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title: "36 Minutes Ago Quotes by 34 authors"
description: "Browse 36 Minutes Ago quotes by 34 authors. Discover the best Minutes Ago sayings and thoughts."
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> [Listen, you bubblehead-up-until-five-minutes-ago...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-westerfeld/listen-you-bubblehead-up-until-five-minutes-ago/)

[Scott Westerfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-westerfeld/)

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> [I did it thirty-five minutes ago.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-moore/i-did-it-thirty-five-minutes-ago/)

[Alan Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-moore/)

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> [“You weren't so cold just a minutes ago”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicola-yoon/you-weren-t-so-cold-just-a-minutes-ago/)

[Nicola Yoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicola-yoon/)

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> [If I'd wanted you dead five minutes ago, you'd have died five minutes ago.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/becca-fitzpatrick/if-i-d-wanted-you-dead-five-minutes-ago-you-d-have-died-five-minutes/)

[Becca Fitzpatrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/becca-fitzpatrick/)

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> [“Sometimes what I did five minutes ago scared the fuck out of me five minutes later.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-stahl/sometimes-what-i-did-five-minutes-ago-scared-the-fuck-out-of-me-five/)

[Jerry Stahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-stahl/)

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> [A few minutes ago, I had a hard time getting through the lobby because of all the people. After today, that won't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bear-bryant/a-few-minutes-ago-i-had-a-hard-time-getting-through-the-lobby-because/)

[Bear Bryant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bear-bryant/)

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> [I can remember something that happened three years ago but not five minutes ago.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-can-remember-something-that-happened-three-years-ago-but-not-five/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Damn, woman! I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago! - Chef](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/south-park/damn-woman-i-just-gave-you-sweet-loving-five-minutes-ago-chef/)

[South Park](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/south-park/)

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> [Remember that time in the minivan, twenty minutes ago, when we didn't die?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/remember-that-time-in-the-minivan-twenty-minutes-ago-when-we-didn-t/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

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> [“I think I'm the one who's disappointed. I know that she's just a little bit less mine than she was a few…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katja-millay/i-think-i-m-the-one-who-s-disappointed-i-know-that-she-s-just-a/)

[Katja Millay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katja-millay/)

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> [“Five minutes ago is gone, never to be seen again. Five minutes from now, isn't here yet…What are you going to do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-l-henry/five-minutes-ago-is-gone-never-to-be-seen-again-five-minutes-from-now/)

[T. L. Henry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-l-henry/)

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> [Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-moore/dan-i-m-not-a-republic-serial-villain-do-you-seriously-think-i-d/)

[Alan Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-moore/)

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> [“You were young, I thought, not once but always before, always always, every day before the day just passed. You were young…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/timothy-schaffert/you-were-young-i-thought-not-once-but-always-before-always-always/)

[Timothy Schaffert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/timothy-schaffert/)

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> [“I just made it official. I'm a twenty-eight year old married woman with a twenty-two year old boyfriend who lives twenty minutes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chrissy-anderson/i-just-made-it-official-i-m-a-twenty-eight-year-old-married-woman/)

[Chrissy Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chrissy-anderson/)

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> [“What happened yesterday—what happened five minutes ago—is the past. We can reignite and restart whenever we like. Why not do it right…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-holiday/what-happened-yesterday-what-happened-five-minutes-ago-is-the-past-we/)

[Ryan Holiday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-holiday/)

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> [“And since Rebecca already placed your order five minutes ago, I can only assume that this was an excuse to check out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanette-battista/and-since-rebecca-already-placed-your-order-five-minutes-ago-i-can/)

[Jeanette Battista](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanette-battista/)

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> [“I woke up not fifteen minutes ago and the second I saw your message, I hopped in my truck and sped over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monica-murphy/i-woke-up-not-fifteen-minutes-ago-and-the-second-i-saw-your-message-i/)

[Monica Murphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monica-murphy/)

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> [“What’s happening?” Her question was quiet. “Honey, cast your mind back,” he urged gently. “Two minutes ago, I was kissin’ you. Three…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/what-s-happening-her-question-was-quiet-honey-cast-your-mind-back-he/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

