--- title: "13 Me Quotes By Robert Webb" description: "13 Me quotes by Robert Webb. Plus more from Robert Webb and more Me sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/950/robert-webb-7719_get_don-t-get-me-wrong-intellectual-snobbery_1786569.jpg" --- > [Don't get me wrong - intellectual snobbery is vulgar and gauche.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/don-t-get-me-wrong-intellectual-snobbery-is-vulgar-and-gauche/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/950/robert-webb-7719_get_don-t-get-me-wrong-intellectual-snobbery_1786569.jpg) > [I did 'The Frank Skinner Show,' and they gave me a little jukebox-shaped CD player, which looks nice in the kitchen.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/i-did-the-frank-skinner-show-and-they-gave-me-a-little-jukebox-shaped/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/84e/robert-webb-7719_cd_i-did-the-frank-skinner-show-and-they-ga_1866459.jpg) > [When I was 15, if Stephen Fry had advised me to trim my eyebrows with a Flymo, I would have given it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/when-i-was-15-if-stephen-fry-had-advised-me-to-trim-my-eyebrows-with/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/906/robert-webb-7719_advised_when-i-was-15-if-stephen-fry-had-advised_1732974.jpg) > [I'm knackered. I'm knackered all the time. My stupid, tiny children wake me up at 5:48 A.M. every single morning.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/i-m-knackered-i-m-knackered-all-the-time-my-stupid-tiny-children-wake/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/038/robert-webb-7719_children_i-m-knackered-i-m-knackered-all-the-time_1555832.jpg) > [I grew up in Lincolnshire, trying to get the daughters of farmers and policemen to like me. It didn't go well until…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/i-grew-up-in-lincolnshire-trying-to-get-the-daughters-of-farmers-and/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/515/robert-webb-7719_children_i-grew-up-in-lincolnshire-trying-to-get_1150814.jpg) > [Mum was an amazing parent and my best pal. The tragedy of it, really, was that she died from breast cancer just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/mum-was-an-amazing-parent-and-my-best-pal-the-tragedy-of-it-really/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/308/robert-webb-7719_adult_mum-was-an-amazing-parent-and-my-best-pa_2577414.jpg) > [When I present those clip shows and movie mistakes and things, the persona the writers adopt for me is unimpressed, superior, very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/when-i-present-those-clip-shows-and-movie-mistakes-and-things-the/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/462/robert-webb-7719_adopt_when-i-present-those-clip-shows-and-movi_3138167.jpg) > [When the Mac ad campaign was in full swing, I quickened my pace as I went past certain bus stops. My wife…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/when-the-mac-ad-campaign-was-in-full-swing-i-quickened-my-pace-as-i/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81f/robert-webb-7719_ad_when-the-mac-ad-campaign-was-in-full-swi_669667.jpg) > [It was quite an honour when 'New Woman' magazine voted me 88th sexiest man in the world. I think I was one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/it-was-quite-an-honour-when-new-woman-magazine-voted-me-88th-sexiest/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/665/robert-webb-7719_cameron_it-was-quite-an-honour-when-new-woman-ma_478608.jpg) > [I've been called funny. I assume my wife thinks I'm funny. But generally, if you bumped into me and said hello, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/i-ve-been-called-funny-i-assume-my-wife-thinks-i-m-funny-but/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0db/robert-webb-7719_assume_i-ve-been-called-funny-i-assume-my-wife_798629.jpg) > [A waiter at the hotel kept telling me that Cape Town is just like a European city, but it's not like that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/a-waiter-at-the-hotel-kept-telling-me-that-cape-town-is-just-like-a/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bff/robert-webb-7719_cape_a-waiter-at-the-hotel-kept-telling-me-th_599158.jpg) > [Car-essential is a real turn-off to me, so yeah, I just want a friendly holiday resort with a villa and a pool,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/car-essential-is-a-real-turn-off-to-me-so-yeah-i-just-want-a-friendly/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93a/robert-webb-7719_again_car-essential-is-a-real-turn-off-to-me-s_1487355.jpg) > [I had a friend at college who took being poor very personally. He started showering in the sports centre next door and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/i-had-a-friend-at-college-who-took-being-poor-very-personally-he/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b2/robert-webb-7719_any_i-had-a-friend-at-college-who-took-being_501221.jpg) ## Other authors on Me ## More by Robert Webb > [We have a family holiday once a year, usually abroad, but that's it. I feel I should have holidays for my family's sake, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/we-have-a-family-holiday-once-a-year-usually-abroad-but-that-s-it-i/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) > [He likes 'Confetti,' and he doesn't like 'Star Wars.' I think that just relieves us from the burden of ever having to take Mark…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/he-likes-confetti-and-he-doesn-t-like-star-wars-i-think-that-just/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) > [Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a thug. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/missing-out-an-apostrophe-or-two-does-not-make-you-an-idiot-but/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) > [It's odd because some actors are very scared of comedians.