--- title: "25 Men Quotes By Gena Showalter" description: "25 Men quotes by Gena Showalter. Plus more from Gena Showalter and more Men sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/240/gena-showalter-541_brother_yes-men-are-pigs-except-your-brother-of_1010497.png" --- > [Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman. -Jillian's mother](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/yes-men-are-pigs-except-your-brother-of-course-he-s-actually-a-decent/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/240/gena-showalter-541_brother_yes-men-are-pigs-except-your-brother-of_1010497.png) > [Anya jumped in front of the man, acting as his shield. “Now, Sabin. He didn’t mean any harm. He’s borderline stupid. You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/anya-jumped-in-front-of-the-man-acting-as-his-shield-now-sabin-he/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85a/gena-showalter-541_acting_anya-jumped-in-front-of-the-man-acting-a_1777409.png) > [Nicolai, the Dark Seducer as his people called him, had been in bed, but not alone. He was never alone. He was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/nicolai-the-dark-seducer-as-his-people-called-him-had-been-in-bed-but/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d6a/gena-showalter-541_bed_nicolai-the-dark-seducer-as-his-people-c_1982142.jpg) > [This is illegal. If you don't let me out, you'll be arrested. I swear you will. You'll go to prison and be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/this-is-illegal-if-you-don-t-let-me-out-you-ll-be-arrested-i-swear/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42e/gena-showalter-541_arrested_this-is-illegal-if-you-don-t-let-me-out_1222449.png) > [My ex—may he soon discover tiny worms have invaded his body and are slowly eating him alive—once told me God made men…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/my-ex-may-he-soon-discover-tiny-worms-have-invaded-his-body-and-are/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f63/gena-showalter-541_alive_my-ex-may-he-soon-discover-tiny-worms-ha_3002714.png) > [By the way, only a real man can accept his feminine side." "I don't know who fed you that line of garbage,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/by-the-way-only-a-real-man-can-accept-his-feminine-side-i-don-t-know/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c4/gena-showalter-541_accepting_by-the-way-only-a-real-man-can-accept-hi_2121241.png) > [Being with a man incapable of telling a lie – a whole lot of awesome. Being with a man who could taste…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/being-with-a-man-incapable-of-telling-a-lie-a-whole-lot-of-awesome/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c9/gena-showalter-541_bigs_being-with-a-man-incapable-of-telling-a_2906940.png) > [Fried twinkies? Paris nodded. Only once, I've never forgotten the experience. It's like heaven in your mouth, man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/fried-twinkies-paris-nodded-only-once-i-ve-never-forgotten-the/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b82/gena-showalter-541_forgotten_fried-twinkies-paris-nodded-only-once-i_169235.png) > [From the first, you enchanted me. You are more than beautiful. You are smart and strong and determined. When I'm with you.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/from-the-first-you-enchanted-me-you-are-more-than-beautiful-you-are/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/768/gena-showalter-541_beautiful_from-the-first-you-enchanted-me-you-are_269935.png) > [I've traveled all over the world for the Institute, but I never dreamed I'd meet someone like you." "Strong?" A chuckle escaped…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/i-ve-traveled-all-over-the-world-for-the-institute-but-i-never/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d71/gena-showalter-541_amusement_i-ve-traveled-all-over-the-world-for-the_1963040.png) > [I'm not sure why we want each other," she grumbled. "Nor am I, but the fact remains that we do want each…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/i-m-not-sure-why-we-want-each-other-she-grumbled-nor-am-i-but-the/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/98c/gena-showalter-541_annabelle_i-m-not-sure-why-we-want-each-other-she_28414.png) > [Her hand fluttered over her heart. "Did you just say the word shopping without flinching?" "I did. So?" "So, that's gotta be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/her-hand-fluttered-over-her-heart-did-you-just-say-the-word-shopping/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05a/gena-showalter-541_angel_her-hand-fluttered-over-her-heart-did-yo_2668381.png) > [You know,” Cole said. “My mom once told me a boy would know he’d become a man when he stopped putting himself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/you-know-cole-said-my-mom-once-told-me-a-boy-would-know-he-d-become-a/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48d/gena-showalter-541_able_you-know-cole-said-my-mom-once-told-me-a_622847.jpg) > [Fine," Strider said tightly. "You can. But you wont. Because you know that if you take the woman out of this home,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/fine-strider-said-tightly-you-can-but-you-wont-because-you-know-that/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55c/gena-showalter-541_boys_fine-strider-said-tightly-you-can-but-yo_1722441.jpg) > [Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date. 1. You're wearing that? 2. Something smells funny. 