--- title: "15 Mean Quotes By Craig Ferguson" description: "15 Mean quotes by Craig Ferguson. Plus more from Craig Ferguson and more Mean sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/87c/craig-ferguson-664_arizona_happy-cinco-de-mayo-if-you-don-t-know-wh_932637.png" --- > [Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don't know what that means, maybe you're a little out of touch - or maybe you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/happy-cinco-de-mayo-if-you-don-t-know-what-that-means-maybe-you-re-a/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/87c/craig-ferguson-664_arizona_happy-cinco-de-mayo-if-you-don-t-know-wh_932637.png) > [Here at CBS, spring also means March Madness. I love the name March Madness. I'm glad the PC police haven't made us…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/here-at-cbs-spring-also-means-march-madness-i-love-the-name-march/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d06/craig-ferguson-664_early-spring_here-at-cbs-spring-also-means-march-madn_3072393.png) > [The rain is giving much needed relief to California's crops. By that I mean 'marijuana.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/the-rain-is-giving-much-needed-relief-to-california-s-crops-by-that-i/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e63/craig-ferguson-664_california_the-rain-is-giving-much-needed-relief-to_3114436.png) > [It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/it-s-a-great-day-for-sarah-palin-she-was-hired-as-a-commentator-for/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e8/craig-ferguson-664_commentators_it-s-a-great-day-for-sarah-palin-she-was_3021278.png) > [Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/equestrian-and-sailing-are-sports-for-people-growing-up-on-the-mean/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a9/craig-ferguson-664_connecticut_equestrian-and-sailing-are-sports-for-pe_424645.png) > [Former president Bill Clinton was elected on this very day in 1992. Clinton went on to leave quite a mark in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/former-president-bill-clinton-was-elected-on-this-very-day-in-1992/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a2/craig-ferguson-664_bills_former-president-bill-clinton-was-electe_657220.png) > [HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/hd-doesn-t-mean-anything-to-me-it-s-a-technical-thing-it-s-like/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e97/craig-ferguson-664_demographics_hd-doesn-t-mean-anything-to-me-it-s-a-te_3172967.png) > [Climate change is a serious problem. We all need to do what we can. Unless that means I've got to change stuff.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/climate-change-is-a-serious-problem-we-all-need-to-do-what-we-can/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/551/craig-ferguson-664_change_climate-change-is-a-serious-problem-we-a_1897583.png) > [I don't think of myself of a late-show host any more than I think of myself of a game-show host. I mean,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-don-t-think-of-myself-of-a-late-show-host-any-more-than-i-think-of/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d8b/craig-ferguson-664_done_i-don-t-think-of-myself-of-a-late-show-h_1002015.png) > [Being the executive producer of a film is not that difficult. It just means that you have some power. There's not a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/being-the-executive-producer-of-a-film-is-not-that-difficult-it-just/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/995/craig-ferguson-664_amount_being-the-executive-producer-of-a-film-i_3134170.png) > [I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-do-a-show-it-comes-on-late-at-night-on-tv-and-if-that-means-i-m-a/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/945/craig-ferguson-664_care_i-do-a-show-it-comes-on-late-at-night-on_1228230.png) > [I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn't mean that at all. It means…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-think-sometimes-that-people-think-brave-means-not-being-afraid/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c7c/craig-ferguson-664_afraid_i-think-sometimes-that-people-think-brav_1553733.jpg) > [The Universe is very, very big. It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules. Rule number one:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/the-universe-is-very-very-big-it-also-loves-a-paradox-for-example-it/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c5/craig-ferguson-664_bigs_the-universe-is-very-very-big-it-also-lo_1988850.jpg) > [We do have a big kind of history in literate tradition of Vikings and we have a lot of Viking blood in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/we-do-have-a-big-kind-of-history-in-literate-tradition-of-vikings-and/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e8/craig-ferguson-664_bigs_we-do-have-a-big-kind-of-history-in-lite_1910733.png) > [So far rich people have been very quiet about the possibility of getting taxes raised on them, but that doesn't mean they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/so-far-rich-people-have-been-very-quiet-about-the-possibility-of/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52f/craig-ferguson-664_accountants_so-far-rich-people-have-been-very-quiet_633694.jpg) ## Other authors on Mean ## More by Craig Ferguson > [“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-was-ambitious-and-desperate-to-direct-my-first-film-so-i/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) > [Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/sometimes-people-think-you-re-smart-if-you-question-the-status-quo-if/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) > [Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/sober-alkies-are-often-asked-when-did-you-hit-rock-bottom-but-a-more/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) > [Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/remember-the-band-flock-of-seagulls-they-had-their-van-stolen-i-was/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) > [People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/people-spend-thousands-of-dollars-trying-to-keep-their-teeth-straight/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) > [Whoever