--- title: "1 Maybe Means Quotes By Rachel Green" description: "1 Maybe Means quotes by Rachel Green. Plus more from Rachel Green and more Maybe Means sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/25c/rachel-green-13146_means_maybe-it-means-tell-monica-i-m-sorry-i-d_2836267.jpg" --- > [Maybe it means 'Tell Monica I'm sorry I drank that kast of the milk' or maybe 'Tell Monica I'm sorry I used your tweezers to pluck my nose hair.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-green/maybe-it-means-tell-monica-i-m-sorry-i-drank-that-kast-of-the-milk-or/) [Rachel Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-green/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/25c/rachel-green-13146_means_maybe-it-means-tell-monica-i-m-sorry-i-d_2836267.jpg) ## More by Rachel Green > [How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-green/how-do-you-expect-me-to-grow-if-you-won-t-let-me-blow/) [Rachel Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-green/) > [So what am I supposed to do, run him under some hot water and bang his head against a table?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-green/so-what-am-i-supposed-to-do-run-him-under-some-hot-water-and-bang-his/) [Rachel Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-green/) > [It's like all my life everybody keeps telling that I'm a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe! But what if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-green/it-s-like-all-my-life-everybody-keeps-telling-that-i-m-a-shoe-you-re/) [Rachel Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-green/) > [Emma, this is your first Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? Mommy's boobies?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-green/emma-this-is-your-first-thanksgiving-what-are-you-thankful-for-mommy/) [Rachel Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-green/) > [I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-green/i-m-funny-ben-but-i-m-not-stupid/) [Rachel Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-green/) > [Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Michelle Pfeffer,Elizabeth Hurley, Dorothy Hamel? Honey you do know, she only spins like that on ice.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-green/uma-thurman-winona-ryder-michelle-pfeffer-elizabeth-hurley-dorothy/) [Rachel Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-green/) > [You know, Ben, when you were younger, you and I used to hang out all the time. I was your daddy's girlfriend.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-green/you-know-ben-when-you-were-younger-you-and-i-used-to-hang-out-all-the/) [Rachel Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-green/) > [You are so in style right now. You know, I work at Ralph Lauren and this season we have this whole equestrian thing going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-green/you-are-so-in-style-right-now-you-know-i-work-at-ralph-lauren-and/) [Rachel Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-green/) > [Clearly, you don't want people to see it. Now I don't want people to see it either, but you so badly don't want people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-green/clearly-you-don-t-want-people-to-see-it-now-i-don-t-want-people-to/) [Rachel Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-green/) > [Nodded off? Ross, you were snoring! My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit rocks!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-green/nodded-off-ross-you-were-snoring-my-father-s-boat-didn-t-make-that/) [Rachel Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-green/) > [Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-green/aaahh-oh-my-god-oh-my-god-oh-my-god-oh-my-god-oh-my-god-oh-my-god-oh/) [Rachel Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-green/) > [I can't believe Chip dumped me for that slut, Nancy Branson. You know, I'm taking him back. I don't care how much he begs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-green/i-can-t-believe-chip-dumped-me-for-that-slut-nancy-branson-you-know-i/) [Rachel Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-green/) > [Ah yeah. Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, not the same thing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-green/ah-yeah-well-unless-you-pushed-a-desk-out-of-your-vagina-not-the-same/) [Rachel Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-green/) > [You know what I figure, If I can do laundry, there's nothing I can't do](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-green/you-know-what-i-figure-if-i-can-do-laundry-there-s-nothing-i-can-t-do/) [Rachel Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-green/) > [Vanilla? I'm not vanilla. I've done lots of crazy things. I mean I got drunk and married in Vegas.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-green/vanilla-i-m-not-vanilla-i-ve-done-lots-of-crazy-things-i-mean-i-got/) [Rachel Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-green/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/maybe-means/rachel-green/#itemlist", "name": "1 Maybe Means Quotes By Rachel Green", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Maybe it means 'Tell Monica I'm sorry I drank that kast of the milk' or maybe 'Tell Monica I'm sorry I used your tweezers to pluck my nose hair.'", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Green" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-green/maybe-it-means-tell-monica-i-m-sorry-i-drank-that-kast-of-the-milk-or/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/25c/rachel-green-13146_means_maybe-it-means-tell-monica-i-m-sorry-i-d_2836267.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/25c/rachel-green-13146_means_maybe-it-means-tell-monica-i-m-sorry-i-d_2836267.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/25c/rachel-green-13146_means_maybe-it-means-tell-monica-i-m-sorry-i-d_2836267.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Maybe it means 'Tell Monica I'm sorry I drank that kast of the milk' or maybe 'Tell Monica I'm sorry I used…” — Rachel Green", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/maybe-means/rachel-green/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/maybe-means/rachel-green/", "name": "Maybe Means Quotes by Rachel Green", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/maybe-means/rachel-green/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/25c/rachel-green-13146_means_maybe-it-means-tell-monica-i-m-sorry-i-d_2836267.jpg" }, "description": "1 Maybe Means quotes by Rachel Green. 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