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> [“To a woman, being married means you do not under any circumstances put your penis in another woman’s vagina. It also means no blowjobs, no oral, no anal, no phone sex, no sex of any kind, ever, with anyone other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-argiro/to-a-woman-being-married-means-you-do-not-under-any-circumstances-put/)

[Helen Argiro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-argiro/)

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## More by Helen Argiro

> [“When a guy says he’s ‘a simple man’ what he’s really telling you is he’s cheap," Madeline said.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-argiro/when-a-guy-says-he-s-a-simple-man-what-he-s-really-telling-you-is-he/)

[Helen Argiro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-argiro/)

> [“Having sex with your neighbour is not a good idea. Not under any circumstances, nothing good will come of it. It’s a cliché. It’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-argiro/having-sex-with-your-neighbour-is-not-a-good-idea-not-under-any/)

[Helen Argiro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-argiro/)

> [“No wonder there are so many people with eating disorders.It’s like this diet plan is being administered by the Gestapo.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-argiro/no-wonder-there-are-so-many-people-with-eating-disorders-it-s-like/)

[Helen Argiro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-argiro/)

> [“To a woman, being married means you do not under any circumstances put your penis in another woman’s vagina. It also means no blowjobs,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-argiro/to-a-woman-being-married-means-you-do-not-under-any-circumstances-put/)

[Helen Argiro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-argiro/)

> [“When a guy says he's a 'simple man', what he's really telling you is he's cheap.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-argiro/when-a-guy-says-he-s-a-simple-man-what-he-s-really-telling-you-is-he-2/)

[Helen Argiro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-argiro/)

> [“In the suburbs lust thrives and flourishes like an epidemic of lawn grubs during a heat wave.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-argiro/in-the-suburbs-lust-thrives-and-flourishes-like-an-epidemic-of-lawn/)

[Helen Argiro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-argiro/)

> [“And so it was on the second Thursday of September, these five men kissed their spouses and children good-bye and climbed aboard the rented…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-argiro/and-so-it-was-on-the-second-thursday-of-september-these-five-men/)

[Helen Argiro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-argiro/)

> [“It’s really hard to be turned on by a man who shows up for a date in corduroy pants and big white walking shoes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-argiro/it-s-really-hard-to-be-turned-on-by-a-man-who-shows-up-for-a-date-in/)

[Helen Argiro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-argiro/)

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