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title: "2 Maybe Teeth Quotes by 2 authors"
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> [Maybe it's the hair. Maybe it's the teeth. Maybe it's the intellect. No, it's the hair.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-shales/maybe-it-s-the-hair-maybe-it-s-the-teeth-maybe-it-s-the-intellect-no/)

[Tom Shales](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-shales/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e34/tom-shales-12468_hair_maybe-it-s-the-hair-maybe-it-s-the-teeth_83646.png)

> [“The empires collapsed to rubble. Skyscrapers dragged down to the ground. It was chaos. I could smell the end. It smells of tequila, cannabis, and strawberry shampoo. It's so cold so cold so cold. But I'm not shivering from cold.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moonshine-noire/the-empires-collapsed-to-rubble-skyscrapers-dragged-down-to-the/)

[Moonshine Noire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moonshine-noire/)

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