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> [“If that’s the case, then maybe you should be looking at people who wanted him dead, not people who needed him to scoop up monkey poo.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-parke/if-that-s-the-case-then-maybe-you-should-be-looking-at-people-who/)

[Graham Parke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-parke/)

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## More by Graham Parke

> [“Reputable companies don’t get their test subjects through ads in gaming magazines,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-parke/reputable-companies-don-t-get-their-test-subjects-through-ads-in/)

[Graham Parke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-parke/)

> [“Joseph Miller had allowed the Universe to reduce him to being someone’s Tuesday afternoon monkey-poop scooper.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-parke/joseph-miller-had-allowed-the-universe-to-reduce-him-to-being-someone/)

[Graham Parke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-parke/)

> [“So, this guy entered my store, browsed my crap in his suit, sandals, and stickered sombrero, and completely broke my concentration.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-parke/so-this-guy-entered-my-store-browsed-my-crap-in-his-suit-sandals-and/)

[Graham Parke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-parke/)

> [“His gums stopped bleeding and his skin cleared up.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-parke/his-gums-stopped-bleeding-and-his-skin-cleared-up/)

[Graham Parke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-parke/)

> [“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-parke/i-m-looking-into-my-past-lives-i-m-convinced-some-of-them-still-owe/)

[Graham Parke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-parke/)

> [“You’re stuck with yourself for the rest of your life, and now you know, beyond a doubt, that you’re an asshole.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-parke/you-re-stuck-with-yourself-for-the-rest-of-your-life-and-now-you-know/)

[Graham Parke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-parke/)

> [“why hadn’t all these women tried to jump me?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-parke/why-hadn-t-all-these-women-tried-to-jump-me/)

[Graham Parke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-parke/)

> [“what Warren was playing seemed to be a mixture of craps and table tennis.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-parke/what-warren-was-playing-seemed-to-be-a-mixture-of-craps-and-table/)

[Graham Parke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-parke/)

> [“I’d urge you to stay away from any and all martial arts practitioners for the time being.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-parke/i-d-urge-you-to-stay-away-from-any-and-all-martial-arts-practitioners/)

[Graham Parke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-parke/)

> [“have you seen Driving Miss Daisy, The Last Stand?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-parke/have-you-seen-driving-miss-daisy-the-last-stand/)

[Graham Parke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-parke/)

> [“If that’s the case, then maybe you should be looking at people who wanted him dead, not people who needed him to scoop up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-parke/if-that-s-the-case-then-maybe-you-should-be-looking-at-people-who/)

[Graham Parke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-parke/)

> [“Just before I look under my bed, I always get a little cold feeling, as if part of me expects to find something staring…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-parke/just-before-i-look-under-my-bed-i-always-get-a-little-cold-feeling-as/)

[Graham Parke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-parke/)

> [“Didn’t fall asleep. Spent the better part of the night listening to Warren drill holes in my floor.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-parke/didn-t-fall-asleep-spent-the-better-part-of-the-night-listening-to/)

[Graham Parke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-parke/)

> [“I shouted the perfect words to scare him off. It was just the delivery (and only the delivery) that made me sound like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-parke/i-shouted-the-perfect-words-to-scare-him-off-it-was-just-the-delivery/)

[Graham Parke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-parke/)

> [“it sounds like my neighbor is stir-frying hamsters in a large enameled wok.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-parke/it-sounds-like-my-neighbor-is-stir-frying-hamsters-in-a-large/)

[Graham Parke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-parke/)

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