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> [“I still say Kellyanne could do with some real-live mates," went on my dad, as if he was talking to someone inside his beer. Mum had stomped off into the kitchen. "Maybe they are real!" she shouted back at him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-rice/i-still-say-kellyanne-could-do-with-some-real-live-mates-went-on-my/)

Ben Rice

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## More by Ben Rice

> [“Kellyanne opened the car door and crawled into my bedroom. Her face was puffy and pale and fuzzed-over. She just came in and said:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-rice/kellyanne-opened-the-car-door-and-crawled-into-my-bedroom-her-face/)

Ben Rice

> [“And at other times when Kellyanne held out Pobby and Dingan were real I would just sit there saying, "Are not. Are not. Are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-rice/and-at-other-times-when-kellyanne-held-out-pobby-and-dingan-were-real/)

Ben Rice

> [“I still say Kellyanne could do with some real-live mates," went on my dad, as if he was talking to someone inside his beer.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-rice/i-still-say-kellyanne-could-do-with-some-real-live-mates-went-on-my/)

Ben Rice

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