3. Where's the Tylenol? 4. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/ten-things-you-shouldn-t-say-on-a-date-1-you-re-wearing-that-2/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4af/gena-showalter-541_brother_ten-things-you-shouldn-t-say-on-a-date-1_197988.png) > [THE WOMAN WAS GOING TO KILL HIM, and not because she was stronger and more vicious than he was. Which, if he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/the-woman-was-going-to-kill-him-and-not-because-she-was-stronger-and/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97b/gena-showalter-541_looks_the-woman-was-going-to-kill-him-and-not_888296.png) > [You are beyond frustrating," she grumbled. "Why can't you do what I ask you to do without issuing a million questions first?"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/you-are-beyond-frustrating-she-grumbled-why-can-t-you-do-what-i-ask/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff3/gena-showalter-541_annabelle_you-are-beyond-frustrating-she-grumbled_1803421.png) > [Yes, you make yourself useful, angel boy. Meanwhile, I’ll be in the bathroom.” William’s jet-black hair was dripping wet and plastered to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/yes-you-make-yourself-useful-angel-boy-meanwhile-i-ll-be-in-the/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd3/gena-showalter-541_angel_yes-you-make-yourself-useful-angel-boy-m_2371015.jpg) > [Give me the effing phone, Strider grumbled, opening his palm and waving his fingers. Effing? William laughed with genuine amusement. You ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/give-me-the-effing-phone-strider-grumbled-opening-his-palm-and-waving/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/749/gena-showalter-541_amusement_give-me-the-effing-phone-strider-grumble_2319875.png) > [Paris answered for him. "Last time he spread the flashing love, Reyes threw up all over his shirt. I never laughed so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/paris-answered-for-him-last-time-he-spread-the-flashing-love-reyes/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f57/gena-showalter-541_baby_paris-answered-for-him-last-time-he-spre_1885662.png) > [Well I've been calling myself Scarlet Pattinson for several weeks. Have you seen Robert Pattinson? Hottest. Man. Ever. And no, I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/well-i-ve-been-calling-myself-scarlet-pattinson-for-several-weeks/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/818/gena-showalter-541_angel_well-i-ve-been-calling-myself-scarlet-pa_592382.jpg) > [Words were one of the most powerful forces known— or unknown— to man. The Most High had created this world with His…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/words-were-one-of-the-most-powerful-forces-known-or-unknown-to-man/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a9/gena-showalter-541_direct_words-were-one-of-the-most-powerful-forc_255028.png) > [Stridey-Man: " Want 2 vaca w/me?" William: "Romantic getaway for 2? UR not my type" Stridey-Man: "I'm everyone's type. So U in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/stridey-man-want-2-vaca-w-me-william-romantic-getaway-for-2-ur-not-my/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f2/gena-showalter-541_baggage_stridey-man-want-2-vaca-w-me-william-rom_2833479.png) > [Tabitha blinked innocently. "Why is your consort speaking to me without my having addressed him first?" she asked Kaia. "Have you not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/tabitha-blinked-innocently-why-is-your-consort-speaking-to-me-without/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a66/gena-showalter-541_firsts_tabitha-blinked-innocently-why-is-your-c_512969.jpg) > [He’d never be able to touch her, and as passionate as she was, she would eventually need a man who could. He’d…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/he-d-never-be-able-to-touch-her-and-as-passionate-as-she-was-she/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da0/gena-showalter-541_able_he-d-never-be-able-to-touch-her-and-as-p_1782260.jpg) ## Other authors on Men - [Ralph Waldo Emerson 1,027 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/men/ralph-waldo-emerson/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b011/author-henry-david-thoreau-41473.jpg) Henry David Thoreau 710 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/men/henry-david-thoreau/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b024/author-william-shakespeare-95899.jpg) William Shakespeare 463 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/men/william-shakespeare/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-friedrich-nietzsche-36363.jpg) Friedrich Nietzsche 378 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/men/friedrich-nietzsche/) - [Samuel Johnson 361 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/men/samuel-johnson/) - [Mark Twain 354 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/men/mark-twain/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b016/author-mahatma-gandhi-62675.jpg) Mahatma Gandhi 354 