--- title: "1 Metal Community Quotes By Susan Juby" description: "1 Metal Community quotes by Susan Juby. Plus more from Susan Juby and more Metal Community sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c7/susan-juby-16421_heavy-metal_fucking-hallmark-never-wrote-anything-fo_61756.png" --- > [“Fucking Hallmark never wrote anything for how I felt then. When Metallica and the rest of the metal community pitched in to pay for Acrassicauda, the Iraqi heavy metal band, to move to the US is the only thing that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-juby/fucking-hallmark-never-wrote-anything-for-how-i-felt-then-when/) [Susan Juby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-juby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c7/susan-juby-16421_heavy-metal_fucking-hallmark-never-wrote-anything-fo_61756.png) ## More by Susan Juby > [“Fucking Hallmark never wrote anything for how I felt then. When Metallica and the rest of the metal community pitched in to pay for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-juby/fucking-hallmark-never-wrote-anything-for-how-i-felt-then-when/) [Susan Juby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-juby/) > [“People never like to talk about their slower relatives. I got a cousin, twice removed, got webs between his toes, ain't said one word…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-juby/people-never-like-to-talk-about-their-slower-relatives-i-got-a-cousin/) [Susan Juby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-juby/) > [“I don’t care about this stuff. I’m not even sure I’m a girl. I’m an eye in the sky. I am detached. I’m an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-juby/i-don-t-care-about-this-stuff-i-m-not-even-sure-i-m-a-girl-i-m-an-eye/) [Susan Juby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-juby/) > [“It’s not a good idea to let on about extreme happy feelings. People get ideas.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-juby/it-s-not-a-good-idea-to-let-on-about-extreme-happy-feelings-people/) [Susan Juby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-juby/) > [“I think MacGregor might be a genius. Anyone so oblivious to the horror of the human world must be.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-juby/i-think-macgregor-might-be-a-genius-anyone-so-oblivious-to-the-horror/) [Susan Juby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-juby/) > [“Sherman: You are the worst. Rick: You taught me everything I know.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-juby/sherman-you-are-the-worst-rick-you-taught-me-everything-i-know/) [Susan Juby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-juby/) > [“It’s funny how you can be all alone and in danger and then a minute later feel totally safe, like you’ve never been lonely…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-juby/it-s-funny-how-you-can-be-all-alone-and-in-danger-and-then-a-minute/) [Susan Juby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-juby/) > [“The situation was a mess. It's way easier when you have someone to blame. We want a victim and a villain and a simple…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-juby/the-situation-was-a-mess-it-s-way-easier-when-you-have-someone-to/) [Susan Juby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-juby/) > [“When we reached the lobby outside the office, moving like a pair of power walkers--no running in the halls of Green Pastures because there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-juby/when-we-reached-the-lobby-outside-the-office-moving-like-a-pair-of/) [Susan Juby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-juby/) > [“I knew he’d get left behind when the Rapture came due to his swearing and probably also for having long hair and tight pants.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-juby/i-knew-he-d-get-left-behind-when-the-rapture-came-due-to-his-swearing/) [Susan Juby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-juby/) > [“I haven’t been that happy since I became conscious for the first time, you know, when I became aware of myself and got so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-juby/i-haven-t-been-that-happy-since-i-became-conscious-for-the-first-time/) [Susan Juby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-juby/) > [“This bastard was in a self-help program? For what? Square-jawed, cleft-chin sufferers? Handsome Bastards Anonymous?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-juby/this-bastard-was-in-a-self-help-program-for-what-square-jawed-cleft/) [Susan Juby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-juby/) > [“If you start looking up, they start asking questions.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-juby/if-you-start-looking-up-they-start-asking-questions/) [Susan Juby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-juby/) > [“It’s important to give people the benefit of the doubt even if they don’t deserve it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-juby/it-s-important-to-give-people-the-benefit-of-the-doubt-even-if-they/) [Susan Juby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-juby/) > [“...like the twig furniture she made, thinking it was going to make us rich, only she's shit with a hammer and nails and the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-juby/like-the-twig-furniture-she-made-thinking-it-was-going-to-make-us/) [Susan Juby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-juby/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/metal-community/susan-juby/#itemlist", "name": "1 Metal Community Quotes By Susan Juby", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Fucking Hallmark never wrote anything for how I felt then. 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