--- title: "34 Minutes Later Quotes by 30 authors" description: "Browse 34 Minutes Later quotes by 30 authors. Discover the best Minutes Later sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/488/lisette-alfaro-18991_funny_girl-your-favorite-band-singer-sucks-25_1594951.jpg" --- > [Girl: Your favorite band/singer sucks! \* 25 MINUTES LATER\* Cop: So she fell down the stairs? Me: Yeah, Let's go with that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisette-alfaro/girl-your-favorite-band-singer-sucks-25-minutes-later-cop-so-she-fell/) [Lisette Alfaro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisette-alfaro/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/488/lisette-alfaro-18991_funny_girl-your-favorite-band-singer-sucks-25_1594951.jpg) > [“Sometimes what I did five minutes ago scared the fuck out of me five minutes later.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-stahl/sometimes-what-i-did-five-minutes-ago-scared-the-fuck-out-of-me-five/) [Jerry Stahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-stahl/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f6/jerry-stahl-4491_scared_sometimes-what-i-did-five-minutes-ago-sc_1212241.png) > [I do squats until I fall over and pass out. So what? It’s not going to kill me. I wake up five…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arnold-schwarzenegger/i-do-squats-until-i-fall-over-and-pass-out-so-what-it-s-not-going-to/) [Arnold Schwarzenegger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arnold-schwarzenegger/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce4/arnold-schwarzenegger-657_fainting_i-do-squats-until-i-fall-over-and-pass-o_3054083.jpg) > [Never say that you love someone and for a few minutes later u break up with them](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-fernandez/never-say-that-you-love-someone-and-for-a-few-minutes-later-u-break/) [Jennifer Fernandez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-fernandez/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3fe/jennifer-fernandez-107889_fake-love_never-say-that-you-love-someone-and-for_1302716.jpg) > [That awkward moment when you say you don't want to here a song on the radio but then 2 minutes later you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/that-awkward-moment-when-you-say-you-don-t-want-to-here-a-song-on-the/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a91/anonymous-1_awkward-moment_that-awkward-moment-when-you-say-you-don_48600.jpg) > [“about five minutes later that it was fast asleep, curled up in”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-sanders/about-five-minutes-later-that-it-was-fast-asleep-curled-up-in/) [Jill Sanders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-sanders/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ac/jill-sanders-50366_asleep_about-five-minutes-later-that-it-was-fas_385560.jpg) > [I'll just close my eyes for 5 minutes.. 30 minutes later.. SHIT!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-ll-just-close-my-eyes-for-5-minutes-30-minutes-later-shit/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/790/anonymous-1_teens-can-relate_i-ll-just-close-my-eyes-for-5-minutes-30_1176525.jpg) > [“I am always running 5 minutes later than the latest you'll think I would be”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-r-michaelsen/i-am-always-running-5-minutes-later-than-the-latest-you-ll-think-i/) [Jon R. Michaelsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-r-michaelsen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/56f/jon-r-michaelsen-79271_consistency_i-am-always-running-5-minutes-later-than_2549405.jpg) > [“He'd called again five minutes later, timing it to the second. Because, well, hanging up and calling again right away would be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-marie-rice/he-d-called-again-five-minutes-later-timing-it-to-the-second-because/) [Lisa Marie Rice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-marie-rice/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f7/lisa-marie-rice-19556_quote_he-d-called-again-five-minutes-later-tim_1027690.jpg) > [There was a time when we would pick up Women's Wear Daily and couldn't wait to see what it read. And now,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-karan/there-was-a-time-when-we-would-pick-up-women-s-wear-daily-and-couldn/) [Donna Karan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-karan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c0/donna-karan-3120_fashion_there-was-a-time-when-we-would-pick-up-w_2334982.png) > [You break up, and you say something pathetic, or you don't even speak at all when someone's telling you they don't love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gin-wigmore/you-break-up-and-you-say-something-pathetic-or-you-don-t-even-speak/) [Gin Wigmore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gin-wigmore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a11/gin-wigmore-17750_about_you-break-up-and-you-say-something-pathe_2476369.jpg) > [E-books are great for instant gratification - you see a review somewhere of a book that interests you, and you can start…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-lamott/e-books-are-great-for-instant-gratification-you-see-a-review/) [Anne Lamott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-lamott/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc2/anne-lamott-188_book_e-books-are-great-for-instant-gratificat_3133928.png) > [Five minutes later, President Obama walked in, sleeves rolled up. He said to us, 'This is not over. We're gonna keep fighting.