--- title: "15 Me Quotes By Miranda Hart" description: "15 Me quotes by Miranda Hart. Plus more from Miranda Hart and more Me sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4cc/miranda-hart-3735_bit_i-d-like-someone-tall-dark-and-nice-inde_2414605.png" --- > [I'd like someone tall, dark and nice. Independent and confident. Not a macho man. Perhaps a little bit girly, in a way.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/i-d-like-someone-tall-dark-and-nice-independent-and-confident-not-a/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4cc/miranda-hart-3735_bit_i-d-like-someone-tall-dark-and-nice-inde_2414605.png) > [Marriage was never a dream or an ambition for me. I thank my real mother for the fact that - unlike my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/marriage-was-never-a-dream-or-an-ambition-for-me-i-thank-my-real/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/914/miranda-hart-3735_ambition_marriage-was-never-a-dream-or-an-ambitio_583029.jpg) > [I am pleased to say that as I get older, I get less and less like the sitcom 'Miranda.' She is really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/i-am-pleased-to-say-that-as-i-get-older-i-get-less-and-less-like-the/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f79/miranda-hart-3735_am_i-am-pleased-to-say-that-as-i-get-older_1027269.png) > [My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/my-mum-said-to-me-once-years-ago-which-really-spurred-me-on-you-re/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/669/miranda-hart-3735_funniest_my-mum-said-to-me-once-years-ago-which-r_1995744.png) > [Being tall is very good for reaching high shelves and seeing in a crowd. Sadly, it has also given me the inability…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/being-tall-is-very-good-for-reaching-high-shelves-and-seeing-in-a/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/968/miranda-hart-3735_also_being-tall-is-very-good-for-reaching-hig_2500539.png) > [People come up to me and say, 'Can I just thank you for writing my life?' And I reply, 'I'm glad someone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/people-come-up-to-me-and-say-can-i-just-thank-you-for-writing-my-life/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f1c/miranda-hart-3735_am_people-come-up-to-me-and-say-can-i-just_704551.png) > [I've always felt a bit of an outsider. It used to worry me that, in terms of TV, I did not look…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/i-ve-always-felt-a-bit-of-an-outsider-it-used-to-worry-me-that-in/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/778/miranda-hart-3735_always_i-ve-always-felt-a-bit-of-an-outsider-it_2178443.jpg) > [Being tall when I was youngerl I was always a bit awkward. As a teenager, I was very, very thin, so I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/being-tall-when-i-was-youngerl-i-was-always-a-bit-awkward-as-a/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f19/miranda-hart-3735_always_being-tall-when-i-was-youngerl-i-was-alw_2918591.jpg) > [Because I have a dog, it's easier to work at home: I sit in a horrible weird 'Mastermind'-style chair and bask in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/because-i-have-a-dog-it-s-easier-to-work-at-home-i-sit-in-a-horrible/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b0/miranda-hart-3735_apart_because-i-have-a-dog-it-s-easier-to-work_509349.png) > [It's a vicious circle. If you feel hideous, you convey it to people. A couple of male friends from university have said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/it-s-a-vicious-circle-if-you-feel-hideous-you-convey-it-to-people-a/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f64/miranda-hart-3735_also_it-s-a-vicious-circle-if-you-feel-hideou_3030871.jpg) > [I think there are different kinds of comedians, and I prefer the clowns who are going: 'I'm an idiot, aren't we all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/i-think-there-are-different-kinds-of-comedians-and-i-prefer-the/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/286/miranda-hart-3735_bag_i-think-there-are-different-kinds-of-com_2633306.png) > [I absolutely don't write for women - far, far from it. It's so not what I want to do. Some of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/i-absolutely-don-t-write-for-women-far-far-from-it-it-s-so-not-what-i/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/781/miranda-hart-3735_absolutely_i-absolutely-don-t-write-for-women-far-f_627246.png) > [I suppose you want me to say I'm at parties all the time and am secretly going out with Tom Cruise, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/i-suppose-you-want-me-to-say-i-m-at-parties-all-the-time-and-am/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/86b/miranda-hart-3735_afraid_i-suppose-you-want-me-to-say-i-m-at-part_361666.png) > [I spent my childhood clad in 1970s hand-me-downs, primarily from male cousins, which mainly consisted of a selection of beige, brown and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/i-spent-my-childhood-clad-in-1970s-hand-me-downs-primarily-from-male/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e71/miranda-hart-3735_between_i-spent-my-childhood-clad-in-1970s-hand_1576210.png) > [I