I had become had to die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/whoever-i-had-become-had-to-die/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) > [My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/my-pilot-s-license-i-m-proud-of-that/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) > [People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/people-are-saying-that-anderson-cooper-could-be-the-new-oprah-and/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) > [I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-think-comedy-comes-more-from-a-low-sense-of-self-esteem-and-i/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) > [I'm so excited about the new iPad, I just iPeed my iPants.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-m-so-excited-about-the-new-ipad-i-just-ipeed-my-ipants/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) > [For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/for-my-birthday-that-year-anne-gave-me-an-inflatable-atlas-globe/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) > [114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/114-isn-t-as-old-as-it-used-to-be-they-say-its-the-new-104/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) > [I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-have-to-do-a-show-which-is-of-interest-to-me-or-else-i-m-lost/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) > [The first ads for medical marijuana have started airing on television in California. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot of money…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/the-first-ads-for-medical-marijuana-have-started-airing-on-television/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) > [I wanted to be a rock star.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-wanted-to-be-a-rock-star/) [Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mean/craig-ferguson/#itemlist", "name": "15 Mean Quotes By Craig Ferguson", "numberOfItems": 15, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don't know what that means, maybe you're a little out of touch - or maybe you're the governor of Arizona.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Craig Ferguson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/happy-cinco-de-mayo-if-you-don-t-know-what-that-means-maybe-you-re-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/87c/craig-ferguson-664_arizona_happy-cinco-de-mayo-if-you-don-t-know-wh_932637.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/87c/craig-ferguson-664_arizona_happy-cinco-de-mayo-if-you-don-t-know-wh_932637.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/87c/craig-ferguson-664_arizona_happy-cinco-de-mayo-if-you-don-t-know-wh_932637.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don't know what that means, maybe you're a little out of touch - or maybe you're…” — Craig Ferguson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Here at CBS, spring also means March Madness. I love the name March Madness. I'm glad the PC police haven't made us change March Madness to early spring psychosis.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Craig Ferguson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/here-at-cbs-spring-also-means-march-madness-i-love-the-name-march/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d06/craig-ferguson-664_early-spring_here-at-cbs-spring-also-means-march-madn_3072393.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d06/craig-ferguson-664_early-spring_here-at-cbs-spring-also-means-march-madn_3072393.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d06/craig-ferguson-664_early-spring_here-at-cbs-spring-also-means-march-madn_3072393.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Here at CBS, spring also means March Madness. I love the name March Madness. I'm glad the PC police haven't…” — Craig Ferguson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The rain is giving much needed relief to California's crops. By that I mean 'marijuana.'", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Craig Ferguson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/the-rain-is-giving-much-needed-relief-to-california-s-crops-by-that-i/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e63/craig-ferguson-664_california_the-rain-is-giving-much-needed-relief-to_3114436.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e63/craig-ferguson-664_california_the-rain-is-giving-much-needed-relief-to_3114436.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e63/craig-ferguson-664_california_the-rain-is-giving-much-needed-relief-to_3114436.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The rain is giving much needed relief to California's crops. By that I mean 'marijuana.'” — Craig Ferguson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she'll probably quit after a year.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Craig Ferguson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/it-s-a-great-day-for-sarah-palin-she-was-hired-as-a-commentator-for/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e8/craig-ferguson-664_commentators_it-s-a-great-day-for-sarah-palin-she-was_3021278.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e8/craig-ferguson-664_commentators_it-s-a-great-day-for-sarah-palin-she-was_3021278.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e8/craig-ferguson-664_commentators_it-s-a-great-day-for-sarah-palin-she-was_3021278.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year…” — Craig Ferguson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Craig Ferguson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/equestrian-and-sailing-are-sports-for-people-growing-up-on-the-mean/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a9/craig-ferguson-664_connecticut_equestrian-and-sailing-are-sports-for-pe_424645.