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title: "7 Merry xmas funny Quotes by 7 authors"
description: "Browse 7 Merry xmas funny quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Merry xmas funny sayings and thoughts."
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> [Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phyllis-diller/christmas-is-a-time-when-everybody-wants-his-past-forgotten-and-his/)

[Phyllis Diller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phyllis-diller/)

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> [Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I don't know what exactly, but it's something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-langley-bosher/isn-t-it-funny-that-at-christmas-something-in-you-gets-so-lonely-for/)

[Kate Langley Bosher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kate-langley-bosher/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/406/kate-langley-bosher-29807_best-christmas_isn-t-it-funny-that-at-christmas-somethi_418884.jpg)

> [Christmas is for children. But it is for grownups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenora-mattingly-weber/christmas-is-for-children-but-it-is-for-grownups-too-even-if-it-is-a/)

[Lenora Mattingly Weber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenora-mattingly-weber/)

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> [Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-k-chesterton/why-are-we-not-grateful-to-god-for-filling-our-stockings-with-legs/)

[Gilbert K. Chesterton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-k-chesterton/)

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> [I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd into it the long arrears of kindliness and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-stannard-baker/i-sometimes-think-we-expect-too-much-of-christmas-day-we-try-to-crowd-2/)

[Ray Stannard Baker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-stannard-baker/)

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> [England was merry England, when Old Christmas brought his sports again. 'Twas Christmas broach'd the mightiest ale; 'Twas Christmas told the merriest…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walter-scott/england-was-merry-england-when-old-christmas-brought-his-sports-again/)

[Walter Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walter-scott/)

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> [I have always thought of Christmas time... as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-dickens/i-have-always-thought-of-christmas-time-as-a-good-time-a-kind/)

[Charles Dickens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-dickens/)

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