--- title: "20 Me Quotes By Bill Hader" description: "20 Me quotes by Bill Hader. Plus more from Bill Hader and more Me sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a6c/bill-hader-2662_fred_fred-willard-still-makes-me-laugh-296898_296898.jpg" --- > [Fred Willard still makes me laugh.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/fred-willard-still-makes-me-laugh/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a6c/bill-hader-2662_fred_fred-willard-still-makes-me-laugh-296898_296898.jpg) > [Fred Armisen does a pretty good me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/fred-armisen-does-a-pretty-good-me/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb2/bill-hader-2662_does_fred-armisen-does-a-pretty-good-me-66654_66654.jpg) > [I love comedy, but it's dramas that stick with me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-love-comedy-but-it-s-dramas-that-stick-with-me/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/116/bill-hader-2662_comedy_i-love-comedy-but-it-s-dramas-that-stick_1555170.jpg) > [Jon Ronson makes me laugh. I've read all of his books.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/jon-ronson-makes-me-laugh-i-ve-read-all-of-his-books/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed7/bill-hader-2662_books_jon-ronson-makes-me-laugh-i-ve-read-all_1455643.jpg) > [David Sedaris is so good that it makes me mad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/david-sedaris-is-so-good-that-it-makes-me-mad/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/936/bill-hader-2662_david_david-sedaris-is-so-good-that-it-makes-m_1367846.jpg) > [Top Ten lists make me insane. I just know they're going to change daily.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/top-ten-lists-make-me-insane-i-just-know-they-re-going-to-change-daily/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b1b/bill-hader-2662_change_top-ten-lists-make-me-insane-i-just-know_1984131.jpg) > ['The State' was a huge thing for me. I watched that and 'SNL' together when I was 15, 16.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/the-state-was-a-huge-thing-for-me-i-watched-that-and-snl-together/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f4/bill-hader-2662_huge_the-state-was-a-huge-thing-for-me-i-watc_364070.jpg) > [Going to any loud place is terrible for me. I'm bad at loud restaurants.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/going-to-any-loud-place-is-terrible-for-me-i-m-bad-at-loud-restaurants/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82b/bill-hader-2662_any_going-to-any-loud-place-is-terrible-for_2392208.jpg) > [I was always self-conscious about the fact that I didn't have as much comedy experience as other people at 'SNL,' and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-was-always-self-conscious-about-the-fact-that-i-didn-t-have-as-much/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b01/bill-hader-2662_about_i-was-always-self-conscious-about-the-fa_2080399.jpg) > [People ask me, 'Did you always want to be on SNL?' No, actually, it never crossed my mind. It didn't even seem…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/people-ask-me-did-you-always-want-to-be-on-snl-no-actually-it-never/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/710/bill-hader-2662_actually_people-ask-me-did-you-always-want-to-be_320833.jpg) > [I kind of romanticized what it was like to be a writer and director when I was in my early twenties. Working…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-kind-of-romanticized-what-it-was-like-to-be-a-writer-and-director/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e2b/bill-hader-2662_assistant_i-kind-of-romanticized-what-it-was-like_1434363.jpg) > [It doesn't occur to me that I don't drive a cool car until I hang out with Jon Hamm, who picks me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/it-doesn-t-occur-to-me-that-i-don-t-drive-a-cool-car-until-i-hang-out/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e1f/bill-hader-2662_car_it-doesn-t-occur-to-me-that-i-don-t-driv_675753.jpg) > [To be totally honest? I don't know if I'll keep doing more impressions. People told me I had a facility for it,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/to-be-totally-honest-i-don-t-know-if-i-ll-keep-doing-more-impressions/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aac/bill-hader-2662_cast_to-be-totally-honest-i-don-t-know-if-i-l_2761305.jpg) > [It is funny that people always assume you have a bigger part in a movie than you actually do. I remember a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/it-is-funny-that-people-always-assume-you-have-a-bigger-part-in-a/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/197/bill-hader-2662_actually_it-is-funny-that-people-always-assume-yo_2466200.jpg) > [My wife and I were on our honeymoon in Turks and Caicos, in the middle of nowhere, and I'm sitting on this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/my-wife-and-i-were-on-our-honeymoon-in-turks-and-caicos-in-the-middle/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dbd/bill-hader-2662_along_my-wife-and-i-were-on-our-honeymoon-in-t_1326603.jpg) > [If I get a chance to write a comic book or do a voice in an Adult Swim show, I do it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/if-i-get-a-chance-to-write-a-comic-book-or-do-a-voice-in-an-adult/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a40/bill-hader-2662_adult_if-i-get-a-chance-to-write-a-comic-book_1427717.jpg) > [I worked at a movie theater in Tempe, Arizona, when I went to community college there. And I got fired because a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-worked-at-a-movie-theater-in-tempe-arizona-when-i-went-to-community/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e4/bill-hader-2662_arizona_i-worked-at-a-movie-theater-in-tempe-ari_2012343.jpg) > [I'm never going to say, 'Well, I'm never going to do comedy again.' I love comedies, and it's what people know me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-m-never-going-to-say-well-i-m-never-going-to-do-comedy-again-i-love/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/724/bill-hader-2662_about_i-m-never-going-to-say-well-i-m-never-go_692612.jpg) > [When I met Judd Apatow, he told me I should start writing screenplays. They'd be really bad at first, but the more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/when-i-met-judd-apatow-he-told-me-i-should-start-writing-screenplays/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1a/bill-hader-2662_bad_when-i-met-judd-apatow-he-told-me-i-shou_655296.jpg) > [Voices are a good way to get in and out of things. James Carville constantly calls my wife to say I'll be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/voices-are-a-good-way-to-get-in-and-out-of-things-james-carville/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/95f/bill-hader-2662_al_voices-are-a-good-way-to-get-in-and-out_554651.jpg) ## Other authors on Me ## More by Bill Hader > [The first time I met James Franco, he was dressed like James Dean. He was James Dean, literally, filming a biopic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/the-first-time-i-met-james-franco-he-was-dressed-like-james-dean-he/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [Let's face it: I look pretty out of shape.