do feel that there is a little confusion in people's minds between the real me and sitcom Miranda. I am pleased…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/i-do-feel-that-there-is-a-little-confusion-in-people-s-minds-between/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d33/miranda-hart-3735_actually_i-do-feel-that-there-is-a-little-confusi_2520169.jpg) ## Other authors on Me ## More by Miranda Hart > [People are obviously going to mention what I look like, but it's a shame it has to be a key part. I can't just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/people-are-obviously-going-to-mention-what-i-look-like-but-it-s-a/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) > [I have always thought of comedy as an important job and medium, and so I put pressure on myself to do the best I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/i-have-always-thought-of-comedy-as-an-important-job-and-medium-and-so/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) > [I did things like get in a cupboard before the teacher came in at the beginning of a lesson, and then, two minutes before…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/i-did-things-like-get-in-a-cupboard-before-the-teacher-came-in-at-the/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) > [“I was deeply moved by this, moved by how tremendous it felt to be so simply trusted, and I found myself thinking about the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/i-was-deeply-moved-by-this-moved-by-how-tremendous-it-felt-to-be-so/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) > [“I knew i would step back into having a faith at the centre of my life. I couldn't be bothered to question any more.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/i-knew-i-would-step-back-into-having-a-faith-at-the-centre-of-my-life/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) > [There are some professions that culturally and sociologically take a long time to change, and because of that, there's still sexism in comedy audiences.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/there-are-some-professions-that-culturally-and-sociologically-take-a/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) > [We all have our worries about our bodies and our looks. We just need to make the best of our lovely, wonky selves. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/we-all-have-our-worries-about-our-bodies-and-our-looks-we-just-need/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) > [I do love to cry. I'll cry at the drop of a hat. I'll cry at your basic television programme, let alone a weepie.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/i-do-love-to-cry-i-ll-cry-at-the-drop-of-a-hat-i-ll-cry-at-your-basic/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) > [“Time for an exercise, which I shall call 'Say It Out Loud With Miranda'. Please take a moment to sit back, breathe and intone:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/time-for-an-exercise-which-i-shall-call-say-it-out-loud-with-miranda/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) > [“A PICNIC IS NOT AN ADVENTURE! Excuse me, but at thirty-eight and over six foot, trying to sit cross-legged on the ground to eat…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/a-picnic-is-not-an-adventure-excuse-me-but-at-thirty-eight-and-over/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) > [“The only acceptable hobby, throughout all stages of life, is cookery. As a child: adorable baked items. Twenties: much appreciated spag bol and fry-ups.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/the-only-acceptable-hobby-throughout-all-stages-of-life-is-cookery-as/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) > [My whole family is obsessed by brandy butter. And bread sauce. Then, of course, there will be a lot of wind in the afternoon!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/my-whole-family-is-obsessed-by-brandy-butter-and-bread-sauce-then-of/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) > [There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/there-are-some-wonderful-aspects-to-christmas-it-s-magical-and-each/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) > [I suppose you want me to say I'm at parties all the time and am secretly going out with Tom Cruise, but I am…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/i-suppose-you-want-me-to-say-i-m-at-parties-all-the-time-and-am/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) > [“Personally, I think on leaving school we aren't prepared to deal with the seriousness the work place presents. Indeed, the formality of the real…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/personally-i-think-on-leaving-school-we-aren-t-prepared-to-deal-with/) [Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/me/miranda-hart/#itemlist", "name": "15 Me Quotes By Miranda Hart", "numberOfItems": 15, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'd like someone tall, dark and nice. Independent and confident. Not a macho man. Perhaps a little bit girly, in a way. 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