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title: "89 Microwave Quotes by 68 authors"
description: "Browse 89 Microwave quotes by 68 authors. Discover the best Microwave sayings and thoughts."
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> [I really like my microwave.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lights/i-really-like-my-microwave/)

[Lights](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lights/)

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> [I'm more like an oven than a microwave,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erykah-badu/i-m-more-like-an-oven-than-a-microwave/)

[Erykah Badu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erykah-badu/)

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> [“Remember, you can’t microwave disciples.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robby-gallaty/remember-you-can-t-microwave-disciples/)

[Robby Gallaty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robby-gallaty/)

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> [He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sid-waddell/he-looks-about-as-happy-as-a-penguin-in-a-microwave/)

[Sid Waddell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sid-waddell/)

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> [I like to accomplish things before the microwave beeps.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandi-isaacs/i-like-to-accomplish-things-before-the-microwave-beeps/)

[Brandi Isaacs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandi-isaacs/)

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> [The New Age? Its just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-randi/the-new-age-its-just-the-old-age-stuck-in-a-microwave-oven-for/)

[James Randi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-randi/)

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> [If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-gulman/if-you-try-to-pop-the-unpopped-kernels-in-the-microwave-you-go-back/)

[Gary Gulman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-gulman/)

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> [“Max watched his meal turning in the microwave. He knew exactly how it felt.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-chapman/max-watched-his-meal-turning-in-the-microwave-he-knew-exactly-how-it/)

[Greg Chapman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-chapman/)

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> [I sit in an infrared sauna everyday and microwave myself. It's really detoxifying.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scottie-thompson/i-sit-in-an-infrared-sauna-everyday-and-microwave-myself-it-s-really/)

[Scottie Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scottie-thompson/)

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> [You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/you-shouldn-t-be-eating-anything-that-takes-six-minutes-to-microwave/)

[Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/)

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> [Pushing the stop button on your microwave before it goes off so you don't have to hear the beep.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/pushing-the-stop-button-on-your-microwave-before-it-goes-off-so-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Television isn’t a substitute for a babysitter, but the microwave is. Mmmm cooked babies!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/television-isn-t-a-substitute-for-a-babysitter-but-the-microwave-is/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [Longest minutes in life: 1. Waiting for food in the microwave. 2. Waiting for that one text/call from the one you love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/longest-minutes-in-life-1-waiting-for-food-in-the-microwave-2-waiting/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I am really high maintenance and won't walk through the microwave that fries your body. I always request a pat down \[in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-visage/i-am-really-high-maintenance-and-won-t-walk-through-the-microwave/)

[Michelle Visage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-visage/)

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> [They say you're not supposed to Put silver wear in a microwave oven...They were right...I'm missing a wall in my kitchen.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/they-say-you-re-not-supposed-to-put-silver-wear-in-a-microwave-oven/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The beeping noise from microwave is always 100 times louder when I'm heating up food in the middle of the night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-beeping-noise-from-microwave-is-always-100-times-louder-when-i-m/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Some foodie types are snobbish about the microwave; I see it as a loyal friend who has had my back for over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/grace-dent/some-foodie-types-are-snobbish-about-the-microwave-i-see-it-as-a/)

[Grace Dent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/grace-dent/)

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> [I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/willow-smith/i-like-eating-pepperoni-i-heat-it-up-in-the-microwave-and-then-i-let/)

[Willow Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/willow-smith/)

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> [I don't have a cell phone because I know how horrible it is. Using your cell phone is like putting your head…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-tompkins/i-don-t-have-a-cell-phone-because-i-know-how-horrible-it-is-using/)

[Douglas Tompkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-tompkins/)

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> [Knowledge, wisdom, and understanding don't come out of the microwave. You got to keep moving forward because the evil doesn't sleep.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-d/knowledge-wisdom-and-understanding-don-t-come-out-of-the-microwave/)

[Chuck D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-d/)

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> [“I love you, Kayla Martin. I want to spend the rest of my life wondering what will happen when I turn on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lena-matthews/i-love-you-kayla-martin-i-want-to-spend-the-rest-of-my-life-wondering/)

[Lena Matthews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lena-matthews/)