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/let-s-face-it-i-look-pretty-out-of-shape/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [In the U.S., it's like, you start with a great script, and then on set - not everybody, but definitely in the Apatow group…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/in-the-u-s-it-s-like-you-start-with-a-great-script-and-then-on-set/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [Fred Armisen does a pretty good me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/fred-armisen-does-a-pretty-good-me/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [I took Second City out of desperation, and that's what ended up working out. It shows that you should be doing a lot of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-took-second-city-out-of-desperation-and-that-s-what-ended-up/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [When you're at your absolute, most exhausted... That's when you have to be at the top of your game.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/when-you-re-at-your-absolute-most-exhausted-that-s-when-you-have-to/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [The idea of a Chicago band that wanted to sing songs about California is really funny. Having never been to California.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/the-idea-of-a-chicago-band-that-wanted-to-sing-songs-about-california/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [No one knows anything. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to do things that people think are stupid. You can't sit there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/no-one-knows-anything-you-re-going-to-make-mistakes-and-you-re-going/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [George Saunders is a complete genius.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/george-saunders-is-a-complete-genius/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [I think that's the thing I learned at 'Saturday Night Live' - any time I would try and strategize, I would always, always fall…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-think-that-s-the-thing-i-learned-at-saturday-night-live-any-time-i/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [You learn quickly at 'SNL' you get in trouble if you compare yourself to other people, where they're at, or what other people had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/you-learn-quickly-at-snl-you-get-in-trouble-if-you-compare-yourself/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [Turns out typecasting is a real thing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/turns-out-typecasting-is-a-real-thing/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [You can be the lead in a movie just for the sake of being a lead in a movie, or you can just be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/you-can-be-the-lead-in-a-movie-just-for-the-sake-of-being-a-lead-in-a/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [I learned a lot just watching people perform.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-learned-a-lot-just-watching-people-perform/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) > [Fred Willard still makes me laugh.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/fred-willard-still-makes-me-laugh/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/me/bill-hader/#itemlist", "name": "20 Me Quotes By Bill Hader", "numberOfItems": 20, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Fred Willard still makes me laugh.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Hader" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/fred-willard-still-makes-me-laugh/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a6c/bill-hader-2662_fred_fred-willard-still-makes-me-laugh-296898_296898.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a6c/bill-hader-2662_fred_fred-willard-still-makes-me-laugh-296898_296898.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a6c/bill-hader-2662_fred_fred-willard-still-makes-me-laugh-296898_296898.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Fred Willard still makes me laugh.” — Bill Hader", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Fred Armisen does a pretty good me.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Hader" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/fred-armisen-does-a-pretty-good-me/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb2/bill-hader-2662_does_fred-armisen-does-a-pretty-good-me-66654_66654.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb2/bill-hader-2662_does_fred-armisen-does-a-pretty-good-me-66654_66654.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb2/bill-hader-2662_does_fred-armisen-does-a-pretty-good-me-66654_66654.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Fred Armisen does a pretty good me.” — Bill Hader", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I love comedy, but it's dramas that stick with me.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Hader" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-love-comedy-but-it-s-dramas-that-stick-with-me/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/116/bill-hader-2662_comedy_i-love-comedy-but-it-s-dramas-that-stick_1555170.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/116/bill-hader-2662_comedy_i-love-comedy-but-it-s-dramas-that-stick_1555170.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/116/bill-hader-2662_comedy_i-love-comedy-but-it-s-dramas-that-stick_1555170.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I love comedy, but it's dramas that stick with me.” — Bill Hader", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Jon Ronson makes me laugh. 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