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a9/craig-ferguson-664_connecticut_equestrian-and-sailing-are-sports-for-pe_424645.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a9/craig-ferguson-664_connecticut_equestrian-and-sailing-are-sports-for-pe_424645.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.” — Craig Ferguson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 6, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Former president Bill Clinton was elected on this very day in 1992. Clinton went on to leave quite a mark in the oval office... You mean the one on the sofa?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Craig Ferguson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/former-president-bill-clinton-was-elected-on-this-very-day-in-1992/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a2/craig-ferguson-664_bills_former-president-bill-clinton-was-electe_657220.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a2/craig-ferguson-664_bills_former-president-bill-clinton-was-electe_657220.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a2/craig-ferguson-664_bills_former-president-bill-clinton-was-electe_657220.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Former president Bill Clinton was elected on this very day in 1992. Clinton went on to leave quite a mark in…” — Craig Ferguson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 7, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Craig Ferguson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/hd-doesn-t-mean-anything-to-me-it-s-a-technical-thing-it-s-like/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e97/craig-ferguson-664_demographics_hd-doesn-t-mean-anything-to-me-it-s-a-te_3172967.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e97/craig-ferguson-664_demographics_hd-doesn-t-mean-anything-to-me-it-s-a-te_3172967.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e97/craig-ferguson-664_demographics_hd-doesn-t-mean-anything-to-me-it-s-a-te_3172967.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.” — Craig Ferguson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 8, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Climate change is a serious problem. We all need to do what we can. Unless that means I've got to change stuff. Then I'm not doing it.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Craig Ferguson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/climate-change-is-a-serious-problem-we-all-need-to-do-what-we-can/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/551/craig-ferguson-664_change_climate-change-is-a-serious-problem-we-a_1897583.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/551/craig-ferguson-664_change_climate-change-is-a-serious-problem-we-a_1897583.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/551/craig-ferguson-664_change_climate-change-is-a-serious-problem-we-a_1897583.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Climate change is a serious problem. We all need to do what we can. Unless that means I've got to change…” — Craig Ferguson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I don't think of myself of a late-show host any more than I think of myself of a game-show host. I mean, I've done both, I've been an actor. I'm just kind of a carny, that's it.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Craig Ferguson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-don-t-think-of-myself-of-a-late-show-host-any-more-than-i-think-of/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d8b/craig-ferguson-664_done_i-don-t-think-of-myself-of-a-late-show-h_1002015.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d8b/craig-ferguson-664_done_i-don-t-think-of-myself-of-a-late-show-h_1002015.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d8b/craig-ferguson-664_done_i-don-t-think-of-myself-of-a-late-show-h_1002015.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I don't think of myself of a late-show host any more than I think of myself of a game-show host. I mean…” — Craig Ferguson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 10, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Being the executive producer of a film is not that difficult. It just means that you have some power. There's not a huge amount of skill involved, I don't know how much I'm giving away here. I feel like that guy on Fox, giving away the magicians' tricks. It's not rocket science, being an executive producer of a film.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Craig Ferguson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/being-the-executive-producer-of-a-film-is-not-that-difficult-it-just/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/995/craig-ferguson-664_amount_being-the-executive-producer-of-a-film-i_3134170.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/995/craig-ferguson-664_amount_being-the-executive-producer-of-a-film-i_3134170.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/995/craig-ferguson-664_amount_being-the-executive-producer-of-a-film-i_3134170.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Being the executive producer of a film is not that difficult. It just means that you have some power…” — Craig Ferguson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Craig Ferguson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-do-a-show-it-comes-on-late-at-night-on-tv-and-if-that-means-i-m-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/945/craig-ferguson-664_care_i-do-a-show-it-comes-on-late-at-night-on_1228230.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/945/craig-ferguson-664_care_i-do-a-show-it-comes-on-late-at-night-on_1228230.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/945/craig-ferguson-664_care_i-do-a-show-it-comes-on-late-at-night-on_1228230.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I…” — Craig Ferguson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 12, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn't mean that at all. It means that you're afraid, but you move past that and do it anyway, do what you think is right.