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kal-penn/five-minutes-later-president-obama-walked-in-sleeves-rolled-up-he/) [Kal Penn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kal-penn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a90/kal-penn-15106_president-obama_five-minutes-later-president-obama-walke_152456.png) > [How is it that I'd nearly been smothered to death, and yet I could sit there and notice things like my stepbrother's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/how-is-it-that-i-d-nearly-been-smothered-to-death-and-yet-i-could-sit/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/244/meg-cabot-460_abdominals_how-is-it-that-i-d-nearly-been-smothered_1487182.png) > [Fifteen minutes later I was an expert. That's all you need. I think I was even getting the upper hand, which is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melina-marchetta/fifteen-minutes-later-i-was-an-expert-that-s-all-you-need-i-think-i/) [Melina Marchetta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melina-marchetta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f49/melina-marchetta-392_experts_fifteen-minutes-later-i-was-an-expert-th_1402897.png) > [Fifteen minutes later, Betsy came thundering down the stairs. "I'm going to the mall with Sierra to see a movie." Michael leaned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristin-hannah/fifteen-minutes-later-betsy-came-thundering-down-the-stairs-i-m-going/) [Kristin Hannah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristin-hannah/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f68/kristin-hannah-1106_fifteen_fifteen-minutes-later-betsy-came-thunder_2562468.jpg) > [“Dalt's in sixty?" I asked. "Done," he said. "You want to bring the board?" "Depends...you okay with humiliation?" "Bring the board." "See…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hilary-duff/dalt-s-in-sixty-i-asked-done-he-said-you-want-to-bring-the-board/) [Hilary Duff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hilary-duff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/566/hilary-duff-2018_flow-like-water_dalt-s-in-sixty-i-asked-done-he-said-you_2976343.jpg) > [“When she finally finished a few minutes later, it was hard to tell if she was even aware that the crowds had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-dessen/when-she-finally-finished-a-few-minutes-later-it-was-hard-to-tell-if/) [Sarah Dessen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-dessen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/564/sarah-dessen-110_crowds_when-she-finally-finished-a-few-minutes_2888933.jpg) > [“Fifteen minutes later, Justin looks at his pint of blood with pride. He doesn't want it to go to some stranger, he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cecelia-ahern/fifteen-minutes-later-justin-looks-at-his-pint-of-blood-with-pride-he/) [Cecelia Ahern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cecelia-ahern/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8ed/cecelia-ahern-535_blood_fifteen-minutes-later-justin-looks-at-hi_3127718.jpg) > [Me:Yes mom,I understand!!-2 minutes later:Wait,what did she say again??](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/me-yes-mom-i-understand-2-minutes-later-wait-what-did-she-say-again/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/936/anonymous-1_best-moments_me-yes-mom-i-understand-2-minutes-later_1398877.jpg) > [When a striker misses a chance, people say he should have scored, but five minutes later, they don't talk about it anymore.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loris-karius/when-a-striker-misses-a-chance-people-say-he-should-have-scored-but/) [Loris Karius](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loris-karius/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b87/loris-karius-17475_chance_when-a-striker-misses-a-chance-people-sa_2389433.jpg) > [“TWENTY-TWO HOURS AND FORTY-NINE MINUTES LATER (NOT THAT I WAS COUNTING OR ANYTHING)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/twenty-two-hours-and-forty-nine-minutes-later-not-that-i-was-counting/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03b/james-patterson-171_later_twenty-two-hours-and-forty-nine-minutes_3126872.png) > [“Thirty minutes later, I’m left with a few wads of cash and a dildo but no more drugs.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caite-dolan-leach/thirty-minutes-later-i-m-left-with-a-few-wads-of-cash-and-a-dildo-but/) [Caite Dolan-Leach](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caite-dolan-leach/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0fc/caite-dolan-leach-34555_quote_thirty-minutes-later-i-m-left-with-a-few_2098786.jpg) > [We all go to our grave thinking that we will never be forgotten, and we are forgotten ten minutes later.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shane-douglas/we-all-go-to-our-grave-thinking-that-we-will-never-be-forgotten-and/) [Shane Douglas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shane-douglas/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/847/shane-douglas-12898_forgotten_we-all-go-to-our-grave-thinking-that-we_1173256.jpg) > [Always have an answer - even if you change your mind five minutes later.