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/men/mahatma-gandhi/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b004/author-ayn-rand-15943.jpg) Ayn Rand 349 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/men/ayn-rand/) - [Mehmet Murat Ildan 332 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/men/mehmet-murat-ildan/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b011/author-henry-ward-beecher-41729.jpg) Henry Ward Beecher 289 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/men/henry-ward-beecher/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b023/author-thomas-jefferson-90435.jpg) Thomas Jefferson 283 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/men/thomas-jefferson/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b023/author-swami-vivekananda-88348.jpg) Swami Vivekananda 278 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/men/swami-vivekananda/) ## More by Gena Showalter > [“Justin took off in a run. Frosty and Bronx, too. It wasn’t long before Frosty was carrying Kat, Bronx was carrying Reeve and Justin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/justin-took-off-in-a-run-frosty-and-bronx-too-it-wasn-t-long-before/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [You are such a chick.” I widened my eyes in mock surprise. “No way. Are you sure?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/you-are-such-a-chick-i-widened-my-eyes-in-mock-surprise-no-way-are/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [Girl, he wants to dip you in Frosted Flakes and have you for breakfast. That's his favorite cereal, by the way." I...had no words…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/girl-he-wants-to-dip-you-in-frosted-flakes-and-have-you-for-breakfast/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [I'm not sure why we want each other," she grumbled. "Nor am I, but the fact remains that we do want each other." "Maybe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/i-m-not-sure-why-we-want-each-other-she-grumbled-nor-am-i-but-the/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [“Are you gonna kill me?" the kid asked. Kid definitely didn't know who he was. There would be fawning. Wait. He looked that scary?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/are-you-gonna-kill-me-the-kid-asked-kid-definitely-didn-t-know-who-he/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [She stood, squared her shoulders. “We’ll do it. Together.” And then she did something that shocked them both. She rose on her tiptoes and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/she-stood-squared-her-shoulders-we-ll-do-it-together-and-then-she-did/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [To you I belong.My heart beats only for you.No other will tempt me,from this day and beyond.To you I belong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/to-you-i-belong-my-heart-beats-only-for-you-no-other-will-tempt-me/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [I’m not trying to—What do teenagers say nowadays?” he asked my grandmother.“Get all up in her biznez,” Nana said.Without cracking a smile.“That’s right,” he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/i-m-not-trying-to-what-do-teenagers-say-nowadays-he-asked-my/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [“For a moment, Strider almost forgot how pissed he was with Amun and Haidee as he savored the fact that he'd just cock-blocked the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/for-a-moment-strider-almost-forgot-how-pissed-he-was-with-amun-and/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [If all we've got to look forward to is disloyalty and treachery, why do we even make friends?" "Again, human nature. Hoping for the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/if-all-we-ve-got-to-look-forward-to-is-disloyalty-and-treachery-why/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [“He grunted, then he howled. I guess vinaigrette burns. Ha! I controlled the urge to grin. I leaped atop the dark, glossy table surface—and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/he-grunted-then-he-howled-i-guess-vinaigrette-burns-ha-i-controlled/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [That means life itself is a fairy tale. Like the characters, we all live and love and search for a happily-ever-after.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/that-means-life-itself-is-a-fairy-tale-like-the-characters-we-all/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [“That’s my cousin, dickwad,” Agent Jaxon Tremain said from Hector’s left. Had Whacky Jacky been next to Dallas, he would have drilled his knuckles…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/that-s-my-cousin-dickwad-agent-jaxon-tremain-said-from-hector-s-left/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [“You are treating that thing as if it is a great treasure," he said. Well, yeah. Because it was. "You have something against cookies?"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/you-are-treating-that-thing-as-if-it-is-a-great-treasure-he-said-well/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [“Me: I think we should have sex again. Royce: Bad idea. Me: Why? Royce: I want more from you than sex. Me: Goodbye, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/me-i-think-we-should-have-sex-again-royce-bad-idea-me-why-royce-i/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/men/gena-showalter/#itemlist", "name": "25 Men Quotes By Gena Showalter", "numberOfItems": 25, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. 