--- title: "9 Milk Carton Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 9 Milk Carton quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Milk Carton sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a7/elayne-boosler-6166_business_for-a-single-woman-preparing-for-company_2092649.jpg" --- > [For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/for-a-single-woman-preparing-for-company-means-wiping-the-lipstick/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a7/elayne-boosler-6166_business_for-a-single-woman-preparing-for-company_2092649.jpg) > [Talk stupid and I will put you on a milk carton.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/khalifa-firas/talk-stupid-and-i-will-put-you-on-a-milk-carton/) [Khalifa Firas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/khalifa-firas/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f72/khalifa-firas-30894_stupid_talk-stupid-and-i-will-put-you-on-a-milk_2319203.jpg) > [Yo mama is so fat, she ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/yo-mama-is-so-fat-she-ran-away-and-they-had-to-use-all-four-sides-of/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ac/anonymous-1_fat-jokes_yo-mama-is-so-fat-she-ran-away-and-they_518827.jpg) > [Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/happiness-is-defined-as-opening-your-refrigerator-to-find-your-mother/) [Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d4/green-monk-388_funny_happiness-is-defined-as-opening-your-ref_632121.jpg) > [Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-hall/manhandling-the-open-here-spout-on-a-milk-carton-so-badly-that-one/) [Rich Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-hall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e3/rich-hall-25075_humorous_manhandling-the-open-here-spout-on-a-mil_915491.jpg) > [As a seven-year-old, I remember when Etan Patz disappeared and was immortalized as the first missing-child face on a milk carton.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-cain/as-a-seven-year-old-i-remember-when-etan-patz-disappeared-and-was/) [Chelsea Cain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-cain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/250/chelsea-cain-7895_children_as-a-seven-year-old-i-remember-when-etan_2018329.png) > [Use the environment to remind you of what needs to be done. If you're afraid you'll forget to buy milk on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-levitin/use-the-environment-to-remind-you-of-what-needs-to-be-done-if-you-re/) [Daniel Levitin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-levitin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcf/daniel-levitin-2988_car_use-the-environment-to-remind-you-of-wha_2768223.jpg) > [On the morning of the fourth day, Jamie tipped a switchblade out of his box of cornflakes. “I think these promotional campaigns…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-rees-brennan/on-the-morning-of-the-fourth-day-jamie-tipped-a-switchblade-out-of/) [Sarah Rees Brennan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-rees-brennan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c8b/sarah-rees-brennan-994_boxes_on-the-morning-of-the-fourth-day-jamie-t_1423444.png) > [“And here I was excited to get somewhere I could drink milk out of the carton while wearing my underwear.” “You drink…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nichole-chase/and-here-i-was-excited-to-get-somewhere-i-could-drink-milk-out-of-the/) [Nichole Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nichole-chase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ec/nichole-chase-11989_alex-d-lynsal_and-here-i-was-excited-to-get-somewhere_316995.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/milk-carton/#itemlist", "name": "Milk Carton Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Elayne Boosler" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/for-a-single-woman-preparing-for-company-means-wiping-the-lipstick/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": 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Gotten up in the middle of the night and wanted a snack?” “Yes, but I wouldn’t bother to put on my underwear.” He watched my face as his words sank in. “What do you -- oh.” I frowned. “Wouldn’t that be cold?” “It’s not so bad when you have someone warm to get back to.” His eyes ran over me, lingering on my hose-clad legs. “Good point.” I looked back out the window as he chuckled.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Nichole Chase" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nichole-chase/and-here-i-was-excited-to-get-somewhere-i-could-drink-milk-out-of-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ec/nichole-chase-11989_alex-d-lynsal_and-here-i-was-excited-to-get-somewhere_316995.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ec/nichole-chase-11989_alex-d-lynsal_and-here-i-was-excited-to-get-somewhere_316995.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ec/nichole-chase-11989_alex-d-lynsal_and-here-i-was-excited-to-get-somewhere_316995.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“And here I was excited to get somewhere I could drink milk out of the carton while wearing my underwear.”…” — Nichole Chase", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/milk-carton/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/milk-carton/", "name": "Milk Carton Quotes", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/milk-carton/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a7/elayne-boosler-6166_business_for-a-single-woman-preparing-for-company_2092649.jpg" }, "description": "Browse 9 Milk Carton quotes by 9 authors. 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