives. I think we're getting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/we-re-learning-more-about-osama-bin-laden-his-father-was-married-16/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a5/david-letterman-378_bin-laden_we-re-learning-more-about-osama-bin-lade_202860.jpg) > [Happy Birthday to Fay Wray, a wonderful actress. She was, of course, in the movie 'King Kong' and would have been 99-years-old…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/happy-birthday-to-fay-wray-a-wonderful-actress-she-was-of-course-in/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff3/david-letterman-378_actresses_happy-birthday-to-fay-wray-a-wonderful-a_2590954.jpg) > [Congratulations to Saddam Hussein on being elected to another seven-year term. It was very close. He received 99 percent of the vote,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/congratulations-to-saddam-hussein-on-being-elected-to-another-seven/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77a/david-letterman-378_candidates_congratulations-to-saddam-hussein-on-bei_694126.jpg) > [There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial: both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/there-was-an-interesting-development-in-the-cbs-westmoreland-trial/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6be/david-letterman-378_annoyed_there-was-an-interesting-development-in_680332.jpg) > [Earlier today, we got a call from Stephen Hawking. He's a genius, and after 6,028 shows he ran the numbers and he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/earlier-today-we-got-a-call-from-stephen-hawking-he-s-a-genius-and/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/138/david-letterman-378_eight_earlier-today-we-got-a-call-from-stephen_742672.jpg) > [I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/i-like-that-sarah-palin-she-looks-like-the-flight-attendant-who-won-t/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a7/david-letterman-378_agents_i-like-that-sarah-palin-she-looks-like-t_1821329.jpg) > [Hillary Clinton is now in Iowa. She's spending every waking minute of her day meeting ordinary people, and it's to prepare her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/hillary-clinton-is-now-in-iowa-she-s-spending-every-waking-minute-of/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f7/david-letterman-378_clinton_hillary-clinton-is-now-in-iowa-she-s-spe_2868340.jpg) ## Other authors on Minutes ## More by David Letterman > [Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/two-things-you-need-to-know-about-taxes-they-ve-extended-the-deadline/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/you-know-kim-jong-un-the-evil-dictator-of-north-korea-apparently-a/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [It's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/it-s-the-first-day-of-spring-that-means-this-weekend-i-ll-take-down/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/there-are-a-lot-of-new-york-city-thanksgiving-traditions-for-example/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/i-can-hardly-wait-until-donald-trump-announces-his-celebrity-cabinet/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/experts-say-this-global-warming-is-serious-and-they-are-predicting/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/we-make-a-lot-of-fun-at-president-clinton-s-expense-but-this/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/i-m-worried-about-john-kerry-he-s-so-confident-now-that-he-s-already/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [“There is no off position on the genius”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/there-is-no-off-position-on-the-genius/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/i-vote-democrat-because-i-m-way-too-irresponsible-to-own-a-gun-and-i/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [Do I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/do-i-think-there-is-a-heaven-uh-yeah-i-do-like-a-really-big-gymnasium/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/if-it-wasn-t-for-coffee-i-d-have-no-discernible-personality-at-all/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [Well, we're just a couple of weeks from new President Barack Obama being sworn in. And he's been very busy naming a lot of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/well-we-re-just-a-couple-of-weeks-from-new-president-barack-obama/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/sometimes-when-you-look-in-his-eyes-you-get-the-feeling-that-someone/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [Prince William and Kate Middleton are in New York City. We have got to do something about immigration.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/prince-william-and-kate-middleton-are-in-new-york-city-we-have-got-to/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/minutes/david-letterman/#itemlist", "name": "16 Minutes Quotes By David Letterman", "numberOfItems": 16, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Today Mitt Romney is 68 years old. 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