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/it-s-odd-because-some-actors-are-very-scared-of-comedians/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) > [I am a feminist. I don't especially care for the term, but there it is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/i-am-a-feminist-i-don-t-especially-care-for-the-term-but-there-it-is/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) > [I'd kill to be 'Doctor Who.' Maybe they could make the Doctor two people? He has got two hearts, after all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/i-d-kill-to-be-doctor-who-maybe-they-could-make-the-doctor-two-people/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) > [“And yes, women do it too – of course they do. The difference is that they haven’t been encouraged since childhood to wear a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/and-yes-women-do-it-too-of-course-they-do-the-difference-is-that-they/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) > [Where you have 20 people who all share roughly the same educational and life experiences, they're going to come up with the same solutions…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/where-you-have-20-people-who-all-share-roughly-the-same-educational/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) > [I don't care where you went to school. There - have I made your day? No? All right, I'll go further: I also don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/i-don-t-care-where-you-went-to-school-there-have-i-made-your-day-no/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) > [My parents' marriage was already shaky when I came along. They split up when I was five, and I didn't see Dad all that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/my-parents-marriage-was-already-shaky-when-i-came-along-they-split-up/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) > [It was quite an honour when 'New Woman' magazine voted me 88th sexiest man in the world. I think I was one in front…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/it-was-quite-an-honour-when-new-woman-magazine-voted-me-88th-sexiest/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) > [I had a friend at college who took being poor very personally. He started showering in the sports centre next door and said he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/i-had-a-friend-at-college-who-took-being-poor-very-personally-he/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) > [Like most men, I can't say I am thrilled my hair's falling out, but then, if I really cared, I suppose I would wear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/like-most-men-i-can-t-say-i-am-thrilled-my-hair-s-falling-out-but/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) > [Ukippers are the kinds of fools who haven't noticed they're sleep-walking towards fascism. Many UKIP candidates are of the age when their parents fought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/ukippers-are-the-kinds-of-fools-who-haven-t-noticed-they-re-sleep/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) > [“The great thing about refusing to feel feelings is that, once you’ve denied them, you don’t have to take responsibility for them. Your feelings…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/the-great-thing-about-refusing-to-feel-feelings-is-that-once-you-ve/) [Robert Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-webb/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/me/robert-webb/#itemlist", "name": "13 Me Quotes By Robert Webb", "numberOfItems": 13, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Don't get me wrong - intellectual snobbery is vulgar and gauche.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Robert Webb" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/don-t-get-me-wrong-intellectual-snobbery-is-vulgar-and-gauche/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/950/robert-webb-7719_get_don-t-get-me-wrong-intellectual-snobbery_1786569.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/950/robert-webb-7719_get_don-t-get-me-wrong-intellectual-snobbery_1786569.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/950/robert-webb-7719_get_don-t-get-me-wrong-intellectual-snobbery_1786569.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Don't get me wrong - intellectual snobbery is vulgar and gauche.” — Robert Webb", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I did 'The Frank Skinner Show,' and they gave me a little jukebox-shaped CD player, which looks nice in the kitchen.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Robert Webb" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/i-did-the-frank-skinner-show-and-they-gave-me-a-little-jukebox-shaped/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/84e/robert-webb-7719_cd_i-did-the-frank-skinner-show-and-they-ga_1866459.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/84e/robert-webb-7719_cd_i-did-the-frank-skinner-show-and-they-ga_1866459.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/84e/robert-webb-7719_cd_i-did-the-frank-skinner-show-and-they-ga_1866459.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I did 'The Frank Skinner Show,' and they gave me a little jukebox-shaped CD player, which looks nice in the…” — Robert Webb", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "When I was 15, if Stephen Fry had advised me to trim my eyebrows with a Flymo, I would have given it serious consideration.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Robert Webb" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-webb/when-i-was-15-if-stephen-fry-had-advised-me-to-trim-my-eyebrows-with/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/906/robert-webb-7719_advised_when-i-was-15-if-stephen-fry-had-advised_1732974.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/906/robert-webb-7719_advised_when-i-was-15-if-stephen-fry-had-advised_1732974.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/906/robert-webb-7719_advised_when-i-was-15-if-stephen-fry-had-advised_1732974.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“When I was 15, if Stephen Fry had advised me to trim my eyebrows with a Flymo, I would have given it serious…” — Robert Webb", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm knackered. 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