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> [I can watch CNN on television or the Internet to find out what happened in Hong Kong ten minutes ago. After all,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jet-li/i-can-watch-cnn-on-television-or-the-internet-to-find-out-what/)

[Jet Li](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jet-li/)

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> [“I promise to make this quick as my wife just informed me several minutes ago that she’s been in labor for the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tina-reber/i-promise-to-make-this-quick-as-my-wife-just-informed-me-several/)

[Tina Reber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tina-reber/)

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> [“She shook her head. "I'm not leaving him. And I'm out here waiting only because I was making him crazy. The sight…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-r-ward/she-shook-her-head-i-m-not-leaving-him-and-i-m-out-here-waiting-only/)

[J.R. Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-r-ward/)

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> [“I don’t have time for foreplay right now. I assume you just got here?” “Two minutes ago, and it’s already been a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-t-ellison/i-don-t-have-time-for-foreplay-right-now-i-assume-you-just-got-here/)

[J.T. Ellison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-t-ellison/)

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> [“Umm honey are you ok?” “Hmm?” “I said are you ok?” “Yes, of course,” said Felicity, “Why do you ask dear?” “No…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-m-sorace/umm-honey-are-you-ok-hmm-i-said-are-you-ok-yes-of-course-said/)

[R.M. Sorace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-m-sorace/)

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> [“She took hold of him through his pants. "I want this inside me five minutes ago.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amber-belldene/she-took-hold-of-him-through-his-pants-i-want-this-inside-me-five/)

[Amber Belldene](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amber-belldene/)

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> [Intellectuals have opinions on subjects they just heard about five minutes ago.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mason-cooley/intellectuals-have-opinions-on-subjects-they-just-heard-about-five/)

[Mason Cooley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mason-cooley/)

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> [“I've learned that things can always suck worse than they did five minutes ago.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/corrine-jackson/i-ve-learned-that-things-can-always-suck-worse-than-they-did-five/)

[Corrine Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/corrine-jackson/)

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> [Do not give any time to your past, you cant change what happened 5 minutes ago.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ritu-ghatourey/do-not-give-any-time-to-your-past-you-cant-change-what-happened-5/)

[Ritu Ghatourey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ritu-ghatourey/)

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> [I can't believe I've turned into a typical old man. I can't believe it. I was young just minutes ago.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maurice-sendak/i-can-t-believe-i-ve-turned-into-a-typical-old-man-i-can-t-believe-it/)

[Maurice Sendak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maurice-sendak/)

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> [It is easier to be gay at this very moment than it was five minutes ago. It is just constantly getting better,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guy-branum/it-is-easier-to-be-gay-at-this-very-moment-than-it-was-five-minutes/)

[Guy Branum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guy-branum/)

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> [\*murders someone\* Omg dont judge me that was sooo 5 minutes ago I'm a changed person.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/murders-someone-omg-dont-judge-me-that-was-sooo-5-minutes-ago-i-m-a/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Hi,’ Jake said. ‘I met you earlier today, but you were a lot younger then.’ ‘I was a lot younger ten minutes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/hi-jake-said-i-met-you-earlier-today-but-you-were-a-lot-younger-then/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [Sexism is so five minutes ago. I think for the most part, people accept that women are as competent as men.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-couric/sexism-is-so-five-minutes-ago-i-think-for-the-most-part-people-accept/)

[Katie Couric](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-couric/)

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> [“There was no up, there was no down. There was a steady, nauseated life five minutes ago, but nothing five minutes from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paige-harbison/there-was-no-up-there-was-no-down-there-was-a-steady-nauseated-life/)

[Paige Harbison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paige-harbison/)

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> [My core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/my-core-belief-is-that-if-you-re-complaining-about-something-for-more/)

[Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/)

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> [“If I thought Mom and Dad wouldn’t be looking out the window to see what had delayed us since driving up a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-smith/if-i-thought-mom-and-dad-wouldn-t-be-looking-out-the-window-to-see/)

[Andrea Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-smith/)

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> [The events which transpired five thousand years ago; Five years ago or five minutes ago, have determined what will happen five minutes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-john/the-events-which-transpired-five-thousand-years-ago-five-years-ago-or/)

[Dr. John](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-john/)

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