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Craig Ferguson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-think-sometimes-that-people-think-brave-means-not-being-afraid/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c7c/craig-ferguson-664_afraid_i-think-sometimes-that-people-think-brav_1553733.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c7c/craig-ferguson-664_afraid_i-think-sometimes-that-people-think-brav_1553733.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c7c/craig-ferguson-664_afraid_i-think-sometimes-that-people-think-brav_1553733.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn't mean that at…” — Craig Ferguson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 13, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The Universe is very, very big. It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules. Rule number one: Nothing lasts forever. Not you or your family or your house or your planet or the sun. It is an absolute rule. Therefore when someone says that their love will never die, it means that their love is not real, for everything that is real dies. Rule number two: Everything lasts forever.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Craig Ferguson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/the-universe-is-very-very-big-it-also-loves-a-paradox-for-example-it/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c5/craig-ferguson-664_bigs_the-universe-is-very-very-big-it-also-lo_1988850.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c5/craig-ferguson-664_bigs_the-universe-is-very-very-big-it-also-lo_1988850.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c5/craig-ferguson-664_bigs_the-universe-is-very-very-big-it-also-lo_1988850.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The Universe is very, very big. It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules…” — Craig Ferguson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 14, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "We do have a big kind of history in literate tradition of Vikings and we have a lot of Viking blood in Scotland, I mean especially up north wherever you go you see a plastic Viking sitting outside a shop and Viking calendars and - because they - you know they came down and stole all our chicks and then some of them didn't quite get back and ended up settling down here. So there's a lot of Viking blood in Scotland.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Craig Ferguson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/we-do-have-a-big-kind-of-history-in-literate-tradition-of-vikings-and/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e8/craig-ferguson-664_bigs_we-do-have-a-big-kind-of-history-in-lite_1910733.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e8/craig-ferguson-664_bigs_we-do-have-a-big-kind-of-history-in-lite_1910733.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e8/craig-ferguson-664_bigs_we-do-have-a-big-kind-of-history-in-lite_1910733.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“We do have a big kind of history in literate tradition of Vikings and we have a lot of Viking blood in…” — Craig Ferguson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 15, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "So far rich people have been very quiet about the possibility of getting taxes raised on them, but that doesn't mean they won't get mad about it, it just means they don't know about it. Because it takes a while for bad news to reach a rich person. First their accountant has to tell the butler, who has to tell the servant, who wouldn't dare interrupt their game of croquet.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Craig Ferguson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/so-far-rich-people-have-been-very-quiet-about-the-possibility-of/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52f/craig-ferguson-664_accountants_so-far-rich-people-have-been-very-quiet_633694.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52f/craig-ferguson-664_accountants_so-far-rich-people-have-been-very-quiet_633694.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52f/craig-ferguson-664_accountants_so-far-rich-people-have-been-very-quiet_633694.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“So far rich people have been very quiet about the possibility of getting taxes raised on them, but that…” — Craig Ferguson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mean/craig-ferguson/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mean/craig-ferguson/", "name": "Mean Quotes by Craig Ferguson", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mean/craig-ferguson/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/87c/craig-ferguson-664_arizona_happy-cinco-de-mayo-if-you-don-t-know-wh_932637.png" }, "description": "15 Mean quotes by Craig Ferguson. Plus more from Craig Ferguson and more Mean sayings from other authors.", "breadcrumb": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mean/craig-ferguson/#breadcrumb" } }, { "@type": "BreadcrumbList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mean/craig-ferguson/#breadcrumb", "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "name": "Home", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "name": "Quotes", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "name": "Topics", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "name": "Mean", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mean/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "name": "Craig Ferguson", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mean/craig-ferguson/" } ] }, { "@type": "WebSite", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "publisher": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } }, { "@type": "Organization", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "logo": { "@type": "ImageObject", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png", "width": 512, "height": 512 } } ] } ```