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-e-grant/always-have-an-answer-even-if-you-change-your-mind-five-minutes-later/) [Richard E. Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-e-grant/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/23a/richard-e-grant-13973_answer_always-have-an-answer-even-if-you-change_2689221.jpg) > [That awkward moment when someone says something super funny and you react 2 minutes later](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/that-awkward-moment-when-someone-says-something-super-funny-and-you/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b4/anonymous-1_amazing_that-awkward-moment-when-someone-says-so_3030235.jpg) > [That awkward moment when your parents get mad at you then like 5 minutes later their all nice and cuddly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zavier-grant/that-awkward-moment-when-your-parents-get-mad-at-you-then-like-5/) [Zavier Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zavier-grant/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/841/zavier-grant-87084_awkward-moment_that-awkward-moment-when-your-parents-ge_3186778.jpg) > [Me: \*Playing video games\* Someone says: Hey! \*10 minutes later\* Me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING TO ME.!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/me-playing-video-games-someone-says-hey-10-minutes-later-me-i-died/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/724/anonymous-1_funny_me-playing-video-games-someone-says-hey_1370347.jpg) > [A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-s-patton/a-good-solution-applied-with-vigor-now-is-better-than-a-perfect-2/) [George S. Patton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-s-patton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f21/george-s-patton-1770_army_a-good-solution-applied-with-vigor-now-i_851519.jpg) > [If the military contractors are out of Afghanistan, Karzai is out 15 minutes later.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-maddow/if-the-military-contractors-are-out-of-afghanistan-karzai-is-out-15/) [Rachel Maddow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-maddow/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc7/rachel-maddow-1240_15-minutes_if-the-military-contractors-are-out-of-a_717635.jpg) > [I can headline a festival and then literally, 10 minutes later, be walking around, and nobody notices.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/passenger/i-can-headline-a-festival-and-then-literally-10-minutes-later-be/) [Passenger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/passenger/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af0/passenger-8415_around_i-can-headline-a-festival-and-then-liter_1582727.jpg) > [“It seemed like five minutes later we were here, the Land That Time Forgot, watching the removal van disappear round the corner…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caroline-green/it-seemed-like-five-minutes-later-we-were-here-the-land-that-time/) [Caroline Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caroline-green/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa0/caroline-green-43914_last-hope_it-seemed-like-five-minutes-later-we-wer_1657556.jpg) > [You know," Shane said twenty minutes later, "I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you didn't think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/you-know-shane-said-twenty-minutes-later-i-d-feel-a-whole-lot-better/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad2/rachel-caine-217_entering_you-know-shane-said-twenty-minutes-later_468014.jpg) > [We get done with the game, and it's an absolute downpour 30 minutes later. That's when I thought God was telling me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-elway/we-get-done-with-the-game-and-it-s-an-absolute-downpour-30-minutes/) [John Elway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-elway/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e5b/john-elway-16333_30-minutes_we-get-done-with-the-game-and-it-s-an-ab_2753086.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/minutes-later/#itemlist", "name": "Minutes Later Quotes", "numberOfItems": 34, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Girl: Your favorite band/singer sucks! * 25 MINUTES LATER* Cop: So she fell down the stairs? 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SHIT!!!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-ll-just-close-my-eyes-for-5-minutes-30-minutes-later-shit/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/790/anonymous-1_teens-can-relate_i-ll-just-close-my-eyes-for-5-minutes-30_1176525.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/790/anonymous-1_teens-can-relate_i-ll-just-close-my-eyes-for-5-minutes-30_1176525.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/790/anonymous-1_teens-can-relate_i-ll-just-close-my-eyes-for-5-minutes-30_1176525.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'll just close my eyes for 5 minutes.. 30 minutes later.. SHIT!!!” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 8, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I am always running 5 minutes later than the latest you'll think I would be”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jon R. 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