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> [Consider: The human genome consists of about 3.3 billion base pairs. Since there are only four types of pair, that amounts to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-shostak/consider-the-human-genome-consists-of-about-3-3-billion-base-pairs/)

[Seth Shostak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-shostak/)

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> [I have a cousin Ernie who buys stuff. He's got a big snowblower that's actually the biggest snowblower you can buy, with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louie-anderson/i-have-a-cousin-ernie-who-buys-stuff-he-s-got-a-big-snowblower-that-s/)

[Louie Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louie-anderson/)

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> [The microwave oven is one of the modern objects that convey the most elemental feeling of power over the passing seconds ...…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-gleick/the-microwave-oven-is-one-of-the-modern-objects-that-convey-the-most/)

[James Gleick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-gleick/)

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> [I live in a dumb house. Which is not to say that I don't love its quirky charm, its drafty windows and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-gibbs/i-live-in-a-dumb-house-which-is-not-to-say-that-i-don-t-love-its/)

[Nancy Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-gibbs/)

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> [The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-hawking/the-radiation-left-over-from-the-big-bang-is-the-same-as-that-in-your/)

[Stephen Hawking](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-hawking/)

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> [Several years ago my dear wife went to the hospital. She left a note behind for the children: "Dear children, do not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-s-monson/several-years-ago-my-dear-wife-went-to-the-hospital-she-left-a-note/)

[Thomas S. Monson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-s-monson/)

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> [I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-mothersbaugh/i-don-t-cook-i-can-cook-but-i-m-not-very-good-i-like-being-asked-over/)

[Mark Mothersbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-mothersbaugh/)

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> [“Once upon a time in our not-so-distant past, experts predicted that with the rapidly increasing advances in technology, Americans would have a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jared-c-wilson/once-upon-a-time-in-our-not-so-distant-past-experts-predicted-that/)

[Jared C. Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jared-c-wilson/)

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> [Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if youve never had a similar experience, then you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-z-danielewski/quick-note-here-if-this-crush-slash-swooning-stuff-is-hard-for-you-to/)

[Mark Z. Danielewski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-z-danielewski/)

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> [Why microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes :P](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/why-microwave-minutes-are-longer-than-regular-minutes-p/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-coupland/i-d-take-a-helicopter-up-and-throw-microwave-ovens-down-on-the-taco/)

[Douglas Coupland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-coupland/)

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> [I do not have AC, TV, microwave or a washing machine in my house.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/atul-kulkarni/i-do-not-have-ac-tv-microwave-or-a-washing-machine-in-my-house/)

[Atul Kulkarni](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/atul-kulkarni/)

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> [Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/trying-to-accomplish-a-task-before-the-microwave-hits-0-like-your/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/they-say-you-re-not-supposed-to-put-metal-in-a-microwave-oven-they-re/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

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> [Microwave sales have plateaued as people realize that reheated TV dinners give us no joy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimbal-musk/microwave-sales-have-plateaued-as-people-realize-that-reheated-tv/)

[Kimbal Musk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimbal-musk/)

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> [“Revenge is a dish best served in something microwaveable”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served-in-something-microwaveable/)

[Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

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> [We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-ryan/we-are-a-nation-that-shouts-at-a-microwave-oven-to-hurry-up/)

[Joan Ryan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-ryan/)

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> [Food that sizzles and pops in the microwave and then come out cold is the reason I have trust issues](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/food-that-sizzles-and-pops-in-the-microwave-and-then-come-out-cold-is/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Practice your bomb disposal technique by stopping the microwave with exactly 1 second to go.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/practice-your-bomb-disposal-technique-by-stopping-the-microwave-with/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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                        "text": "The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C - not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it.",
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                        "text": "I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she can't cook either. We would starve if it weren't for modern technology. I know how to work a microwave, but love home cooked meals.",
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                        "text": "Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if youve never had a similar experience, then you should come to grips with the fact that youve got a TV dinner for a heart and might want to consider climbing inside a microwave and turning it on high for at least an hour, which if you do consider only goes to show what kind of idiot you truly are because microwaves are way too small for anyone, let alone you, to climb into.",
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                        "text": "Why microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes :P",
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