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title: "80 Microwaves Quotes by 73 authors"
description: "Browse 80 Microwaves quotes by 73 authors. Discover the best Microwaves sayings and thoughts."
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> [If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-gulman/if-you-try-to-pop-the-unpopped-kernels-in-the-microwave-you-go-back/)

[Gary Gulman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-gulman/)

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> [You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/you-shouldn-t-be-eating-anything-that-takes-six-minutes-to-microwave/)

[Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/)

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> [I'm a little suspicious of using microwaves.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-hyneman/i-m-a-little-suspicious-of-using-microwaves/)

[Jamie Hyneman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-hyneman/)

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> [I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-coupland/i-d-take-a-helicopter-up-and-throw-microwave-ovens-down-on-the-taco/)

[Douglas Coupland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-coupland/)

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> [I'm more like an oven than a microwave,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erykah-badu/i-m-more-like-an-oven-than-a-microwave/)

[Erykah Badu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erykah-badu/)

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> [They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/they-say-you-re-not-supposed-to-put-metal-in-a-microwave-oven-they-re/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

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> [We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-ryan/we-are-a-nation-that-shouts-at-a-microwave-oven-to-hurry-up/)

[Joan Ryan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-ryan/)

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> [Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-colbert/liberals-want-to-burn-the-flag-but-progressives-just-want-to/)

[Stephen Colbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-colbert/)

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> [Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrei-codrescu/cookbooks-bear-the-same-relation-to-real-books-that-microwave-food/)

[Andrei Codrescu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrei-codrescu/)

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> [The New Age? Its just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-randi/the-new-age-its-just-the-old-age-stuck-in-a-microwave-oven-for/)

[James Randi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-randi/)

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> [I am really high maintenance and won't walk through the microwave that fries your body. I always request a pat down \[in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-visage/i-am-really-high-maintenance-and-won-t-walk-through-the-microwave/)

[Michelle Visage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-visage/)

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> [I thought it odd that the woman was over a thousand years old but thought the microwave was primitive.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-thought-it-odd-that-the-woman-was-over-a-thousand-years-old-but/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/willow-smith/i-like-eating-pepperoni-i-heat-it-up-in-the-microwave-and-then-i-let/)

[Willow Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/willow-smith/)

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> [Knowledge, wisdom, and understanding don't come out of the microwave. You got to keep moving forward because the evil doesn't sleep.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-d/knowledge-wisdom-and-understanding-don-t-come-out-of-the-microwave/)

[Chuck D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-d/)

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> [When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raymond-blanc/when-you-cook-it-should-be-an-act-of-love-to-put-a-frozen-bag-in-the/)

[Raymond Blanc](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raymond-blanc/)

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> [I've never thrown out a TV set out of some hotel's window, but I have thrown a microwave out of one 'coz…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerry-king/i-ve-never-thrown-out-a-tv-set-out-of-some-hotel-s-window-but-i-have/)

[Kerry King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerry-king/)

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> [Language is as real, as tangible, in our lives as streets, pipelines, telephone switchboards, microwaves, radioactivity, cloning laboratories, nuclear power stations.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adrienne-rich/language-is-as-real-as-tangible-in-our-lives-as-streets-pipelines/)

[Adrienne Rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adrienne-rich/)

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> [I have the life of Riley. I take my kids to school, do a bit of work in the afternoon, pick my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sheena-easton/i-have-the-life-of-riley-i-take-my-kids-to-school-do-a-bit-of-work-in/)

[Sheena Easton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sheena-easton/)

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> [You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/al-murray/you-can-leave-a-kid-alone-and-it-will-learn-to-fend-for-itself-how-to/)

[Al Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/al-murray/)

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> [We should explore new ways to drive down the cost of space travel. instead of costly booster rockets, maybe we should think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michio-kaku/we-should-explore-new-ways-to-drive-down-the-cost-of-space-travel/)

[Michio Kaku](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michio-kaku/)