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He…” — Gena Showalter", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "This is illegal. If you don't let me out, you'll be arrested. I swear you will. You'll go to prison and be forced to have intimate relations with a man named Butch. Let. Me. Out.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gena Showalter" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/this-is-illegal-if-you-don-t-let-me-out-you-ll-be-arrested-i-swear/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42e/gena-showalter-541_arrested_this-is-illegal-if-you-don-t-let-me-out_1222449.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42e/gena-showalter-541_arrested_this-is-illegal-if-you-don-t-let-me-out_1222449.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42e/gena-showalter-541_arrested_this-is-illegal-if-you-don-t-let-me-out_1222449.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“This is illegal. If you don't let me out, you'll be arrested. I swear you will. 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Being with a man who could taste when you lied – sucked the big one.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gena Showalter" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/being-with-a-man-incapable-of-telling-a-lie-a-whole-lot-of-awesome/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c9/gena-showalter-541_bigs_being-with-a-man-incapable-of-telling-a_2906940.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c9/gena-showalter-541_bigs_being-with-a-man-incapable-of-telling-a_2906940.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c9/gena-showalter-541_bigs_being-with-a-man-incapable-of-telling-a_2906940.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Being with a man incapable of telling a lie – a whole lot of awesome. 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It's like heaven in your mouth, man.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gena Showalter" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/fried-twinkies-paris-nodded-only-once-i-ve-never-forgotten-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b82/gena-showalter-541_forgotten_fried-twinkies-paris-nodded-only-once-i_169235.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b82/gena-showalter-541_forgotten_fried-twinkies-paris-nodded-only-once-i_169235.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b82/gena-showalter-541_forgotten_fried-twinkies-paris-nodded-only-once-i_169235.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Fried twinkies? Paris nodded. Only once, I've never forgotten the experience. 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Because I know, deep in my soul, that to part is to die. - Gideon to Scarlet (wedding vows)", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gena Showalter" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/from-the-first-you-enchanted-me-you-are-more-than-beautiful-you-are/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/768/gena-showalter-541_beautiful_from-the-first-you-enchanted-me-you-are_269935.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/768/gena-showalter-541_beautiful_from-the-first-you-enchanted-me-you-are_269935.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/768/gena-showalter-541_beautiful_from-the-first-you-enchanted-me-you-are_269935.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“From the first, you enchanted me. You are more than beautiful. You are smart and strong and determined. When…” — Gena Showalter", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 10, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I've traveled all over the world for the Institute, but I never dreamed I'd meet someone like you.\" \"Strong?\" A chuckle escaped her. \"Yes.\" \"Handsome?\" \"Of course.\" \"Sharp of wit and skilled with a sword?\" \"Absolutely.\" An other chuckle. \"But I mean a man… friend… guy. Oh, I don't know what to call you!\" He savored her amusement—and her earnest words. \"Just call me yours. That is all I want to be.\" (Ashlyn and Maddox)", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gena Showalter" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/i-ve-traveled-all-over-the-world-for-the-institute-but-i-never/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d71/gena-showalter-541_amusement_i-ve-traveled-all-over-the-world-for-the_1963040.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d71/gena-showalter-541_amusement_i-ve-traveled-all-over-the-world-for-the_1963040.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d71/gena-showalter-541_amusement_i-ve-traveled-all-over-the-world-for-the_1963040.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I've traveled all over the world for the Institute, but I never dreamed I'd meet someone like you.\"…” — Gena Showalter", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm not sure why we want each other,\" she grumbled. \"Nor am I, but the fact remains that we do want each other.\" \"Maybe I'm just shallow. You're quite pretty.\" \"For now, that will do.