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> [“And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, "Fuck waffles.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/and-now-in-the-interest-of-equal-time-here-is-a-message-from-the/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e2/george-carlin-155_food_and-now-in-the-interest-of-equal-time-he_117224.jpg)

> [And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/and-now-in-the-interest-of-equal-time-here-is-a-message-from-the-2/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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