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> [I have a cousin Ernie who buys stuff. He's got a big snowblower that's actually the biggest snowblower you can buy, with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louie-anderson/i-have-a-cousin-ernie-who-buys-stuff-he-s-got-a-big-snowblower-that-s/)

[Louie Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louie-anderson/)

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> [I'm truly grateful for my microwave, which allows me to easily clarify butter, steam vegetables, and - when I am really lazy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/i-m-truly-grateful-for-my-microwave-which-allows-me-to-easily-clarify/)

[Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/)

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> [It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erma-bombeck/it-is-ludicrous-to-read-the-microwave-direction-on-the-boxes-of-food/)

[Erma Bombeck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erma-bombeck/)

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> [God created two acts of folly. First, He created the Universe in a Big Bang. Second, He was negligent enough to leave…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-erdos/god-created-two-acts-of-folly-first-he-created-the-universe-in-a-big/)

[Paul Erdos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-erdos/)

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> [Sometimes I still have American dreams. I mean literally. I see microwave ovens and exercise machines and grocery store shelves with 30…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbara-kingsolver/sometimes-i-still-have-american-dreams-i-mean-literally-i-see/)

[Barbara Kingsolver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbara-kingsolver/)

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> [Timing is everything. Chemistry is something that you don't just throw in the frying pan and mix it up with another something,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-garnett/timing-is-everything-chemistry-is-something-that-you-don-t-just-throw/)

[Kevin Garnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-garnett/)

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> [By the same token, frozen dinners, a microwave oven, a dishwasher, and an illegal immigrant hired to clean the house and take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-wuthnow/by-the-same-token-frozen-dinners-a-microwave-oven-a-dishwasher-and-an/)

[Robert Wuthnow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-wuthnow/)

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> [Maybe we ought to look at a guy's response to our microwave from now on." Aunt Annie said. Really." Mom said. "The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deb-caletti/maybe-we-ought-to-look-at-a-guy-s-response-to-our-microwave-from-now/)

[Deb Caletti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deb-caletti/)

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> [We hear the same refrain all the time from people: I have no life. I get up in the morning, daycare, eldercare,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerald-celente/we-hear-the-same-refrain-all-the-time-from-people-i-have-no-life-i/)

[Gerald Celente](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gerald-celente/)

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> [I turned down a lot of easier opportunities in order to go for the things that I really and ultimately wanted to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-oyelowo/i-turned-down-a-lot-of-easier-opportunities-in-order-to-go-for-the/)

[David Oyelowo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-oyelowo/)

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> [Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor, What have you done to my boy? He's not flesh and blood, he's aluminum alloy!" The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-burton/mr-smith-yelled-at-the-doctor-what-have-you-done-to-my-boy-he-s-not/)

[Tim Burton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-burton/)

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> [Guys, just remember, if you get lucky, if you make a lot of money, if you get out and buy a lot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ross-perot/guys-just-remember-if-you-get-lucky-if-you-make-a-lot-of-money-if-you/)

[Ross Perot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ross-perot/)

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> [“For dinner Jade microwaves some Stars-n-Flags. They're addictive. They put sugar in the sauce and sugar in the meat nuggets. I think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-saunders/for-dinner-jade-microwaves-some-stars-n-flags-they-re-addictive-they/)

[George Saunders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-saunders/)

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> [Computers are to design as microwaves are to cooking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-glaser/computers-are-to-design-as-microwaves-are-to-cooking/)

[Milton Glaser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-glaser/)

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> [What would demons," she said, "want with our microwave?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/what-would-demons-she-said-want-with-our-microwave/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-gulman/the-popcorn-button-on-the-microwave-is-a-miraculous-invention-more/)

[Gary Gulman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-gulman/)

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> [My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-chabon/my-saturday-night-my-saturday-night-is-like-a-microwave-burrito-very/)

[Michael Chabon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-chabon/)

