--- title: "1 Men Legs Quotes By Ken Dodd" description: "1 Men Legs quotes by Ken Dodd. Plus more from Ken Dodd and more Men Legs sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32d/ken-dodd-31251_dark_men-s-legs-have-a-terribly-lonely-life-s_1266234.png" --- > [Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-dodd/men-s-legs-have-a-terribly-lonely-life-standing-in-the-dark-in-your/) [Ken Dodd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-dodd/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32d/ken-dodd-31251_dark_men-s-legs-have-a-terribly-lonely-life-s_1266234.png) ## More by Ken Dodd > [My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-dodd/my-act-is-very-educational-i-heard-a-man-leaving-the-other-night/) [Ken Dodd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-dodd/) > [If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute - I've got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-dodd/if-i-get-a-hard-audience-they-are-not-going-to-get-away-until-they/) [Ken Dodd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-dodd/) > [I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-dodd/i-haven-t-spoken-to-my-mother-in-law-for-eighteen-months-i-don-t-like/) [Ken Dodd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-dodd/) > [I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-dodd/i-have-kleptomania-but-when-it-gets-bad-i-take-something-for-it/) [Ken Dodd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-dodd/) > [Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-dodd/honolulu-it-s-got-everything-sand-for-the-children-sun-for-the-wife/) [Ken Dodd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-dodd/) > [If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-dodd/if-i-get-a-hard-audience-they-are-not-going-to-get-away-until-they-2/) [Ken Dodd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-dodd/) > [Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-dodd/men-s-legs-have-a-terribly-lonely-life-standing-in-the-dark-in-your/) [Ken Dodd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-dodd/) > [Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-dodd/television-is-like-a-great-monster-eating-your-gags-as-fast-as-you/) [Ken Dodd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-dodd/) > [I had an idyllic childhood and when my parents bought me a Punch and Judy Show and a ventriloquist's dummy, I'd perform anywhere, anytime.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-dodd/i-had-an-idyllic-childhood-and-when-my-parents-bought-me-a-punch-and/) [Ken Dodd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-dodd/) > [Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-dodd/did-you-know-that-a-laugh-is-something-that-comes-out-of-a-hole-in/) [Ken Dodd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-dodd/) > [I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-dodd/i-told-the-inland-revenue-i-didn-t-owe-them-a-penny-because-i-lived/) [Ken Dodd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-dodd/) > [My teeth are all my own. I've just finished paying for them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-dodd/my-teeth-are-all-my-own-i-ve-just-finished-paying-for-them/) [Ken Dodd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-dodd/) > [The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-dodd/the-trouble-with-freud-is-that-he-never-played-the-glasgow-empire/) [Ken Dodd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-dodd/) > [Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous feeling of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-dodd/freud-s-theory-was-that-when-a-joke-opens-a-window-and-all-those-bats/) [Ken Dodd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-dodd/) > [Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-dodd/comedy-should-never-be-over-analysed-it-s-either-funny-or-it-isn-t/) [Ken Dodd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-dodd/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/men-legs/ken-dodd/#itemlist", "name": "1 Men Legs Quotes By Ken Dodd", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Ken Dodd" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-dodd/men-s-legs-have-a-terribly-lonely-life-standing-in-the-dark-in-your/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32d/ken-dodd-31251_dark_men-s-legs-have-a-terribly-lonely-life-s_1266234.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32d/ken-dodd-31251_dark_men-s-legs-have-a-terribly-lonely-life-s_1266234.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32d/ken-dodd-31251_dark_men-s-legs-have-a-terribly-lonely-life-s_1266234.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day.” — Ken Dodd", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/men-legs/ken-dodd/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/men-legs/ken-dodd/", "name": "Men Legs Quotes by Ken Dodd", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/men-legs/ken-dodd/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32d/ken-dodd-31251_dark_men-s-legs-have-a-terribly-lonely-life-s_1266234.png" }, "description": "1 Men Legs quotes by Ken Dodd. 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