--- title: "11 Mean Quotes By Derek Landy" description: "11 Mean quotes by Derek Landy. Plus more from Derek Landy and more Mean sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44e/derek-landy-826_headless_so-he-has-no-head-thats-usually-what-hea_2067944.png" --- > [So he has no head' 'Thats usually what headless means' 'No head at all?' 'Your really not getting the whole headless thing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/so-he-has-no-head-thats-usually-what-headless-means-no-head-at-all/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44e/derek-landy-826_headless_so-he-has-no-head-thats-usually-what-hea_2067944.png) > [You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last present you gave me was a stick.” “You wanted a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/you-have-no-idea-about-presents-or-what-they-mean-the-last-present/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c5d/derek-landy-826_bows_you-have-no-idea-about-presents-or-what_1232176.png) > [He looked at her. “We’re meant to be together…” “And this is exactly what I mean.” “Our love is written in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-looked-at-her-we-re-meant-to-be-together-and-this-is-exactly-what/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/be7/derek-landy-826_bores_he-looked-at-her-we-re-meant-to-be-toget_738196.png) > [I mean you ACRES of harm,' Dalrymple growled. 'Untold QUANTITIES of harm. I will visit a whole CONTINENT of harm upon you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-mean-you-acres-of-harm-dalrymple-growled-untold-quantities-of-harm/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/917/derek-landy-826_acres_i-mean-you-acres-of-harm-dalrymple-growl_1063248.png) > [Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/just-because-an-apple-falls-one-hundred-times-out-of-a-hundred-does/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/09a/derek-landy-826_apples_just-because-an-apple-falls-one-hundred_139917.png) > [You're in a bad mood,' Skulduggery said. 'I understand. I do. You're saying things that you don't really mean. It's OK.' 'I'll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/you-re-in-a-bad-mood-skulduggery-said-i-understand-i-do-you-re-saying/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ec/derek-landy-826_bad-mood_you-re-in-a-bad-mood-skulduggery-said-i_1145165.png) > [So what does that actually mean?' 'To be honest, Ghastly, I haven't a bull's notion.' 'Elder Bespoke should be addressed by his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/so-what-does-that-actually-mean-to-be-honest-ghastly-i-haven-t-a-bull/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb7/derek-landy-826_being-honest_so-what-does-that-actually-mean-to-be-ho_1334709.jpg) > [I shall live forever. And I don't mean in a metaphorical sense. I don't mean I'll live forever in the hearts and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-shall-live-forever-and-i-don-t-mean-in-a-metaphorical-sense-i-don-t/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75b/derek-landy-826_drawing_i-shall-live-forever-and-i-don-t-mean-in_2297092.png) > [I need a weapon,” Valkyrie muttered. “You’re an Elemental with a Necromancer ring, trained in a variety of martial arts by some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-need-a-weapon-valkyrie-muttered-you-re-an-elemental-with-a/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a80/derek-landy-826_art_i-need-a-weapon-valkyrie-muttered-you-re_1480228.png) > [He looked at her. 'In order to finish, I'll have to have defeated six Infected, Dusk, and Vengeous himself.' Yeah. So?' The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-looked-at-her-in-order-to-finish-i-ll-have-to-have-defeated-six/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f9/derek-landy-826_battle_he-looked-at-her-in-order-to-finish-i-ll_2753482.png) > [You're bored, aren't you.' 'I need constant distraction. Shall we go?' 'Uh, aren't you supposed to delegate responsibility or something? If you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/you-re-bored-aren-t-you-i-need-constant-distraction-shall-we-go-uh/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f93/derek-landy-826_bored_you-re-bored-aren-t-you-i-need-constant_2106879.png) ## Other authors on Mean ## More by Derek Landy > [Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/stephanie-could-see-the-greed-seep-into-the-watery-eyes-of-her-father/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“strike from the shadows, disapear into darkness”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/strike-from-the-shadows-disapear-into-darkness/) [derek landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded." Valkyrie…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/but-if-you-can-confront-your-inner-demons-i-did-confront-my-inner/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or something." "Have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/what-does-a-clue-look-like-tanith-whispered-stephanie-fought-the/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.' 'I love you.' 'That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-took-her-hand-in-his-and-knelt-before-her-valkyrie-looked-at-him/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-find-it-rude-to-laugh-at-a-man-with-a-sword/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/what-she-asked-again-he-pointed-ahead-of-them-see-that-what-the-snow/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/the-baron-unfortunately-turns-it-all-the-way-up-to-eleven-seriously/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“Valkyrie walked over to her. Since she had met her, all she'd wanted to do was punch her face in. But that was when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/valkyrie-walked-over-to-her-since-she-had-met-her-all-she-d-wanted-to/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-ve-always-been-a-monster-scapegrace-told-her-but-now-finally-my/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/the-rain-battered-the-cottage-valkyrie-risked-a-look-up-at/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/there-s-no-such-thing-as-winning-or-losing-there-is-won-and-there-is/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-liked-murder-murder-and-long-walks-had-been-two-of-his-favorite/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In a field…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/of-course-i-want-to-kill-you-said-skulduggery-i-want-to-kill-most/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [We don’t need a cure,” the other zombie said. “That’s right,” Scapegrace nodded. “We’re happy the way we are.” “Happy with the power,” Scapegrace…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/we-don-t-need-a-cure-the-other-zombie-said-that-s-right-scapegrace/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mean/derek-landy/#itemlist", "name": "11 Mean Quotes By Derek Landy", "numberOfItems": 11, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "So he has no head' 'Thats usually what headless means' 'No head at all?' 'Your really not getting the whole headless thing are you?' 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