\" Infuriating man. Couldn't take an insult the way she intended. -Annabelle and Zacharel", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gena Showalter" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/i-m-not-sure-why-we-want-each-other-she-grumbled-nor-am-i-but-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/98c/gena-showalter-541_annabelle_i-m-not-sure-why-we-want-each-other-she_28414.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/98c/gena-showalter-541_annabelle_i-m-not-sure-why-we-want-each-other-she_28414.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/98c/gena-showalter-541_annabelle_i-m-not-sure-why-we-want-each-other-she_28414.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm not sure why we want each other,\" she grumbled. \"Nor am I, but the fact remains that we do want each…” — Gena Showalter", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 12, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Her hand fluttered over her heart. \"Did you just say the word shopping without flinching?\" \"I did. So?\" \"So, that's gotta be a record. It's a worldwide fact men hate shopping.\" \"How can I hate it when I've never done it?\" Her lips curled into a slow, beautiful smile. \"If you weren't already an angel, I'd dub you a saint. Poor guy. You have no idea what you're in for.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gena Showalter" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/her-hand-fluttered-over-her-heart-did-you-just-say-the-word-shopping/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05a/gena-showalter-541_angel_her-hand-fluttered-over-her-heart-did-yo_2668381.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05a/gena-showalter-541_angel_her-hand-fluttered-over-her-heart-did-yo_2668381.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05a/gena-showalter-541_angel_her-hand-fluttered-over-her-heart-did-yo_2668381.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Her hand fluttered over her heart. \"Did you just say the word shopping without flinching?\" \"I did. So?\" \"So…” — Gena Showalter", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 13, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You know,” Cole said. “My mom once told me a boy would know he’d become a man when he stopped putting himself first. She said a girl would come along and I wouldn’t be able to get her out of my mind. She said this girl would frustrate me, confuse me, and challenge me, but she would also make me do whatever was necessary to be a better man–the man she needed. With you, I want to be better. I want to be what you need. Tell me what you need.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gena Showalter" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/you-know-cole-said-my-mom-once-told-me-a-boy-would-know-he-d-become-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48d/gena-showalter-541_able_you-know-cole-said-my-mom-once-told-me-a_622847.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48d/gena-showalter-541_able_you-know-cole-said-my-mom-once-told-me-a_622847.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48d/gena-showalter-541_able_you-know-cole-said-my-mom-once-told-me-a_622847.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You know,” Cole said. “My mom once told me a boy would know he’d become a man when he stopped putting…” — Gena Showalter", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 14, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Fine,\" Strider said tightly. \"You can. But you wont. Because you know that if you take the woman out of this home, I'll go gray from worry. And you like my hair the way it is.\" \"Stridey-man. Are you hitting on my? Trying to get me to run my fingers through those mangy locks?\" Gideon chuckled. \"Sweetie pie.\" Striders lips even twitched into a grin. \"You know I hate when you get mushy like that.\" Boy loved it. No question.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gena Showalter" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/fine-strider-said-tightly-you-can-but-you-wont-because-you-know-that/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55c/gena-showalter-541_boys_fine-strider-said-tightly-you-can-but-yo_1722441.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55c/gena-showalter-541_boys_fine-strider-said-tightly-you-can-but-yo_1722441.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55c/gena-showalter-541_boys_fine-strider-said-tightly-you-can-but-yo_1722441.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Fine,\" Strider said tightly. \"You can. But you wont. Because you know that if you take the woman out of this…” — Gena Showalter", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 15, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date. 1. You're wearing that? 2. Something smells funny. 3. Where's the Tylenol? 4. And to think, I first wanted to date your brother. 5. I have a confession to make… 6. My dad has a suit just like that. 7. That man is hot. Look at him. 8. My ex, may he rot in hell forever… 9. You're going to order that? Seriously? 10. You're how old?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gena Showalter" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/ten-things-you-shouldn-t-say-on-a-date-1-you-re-wearing-that-2/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4af/gena-showalter-541_brother_ten-things-you-shouldn-t-say-on-a-date-1_197988.