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> [You want a messenger boy, call Western Union.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-don-looney/you-want-a-messenger-boy-call-western-union/)

Joe Don Looney

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b4/joe-don-looney-79265_boys_you-want-a-messenger-boy-call-western-un_2593020.png)

## More by Joe Don Looney

> [How'd you like that one, God?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-don-looney/how-d-you-like-that-one-god/)

Joe Don Looney

> [A good back makes his own holes. Anybody can run where the holes are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-don-looney/a-good-back-makes-his-own-holes-anybody-can-run-where-the-holes-are/)

Joe Don Looney

> [You want a messenger boy, call Western Union.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-don-looney/you-want-a-messenger-boy-call-western-union/)

Joe Don Looney

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