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> [I gotta feel like what I'm giving the fans is 100 per cent and that it's game-changing. I don't just throw out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/missy-elliot/i-gotta-feel-like-what-i-m-giving-the-fans-is-100-per-cent-and-that/)

[Missy Elliot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/missy-elliot/)

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> [To me when a mother puts food in a microwave for her children, it is an act of hate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raymond-blanc/to-me-when-a-mother-puts-food-in-a-microwave-for-her-children-it-is/)

[Raymond Blanc](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raymond-blanc/)

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> [They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shaquille-o-neal/they-shot-the-ball-well-early-what-comes-out-of-the-microwave-hot/)

[Shaquille O'Neal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shaquille-o-neal/)

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                        "text": "Timing is everything. Chemistry is something that you don't just throw in the frying pan and mix it up with another something, then throw it on top of something, then fry it up and put it in a tortilla and put in a microwave, heat it up and give it to you and expect it to taste good. You know? For those of you who can cook, y'all know what I'm talking about. If y'all can't cook, this doesn't concern you.",
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                        "text": "By the same token, frozen dinners, a microwave oven, a dishwasher, and an illegal immigrant hired to clean the house and take one's cat to the vet would have seemed like the epitome of materialism in another time, but now provide the only means available for two-career couples to work hard enough at their jobs to earn the salaries they need to pay for those labor-saving amenities.",
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                        "text": "Maybe we ought to look at a guy's response to our microwave from now on.\" Aunt Annie said. Really.\" Mom said. \"The narcissist looks at his reflection in it. The OCD guy thinks you don't keep it clean enough.The antisocial--\" Puts his fist through it because it reminds him of his father.\" Annie said. She'd read all of mom's books, too. And the paranoid one would be jealous of the amount of time you spend cooking.\" Mom said Were you using that microwave again? Is something going on between the two of you? I caught you looking right at its clock.\" Annie said.",
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                        "text": "We hear the same refrain all the time from people: I have no life. I get up in the morning, daycare, eldercare, a 40 minute commute to work. I have to work late. I get home at night, there's laundry, bills to pay, jam something into the microwave oven. I'm exhausted, I go to sleep, I wake up and the routine begins all over again. This is what life has become in America.",
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                        "text": "I turned down a lot of easier opportunities in order to go for the things that I really and ultimately wanted to do. And what's really nice is that it's starting to work. I've been an actor for coming up on 14 years now and the level of activity that's taking place now is a culmination of a slow cooker approach to as opposed to a microwave.",
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                        "text": "Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor, What have you done to my boy? He's not flesh and blood, he's aluminum alloy!\" The doctor said gently, What I'm going to say will sound pretty wild. But you're not the father of this strange looking child. You see, there still is some question about the child's gender, but we think that its father is a microwave blender.",
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                        "text": "Guys, just remember, if you get lucky, if you make a lot of money, if you get out and buy a lot of stuff--it's gonna break. You got your biggest, fanciest mansion in the world. It has air conditioning. It's got a pool. Just think of all the pumps that are going to go out. Or go to a yacht basin any place in the world. Nobody is smiling, and I'll tell you why. Something broke that morning. The generator's out; the microwave oven doesn't work . . . Things just don't mean happiness.",
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                        "text": "“For dinner Jade microwaves some Stars-n-Flags. They're addictive. They put sugar in the sauce and sugar in the meat nuggets. I think also caffeine. Someone told me the brown streaks in the Flags are caffeine. We have like five bowls each. After dinner the babies get fussy and Min puts a mush of ice cream and Hershey's syrup in their bottles and we watch The Worst That Could Happen, a half hour computer simulation of tragedies that have never actually occurred but theoretically could. A kid gets hit by a train and flies into a zoo, where he's eaten by wolves. A man cuts his hand off chopping wood and while he's wandering around screaming for help is picked up by a tornado and dropped on a preschool during recess and lands on a pregnant teacher.”",
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                        "text": "Computers are to design as microwaves are to cooking.",
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