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4af/gena-showalter-541_brother_ten-things-you-shouldn-t-say-on-a-date-1_197988.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4af/gena-showalter-541_brother_ten-things-you-shouldn-t-say-on-a-date-1_197988.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date. 1. You're wearing that? 2. Something smells funny. 3. 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Meanwhile, I’ll be in the bathroom.” William’s jet-black hair was dripping wet and plastered to his face. There was a fluffy white towel wrapped around his waist, displaying muscles that rivaled Paris’s own, and a tattooed treasure map that led to his man junk. Looking at his, you could see the makings of a temper so savage anyone who miraculously survived an encounter with him would end up needing therapy. 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Meanwhile, I’ll be in the bathroom.” William’s jet-black hair was…” — Gena Showalter", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 19, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Give me the effing phone, Strider grumbled, opening his palm and waving his fingers. Effing? William laughed with genuine amusement. You ever realize how polite you get when you're hammered? And you know what they say. A man's true charactor is revealed when he's toasted. So you gotta face facts, man. You're a closet gentlmen. Loser! The heck I am! Even Paris laughed at that.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gena Showalter" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/give-me-the-effing-phone-strider-grumbled-opening-his-palm-and-waving/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/749/gena-showalter-541_amusement_give-me-the-effing-phone-strider-grumble_2319875.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/749/gena-showalter-541_amusement_give-me-the-effing-phone-strider-grumble_2319875.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/749/gena-showalter-541_amusement_give-me-the-effing-phone-strider-grumble_2319875.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Give me the effing phone, Strider grumbled, opening his palm and waving his fingers. Effing? 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What a baby!\" \"Hey,\" Paris said, frowning at Lucien. \"I told you I hit my head midflash.\" Lucien", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gena Showalter" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/paris-answered-for-him-last-time-he-spread-the-flashing-love-reyes/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f57/gena-showalter-541_baby_paris-answered-for-him-last-time-he-spre_1885662.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f57/gena-showalter-541_baby_paris-answered-for-him-last-time-he-spre_1885662.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f57/gena-showalter-541_baby_paris-answered-for-him-last-time-he-spre_1885662.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Paris answered for him. \"Last time he spread the flashing love, Reyes threw up all over his shirt. 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You never did because your voice is terrrible.\" She shuddered in distaste. \"I swear, its like a demon running its claws over brimsone.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gena Showalter" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/well-i-ve-been-calling-myself-scarlet-pattinson-for-several-weeks/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/818/gena-showalter-541_angel_well-i-ve-been-calling-myself-scarlet-pa_592382.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/818/gena-showalter-541_angel_well-i-ve-been-calling-myself-scarlet-pa_592382.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/818/gena-showalter-541_angel_well-i-ve-been-calling-myself-scarlet-pa_592382.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Well I've been calling myself Scarlet Pattinson for several weeks. Have you seen Robert Pattinson? Hottest…” — Gena Showalter", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 22, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Words were one of the most powerful forces known— or unknown— to man. The Most High had created this world with His words. And humans, who had been fashioned in His image, could direct the entire course of their lives with their words, their mouths as the rudder on a ship, as the bridle on a horse. They produced with their words. 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U know, just how U like it.\" Stridey: \"Now U only have 8 minutes 2 do UR hair.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gena Showalter" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/stridey-man-want-2-vaca-w-me-william-romantic-getaway-for-2-ur-not-my/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f2/gena-showalter-541_baggage_stridey-man-want-2-vaca-w-me-william-rom_2833479.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f2/gena-showalter-541_baggage_stridey-man-want-2-vaca-w-me-william-rom_2833479.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f2/gena-showalter-541_baggage_stridey-man-want-2-vaca-w-me-william-rom_2833479.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Stridey-Man: \" Want 2 vaca w/me?\" William: \"Romantic getaway for 2? 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