--- title: "12 Me Quotes By Adam DeVine" description: "12 Me quotes by Adam DeVine. Plus more from Adam DeVine and more Me sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e4/adam-devine-13045_average_when-telemarketers-call-me-now-i-won-t-g_2178537.jpg" --- > [When telemarketers call me now, I won't get the blow-horn. I'm more polite than the average person.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/when-telemarketers-call-me-now-i-won-t-get-the-blow-horn-i-m-more/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e4/adam-devine-13045_average_when-telemarketers-call-me-now-i-won-t-g_2178537.jpg) > [I'm not a good rapper. For whatever reason, my brain does not work that way. I just do the beginning, like, 'Yeah,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/i-m-not-a-good-rapper-for-whatever-reason-my-brain-does-not-work-that/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b34/adam-devine-13045_beginning_i-m-not-a-good-rapper-for-whatever-reaso_2969670.jpg) > [I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian, even as a kid. Me and my dad would watch 'Evening at the Improv'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/i-always-wanted-to-be-a-stand-up-comedian-even-as-a-kid-me-and-my-dad/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/687/adam-devine-13045_always_i-always-wanted-to-be-a-stand-up-comedia_2064314.jpg) > [Some celebrities like to get behind water conservation or helping the homeless get back on their feet. Me? Body grooming control: that's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/some-celebrities-like-to-get-behind-water-conservation-or-helping-the/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/992/adam-devine-13045_back_some-celebrities-like-to-get-behind-wate_1226382.jpg) > [I don't want any competition; I've finally made it! I don't want any young bucks knocking me off and taking my job,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/i-don-t-want-any-competition-i-ve-finally-made-it-i-don-t-want-any/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ac/adam-devine-13045_any_i-don-t-want-any-competition-i-ve-finall_1619137.jpg) > [I tend to have a lot of jokes about ex-girlfriends. They always ask me if they will be the subject of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/i-tend-to-have-a-lot-of-jokes-about-ex-girlfriends-they-always-ask-me/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2b/adam-devine-13045_about_i-tend-to-have-a-lot-of-jokes-about-ex-g_3187076.jpg) > [My favorite sequels are basically all Mike Myers films - 'Wayne's World 2,' 'Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me,' 'Shrek 2.'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/my-favorite-sequels-are-basically-all-mike-myers-films-wayne-s-world/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e8/adam-devine-13045_anything_my-favorite-sequels-are-basically-all-mi_2074247.jpg) > [What happened to me is I gained a little weight so I could be more accessible to people. They're not like, 'Oh…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/what-happened-to-me-is-i-gained-a-little-weight-so-i-could-be-more/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24c/adam-devine-13045_accessible_what-happened-to-me-is-i-gained-a-little_2861182.jpg) > [Be yourself. I had this three-week period where I wore this straw fedora. I thought it was what chicks wanted. And then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/be-yourself-i-had-this-three-week-period-where-i-wore-this-straw/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/27b/adam-devine-13045_be-yourself_be-yourself-i-had-this-three-week-period_222310.jpg) > [There's not one thing that inspires me the most. Me and my friends joke around with each other and hang out so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/there-s-not-one-thing-that-inspires-me-the-most-me-and-my-friends/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/acb/adam-devine-13045_around_there-s-not-one-thing-that-inspires-me-t_2096138.jpg) > [When I was 15, I worked as a bag boy in a grocery store. I also needed to walk old ladies to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/when-i-was-15-i-worked-as-a-bag-boy-in-a-grocery-store-i-also-needed/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c6e/adam-devine-13045_also_when-i-was-15-i-worked-as-a-bag-boy-in-a_1479735.jpg) > [When I was a teenager, I was an umpire for a competitive league for 8- to 9-year-olds. I was really bad at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/when-i-was-a-teenager-i-was-an-umpire-for-a-competitive-league-for-8/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b12/adam-devine-13045_athletes_when-i-was-a-teenager-i-was-an-umpire-fo_3134249.jpg) ## Other authors on Me ## More by Adam DeVine > [I like Louis C.K., Chris Rock. Old schools like Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/i-like-louis-c-k-chris-rock-old-schools-like-richard-pryor-and-eddie/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) > [I sang the National Anthem at Dodger Stadium - at a baseball game - which was crazy; there was, like, 60,000 people there, which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/i-sang-the-national-anthem-at-dodger-stadium-at-a-baseball-game-which/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) > [Even as a kid, I was a businessman. I figured out that if you plucked all the berries off my neighbor's tree and smashed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/even-as-a-kid-i-was-a-businessman-i-figured-out-that-if-you-plucked/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) > [As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they're the funniest. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/as-far-as-stand-ups-go-i-always-loved-richard-pryor-chris-rock-and/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) > [A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/a-funny-thing-is-that-you-can-t-search-me-on-twitter-because-adam/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) > [I don't really write jokes down. I tend to have a premise that I work out and test on stage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/i-don-t-really-write-jokes-down-i-tend-to-have-a-premise-that-i-work/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) > [I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/i-still-haven-t-found-the-humor-in-getting-hit-by-a-cement-truck-my/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) > [The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mother's advice about honesty being…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/the-thing-that-i-think-a-lot-of-guys-need-to-know-how-to-do-is-not/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) > [Be yourself. I had this three-week period where I wore this straw fedora. I thought it was what chicks wanted. And then it dawned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/be-yourself-i-had-this-three-week-period-where-i-wore-this-straw/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) > [If you like standup and decide that it's overtaking your life and want to hate it, watch 1,000 standup comedians who are trying to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/if-you-like-standup-and-decide-that-it-s-overtaking-your-life-and/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) > [That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/that-s-another-piece-of-advice-don-t-go-to-college-follow-your-dreams/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) > [I like the guys who wrote their own stuff and were able to perform it, like Seth Rogen. He popped off so young. When…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/i-like-the-guys-who-wrote-their-own-stuff-and-were-able-to-perform-it/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) > [I always wanted to be a comedic actor - that's what I wanted from the job - to do comedy and to create my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/i-always-wanted-to-be-a-comedic-actor-that-s-what-i-wanted-from-the/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) > [In a perfect world, I would like to do as many seasons of 'Workaholics' as possible, as long as people still like the show…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/in-a-perfect-world-i-would-like-to-do-as-many-seasons-of-workaholics/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) > [People want to be friends with someone who likes to have a good time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/people-want-to-be-friends-with-someone-who-likes-to-have-a-good-time/) [Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-devine/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/me/adam-devine/#itemlist", "name": "12 Me Quotes By Adam DeVine", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "When telemarketers call me now, I won't get the blow-horn. 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They're not like, 'Oh my God, he's, like, a male model comedian; yuck, ugh.' It's like, 'Oh, he's a little squishy; He's like me. He's accessible.' And girls are like, 'Look how cuddly he is. I just want to cuddle up in his neck fat and go to sleep.'", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Adam DeVine" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/what-happened-to-me-is-i-gained-a-little-weight-so-i-could-be-more/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24c/adam-devine-13045_accessible_what-happened-to-me-is-i-gained-a-little_2861182.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24c/adam-devine-13045_accessible_what-happened-to-me-is-i-gained-a-little_2861182.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24c/adam-devine-13045_accessible_what-happened-to-me-is-i-gained-a-little_2861182.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“What happened to me is I gained a little weight so I could be more accessible to people. 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So be yourself.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Adam DeVine" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-devine/be-yourself-i-had-this-three-week-period-where-i-wore-this-straw/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/27b/adam-devine-13045_be-yourself_be-yourself-i-had-this-three-week-period_222310.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/27b/adam-devine-13045_be-yourself_be-yourself-i-had-this-three-week-period_222310.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/27b/adam-devine-13045_be-yourself_be-yourself-i-had-this-three-week-period_222310.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Be yourself. I had this three-week period where I wore this straw fedora. 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